Sooo...WM32 is coming to my town..

[JohnJohnson]

Hey guys, I'm sure everyone missed me(sarcasm). Anywho, I haven't been around lately because I have been, and still am, overseas doing stuff and things. But, the fantastic news is that I will be home in time for Mania, and it will be taking place where I live! So, as per usual, there will be a big party. Last year, I lucked out and stayed at the same hotel as all of the Wrestle Con guests and got to party with a lot of them and became friends with RVD. This time I will be purposefully staying at the hotel with all of the guys. We have a suite booked, there will be open bar, strippers(day of Mania only),limo ride to/from Mania and of course a bunch of wrestlers. TNA's/LU's Hernandez and ROH's/CZW's Masada will be there as well as former $5 Wrestling Heavyweight Champion Freight Train(look this guy up, he is hilarious). So anyone who will be in town and is interested in partaking in the festivities, feel free to PM me and we can exchange contact info. It would be cool to meet some of you guys in person.

Other than that, how has everyone been?

 

[Coco]

Will RVD be there?

 

[JohnJohnson]

I don't know, I'm hoping so. I haven't seen the full guest list for Wrestle Con. But if he is there then yea, he will likely come hang out. He is really laid back.

 

[BaconBits]

Other than that, how has everyone been?

I have some pretty raunchy gas today. I can't even stand myself.

 

[JohnJohnson]

I haven't been able to shit regularly for a long while now. Only 1-3 times per week.

 

[BaconBits]

I haven't been able to shit regularly for a long while now. Only 1-3 times per week.

Copious amounts of Taco Bell or Burger King should fix that.

 

[JohnJohnson]

Oddly enough, I had Burger King today.

 

[BaconBits]

Oddly enough, I had Burger King today.

Green bottle beer might ddo the trick, too. Get yourself some Heineken.

 

[JohnJohnson]

There is absolutely no alcohol where I am. I've been sober for several months now.

 

[Bernkastel]

There is absolutely no alcohol where I am. I've been sober for several months now.

Bummer.

 

[nightmare]

Will there be real strippers or will you just pay the cleaning lady to take her top off?

 

[JohnJohnson]

Lol, real strippers. But if the cleaning lady is hot, I'm down for anything.

 

[Rayne]

Lol, real strippers. But if the cleaning lady is hot, I'm down for anything.

What if she has Ebola?

 

[Dirk]

Jealous as balls!

 

[Coco]

Tell me about RVD.

If you can get a Batman: TAS Killer Croc action figure in its original packaging autographed by Van Dam, it'd be appreciated. Don't ask what the rationale behind that is. Make it out to Kevin.

 

[Coco]

Get a picture of the doll, Van Dam, and some stripppers, and I'll find it a prominent place in my home. I will get it framed.

Honestly. I'd be cool at your party.

 

[Coco]

One should never meet their heroes.

 

[nightmare]

What if she has Ebola?

Nothing some tequila, a few Lysol wipes & her Lemon Pledge perfume won't clear up.

 

[JohnJohnson]

Mexicans don't get Ebola. It's a scientific fact.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Anywho, I haven't been around lately

There is absolutely no alcohol where I am. I've been sober for several months now.

Rehab.

 

[JohnJohnson]

Rehab.

Lol, more or less. That's pretty much how I view deploying. But it's definitely not Passages Malibu.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

Lol, more or less. That's pretty much how I view deploying. But it's definitely not Passages Malibu.

I go to rehab every morning and check out every night

 

[SHAGAMANIA 3:16]

Do you guys snort crack?

How much drugs do you do?

 

[JohnJohnson]

Do you guys snort crack?

How much drugs do you do?

That would not be legal.