some dude on the bus

[BooCocky]

Was snorting some coke. Like wtf, he had a shit loaded in pens and tubes and shit. He comes on that bus sweating like a mother fucker snorts some then falls asleep. WTF!!!!

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

You think thats bad? You should head what Ben Roethlisberger did!

 

[Slyfox696]

You think thats bad? You should head what Ben Roethlisberger did!

Wow! Needling Becker about Roethlisberger? How very original and creative of you!

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Wow! Needling Becker about Roethlisberger? How very original and creative of you!

Thank you.

 

[FromTheSouth]

For his next trick, he will find a TM post and insult Canada.

 

[The Doctor]

Poor 4th Face.

 

[Slyfox696]

And to top it off...

"Czena sux!"

 

[BooCocky]

and he only knowz five moves

 

[Mighty NorCal]

to think, people site his moveset and "in ring ability" as reasons they dont like him. Like, now, in 2010.

Figured it fit in a thread about people who snort coke

 

[Razor]

Its because of the Attitude Eraz, Norcal. GAWD

 

[FromTheSouth]

Stone Cold only knew five or six moves and that was never a problem.

 

[Slyfox696]

Yes, but Stone Cold didn't appeal to little kids and women.

 

[BooCocky]

but he drank da beer and gave Vinnie Mac the stone cold stunner a few times...

 

[Razor]

BEER TRUCK, MA GAWD. BEER TRUCK!!!!!!!

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yes, but Stone Cold didn't appeal to little kids and women.

I get it. Limited movesets are only bad if you're a good role model.

but he drank da beer and gave Vinnie Mac the stone cold stunner a few times...

Right. I forget that attacking old men makes your punches *****punches.

BEER TRUCK, MA GAWD. BEER TRUCK!!!!!!!

The Zamboni was more memorable for me. I was like, WTF, a Zamboni.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yes, but Stone Cold didn't appeal to little kids and women.

So uncool.


ESPECIALLY in a sport were oily men have fake fights in their underwear.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

BAH GAWD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! OILY MEN! OILY MEN! MEGA TON BOMBS!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

THE UNMITIGATED GAUL!!!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

FLAIR KNEE DROPPED THE BEER CAN!

 

[Coco]

They don't hate Czena for his five moves. They hate him because he's Superman and has "resiliency."

 

[Mighty NorCal]

HOGAN!!!!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

They don't hate Czena for his five moves. They hate him because he's Superman and has "resiliency."

sorta like every other top face in the history of professional wrestling

 

[Razor]

I dunno Norcs, can you prove that? Huuuuh? I bet you can't. And any Hogan videos don't count because he's working for the TNAz.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I dunno Norcs, can you prove that? Huuuuh? I bet you can't. And any Hogan videos don't count because he's working for the TNAz.

*face starts hot*

*heel does something to divert momentum, dominates center portion of match*

*face makes a comeback for the unlikely victory*



this, ladies and gentleman is what we call a "professional wrestling match"