spoiler alert- leaked ORIGINAL wrestlemania promo

[emperor.indian]

this is the promo that will open WRESTLEMANIA 24 from orlando florida.
and this is told by reliable sources to have been leaked from STEPHANIE McMAHONs office in the WWE headquarters


fireworks are heard all along the arena to open the WRESTLEMANIA 24.
there is a HUGE pop from a very noisy and charged up crowd.
lights go out for a split second and more fireworks erupt.
lights come back and wrestlemania theme song is played.
after a good 5 minutes of camerawork showing how charged up and excited the crowd is we hear JIM ROSS and JERRY the king LAWLER open the show with their commentry

JR- welcome ladies a gentlemen to this special night, a night where legends will be made, stars born, and careers ended........it is the biggest night of the year......and a night that would be remembered for the ages......THIS IS WRESTLEMANIA .......I, JIM ROSS and my brodcast colleague JERRY THE KING LAWLER welcome you to WRESTLEMANIA 24.

THE KING- indeed JR, i m too excited........this night is going to be legendary......we dont know who is gonna show up so fasten your seat belts and enjoy this roalercoaster ride.......


camera shifts to backstage showing someone enter the arena. his face isnt shown but what is apparent is that he walks with a swagger just like someone whos returned home after a decde.....
backstage helphands are shown with a mix of surprise and excitement on their face.
its apparent that someone BIG and someone EXCITING has returned.
the camera follows the persons stature upwards slowly from his legs to waist to chest and finally his face teasing the fans into gueswsing who he is.

it is revelaled as THE ROCK ..............the great one............the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.

KING(not seen only voice heard on commentary)- its the rock--------the great one himself--------he is back JR--------yeah hoo-------i can feel the electricity already in the arena.

huge pops are heard all over the arena

 

[emperor.indian]

THE ROCKs music hits loudly - if you smelllll...............what the rock..............is cooking as the rock enters and walks the enterance ramp towards the ring . The rock enters the ring , climbing on turnbuckles of all 4 corners one by one and posing for the people.
camera lights are seen flashing all over the arena clicking the rocks photographs
finally after a good minute and a half the great one speaks

THE ROCK- finally ......the rock HAS come back to florida.
the most electrifying man in sports entertainment is back.

huge pops are heard again.........sounds of WELCOME BACK------------WELCOME BACK are heard. the rock continues.

THE ROCK - the rock was in hollywood....making movies....enjoying stardom....and doing what he does best to entertain his fans......but lately the rock has been hearing all kinds of news------bad news----sad news----mad news---about how the WWE has been highjacked, captured, tortured and mutilated by some no name stupid transexual white bitch and the rock---------being the great one that he is------and being the most electrifying man in all of wrestling and entertainment cant allow that to happen.
the rock has seen enough of it and its time to end it all .....the rock says he demands answers, he demans explainations , he demands justice for the millions ........and millions(crowd noice heard)---of fans-------------------JUST ----BRING IT (rock gives an expression of resentment with authority and HAND signals are directed to BRRING IT towards the titantron)

 

[emperor.indian]

JOHN CENAs music hits as a HUGE boos are heard all over the arena.......but CENA appears from the titron tries to move around like a streaptease club girl shakes his booty and walks towards the ring .
cameras focus on the crowd where people welcome CENA with an austin middle finger salute.
signboards are seen which read like
1. CENA is a ******
2. the CHIMP is here ( with a pic of a chimpanzee whos body looks like human)
3. you can pee on me----showing cenas face with mouth wide open ( to target where to direct the stream)
4. cena sucks better than Mc MAHONs wife.............WORD LIFE

( dont worry abt the fact that television viewvers wont be able to read the signs, they will be . WWE has gone high definition)

CENA walks to the ring and and tries to get close to the rock

the rock takes a step backand signals him to stop

THE ROCK- hold on ....hold on white girl.....the ROCK aint gay.....i know you are.....and you cant hide it.....but the rock says CAN only suck VINCES dick not bite it

CENA screams- the champ is hhheeeeeerreeeee

THE ROCK- so you wannna tell the great one you are a champ.....tell me what you are champ at-------cock sucking-------ass kissing------selling recycled condoms--------picking waste from the streets------playing night watchman at car junkyards---------cleaning toilets-----tell the great what one single achievement of yours that you should be called a champ

CENA - I WORE THE WWE belt for over an ear

THE ROCK- hey shut up cover up you arent wering even your underwear (the rock says pointing at cenas trunks which have slid down half way exposing some of his p****c hair. man why is WWE high definition)

cena holds on to his oversized TIGHTS ( what a misnomer , they are so loose.....just like cenas character) which are sliding down.
in holding then cena has to expand alot of energy----he is already sweating ( how he picked up the big show, was he on roids in those times)

THE ROCK- so you wanna tell the great one any more of your achievements

 

[Father:_Polley]

crap

 

[Lil Wes]

WTF is this shit?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Do we have like an honest to goondess spammer? Oh what fun!!

Awww nevermind he isn't. Dangit.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[jazwaz1]

Lawl.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

WTF is this shit?

a very bad decision on one users part...

 

[emperor.indian]

cena - i am the biggest////

the rock interupts in between...

THE ROCK- biggest what.........biggest mosqito around......biggest grasshopper in the grasslands................biggest ape from the amazon jungles-------you know how to SWING the rock grants you that..............biggest fungus growing on the waste paper.....biggest dump of garbage.....biggest pool of discared industial affluent .......what makes you think you are big ?

CENA tries to counter the rocks arguements by telling how he is BIG by telling him that he defeated BALLS MAHONEY in a match

CENA- you know something ROCK I WENT AN HOUR WITH BALLS MAHONEY

THE ROCK- are you telling me that BALLS WAS ALL OVER YOU FOR AN HOUR.
thats NEWS to ROCKs years. i knew BALLS is upset that he now no longer goes on date with KELLY KELLY ------but he CHOSE YOU--------cmon balls i think you had a DECENT choice.....what have you degraded to

CENA (still arguing how he is better than BALLS MAHONEY)- i held BALLS . I HAVE HIM GRASPED FOR OVER AN HOUR

THE ROCK- whoa.....whoa...whoa...whoa.....stop telling lies to THE GREAT ONE.
your pint sized hands cant handle MAHONEYS COCONUT SIZED BALLS-------YOU ARE LIEING

cena tries to tell rock to look at his face to see how innocent and upright he truely is and he wasnt lieing.
CENA - look at my face ROCK -----------LOOK AT IT CLOSELY---CAREFULLY-------I AINT LYING

the rock takes a good close look even lowers his sunglasses to look even more closely
THE ROCK- what are you trying to tell the rock ...............................now that you knew that THE ROCK called your bluff you are suggesting that YOU HELD BALLS MAHONEYs balls in your mouth.

shouts of balls------balls-------balls are heard in the background

THE ROCK-----the rock says you are a liar........a white skinned , monkey faced , shameless, worthless, valueless, characterless liar---------what do you have to say abt that
CENA---HMMM//////
THE ROCK (interrupts)- ---IT DOESNT MATTER YOU YOU THINK-----------------------------
THE ROCK - you are nothing but a JABRONI
scum eating , bottom feeding, pootang pie eating , no good , white skinned, black ass, donkey riding, toilet hiding , gutter residing JABRONI

now wipe of VIMMY MACs--------HUNTERS--------------BALLs-----TOWN SHERIFs----------GODFATHERs---------Mark HENRYs---------DEADMANS---------GREAT KHALIs-------------HORNSWOGGLEs---------MICHAEL COLEs------------CHAIN GANGERs---------or whosevers stuff is on your face
(the rock points to few white drops of unknown fluid on CENAs face)

cena takes off his shirt. as he does his hand comes off his TIGHTS which fall.
(camera turns way then turns back to the ring thnjfully blurred)
THE ROCK (angry)- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE........YOU STRIPTEASE HERE.....OFFER THE ROCK YOUR ASSETS....NOW YOU GONNA SAY------YOU WANT SOME....COME GET SOME

the great one says he has had enough of your nonsense and its time you leave the PEOPLES CHAMP in THE PEOPLES ring in the PEOPLEs ARENA .
now get lost before the rock looses his cool and takes you down , beats you up, ties your hands with a handcuff. grab a steal chair , busts your head wide upon, break your sternum with the peoples elbow, breaks your back with the rock bottom on the table and finally electrify your gay ass by inerting high voltage livewire in it

cena is seen leaving in shame and embarassement even as rock is halfway in his speech.

THE ROCK- IF YA SMELLLL-----------WHAT THE ROCK----------------------------------(camera closes in on rocks face, lowers sunglasses, raises the PEOPLE EYEBROW)-------------------------------------is cooking.

THE ROCKs music hits high volume.

camera focuses on the rock.....lights are dimmed....flashes are seen....rock climbs the turbuckles hold one hand up and poses......JR and THE KINGs commentry voices are heard
THE KING------- this is great JR-------the most electifying man has embarrased CENA on national TV
JR- gawd damn true king--------never seen anyone embarrased quite as much in my life------the night has just started ladies and gentleman----dont go anywhere

-----commercial break----


----------end of promo---------

 

[Eternal Dragon]

*munches on popcorn*

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[jazwaz1]

If you want to make it seem 'leaked'...


... at least use correct grammar and capitalize properly .

 

[Eternal Dragon]

If you want to make it seem 'leaked'...


... at least use correct grammar and capitalize properly .

Bahaha he could always send them to me.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Father:_Polley]

does he think he's posting in the movies so bad it's good section?

 

[justinsayne]

WTF?!?...it ends with a commercial break, and is suppose to take place at WM, that makes no sense at all

 

[Eternal Dragon]

At least he posted it in a section where he can't really can't get in trouble for it.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Father:_Polley]

just what are the rules on posting crap in the barroom?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

except for if it actually happens....then hes fucked LOL

 

[Agrex]

I see a Teddy Harted future for this poster.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Agrex I demand you chage the tagline under your name to say "Canadian sensation" as to have symmetery with my video game. do it.

 

[Frank the Frowner]

CENA - I WORE THE WWE belt for over an ear

Teehee.

 

[Father:_Polley]

wwe will naturally put gay-bashing and that much profanity in a promo.

what bothers me most is the grammar. it's it's, it's so bad i cant think how to describe it properly. it's like konnan has got a new id

 

[a7xoff]

sice I haven't seen it yet... LAME

 

[Agrex]

Agrex I demand you chage the tagline under your name to say "Canadian sensation" as to have symmetery with my video game. do it.

Okay. I like the ring to it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

damn right. Im a fucking genious. WWE will smarten up, and hire me someday.

 

[Agrex]

damn right. Im a fucking genious. WWE will smarten up, and hire me someday.

You'll be 70 by the time WWE smartens up, and hires you.