I know I'm not the only one who watched this, as it was on for over 24 hours straight on the Fox Movie Channel, and well... I noticed a few things since it was my first time watching the film in my adult life (I've watched #2 a couple of times in the past few years since it was on HBO a lot, but not the first one since I was a kid).
Kevin's family pisses me off. Seriously, what a bunch of assholes. First of all, if my uncle called me a jerk like that when I was 8-years-old, my mom and other family members would have chewed his ass out. So, that's one thing, but also, what type of mother sends their son to a room he's fearful of as a punishment? That's just terrible. Moreover, her reaction when Kevin said, "Everybody in this family hates me!" was so fucked up. Instead of comforting him, letting him know that no one really hates him, she acts like a 10-year-old and comes back with, "Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family." Seriously, what type of shit is that to say to an 8-year-old when he was upset? Hell, I didn't blame Kevin for wanting a new family, and if I were him, I never would have wanted any of those scumbags back. And thinking about it, #2 is even worse when they know damn well that Buzz baited Kevin, yet Kevin is the one who gets trouble? I love these two movies, but that family is fucking lame as hell.
Okay, but enough of that. This is by far the funniest moment in the movie:
I literally laughed my ass off. I had forgotten all about that part. No scream queen in history could ever top that.
And lastly, while watching this, I realized that Macaulay Culkin is a true American hero. Think about this... he's filthy rich, hasn't had to work in years, is currently banging Mila Kunis, and starred in a movie that will forever make families happy every single year around Christmas time. What more is there to accomplish in life?
Kevin's family pisses me off. Seriously, what a bunch of assholes. First of all, if my uncle called me a jerk like that when I was 8-years-old, my mom and other family members would have chewed his ass out. So, that's one thing, but also, what type of mother sends their son to a room he's fearful of as a punishment? That's just terrible. Moreover, her reaction when Kevin said, "Everybody in this family hates me!" was so fucked up. Instead of comforting him, letting him know that no one really hates him, she acts like a 10-year-old and comes back with, "Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family." Seriously, what type of shit is that to say to an 8-year-old when he was upset? Hell, I didn't blame Kevin for wanting a new family, and if I were him, I never would have wanted any of those scumbags back. And thinking about it, #2 is even worse when they know damn well that Buzz baited Kevin, yet Kevin is the one who gets trouble? I love these two movies, but that family is fucking lame as hell.
Okay, but enough of that. This is by far the funniest moment in the movie:
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I literally laughed my ass off. I had forgotten all about that part. No scream queen in history could ever top that.
And lastly, while watching this, I realized that Macaulay Culkin is a true American hero. Think about this... he's filthy rich, hasn't had to work in years, is currently banging Mila Kunis, and starred in a movie that will forever make families happy every single year around Christmas time. What more is there to accomplish in life?
