Solution to Jericho's Absence

[George Steele's Barber]

My biggest regret in life is that I never got to see John Cena's Mexican cousin Juan Cena compete. I heard of the WWE legend but never got to see the man.

In Chris Jericho's absence I think WWE needs to be bring in Jericho's cousin's uncle's brother's by marriage half mother's neighbor's doctor's landscaper Asian-Canadian Jerry Cho.

Jerry Cho could come out to Jericho's theme music and cut Jericho like promos complete with frosted tips and Lite-Brite jacket. He could parody the classics like the silent trolling return, "Never! Ever!!!" and "Ass clown".

In his first week he could interfere in an Orton match and then be squashed by Orton the next week. The rest of his short time could be spent feuding with Santino for comedy U.S. Title gold.

Book it you fuck-nuts.

P.S. - would this work better if Jerry Cho was also a dwarf?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Bumped so I could add that Joey Ryan is clearly trying to steal Ron Burgundy's look.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Jerry Cho, Jerry Cho, Jerry Chooooooooooooooo....

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Bumped so I could add that Joey Ryan is clearly trying to steal Ron Burgundy's look.

It's Magnum, P.I. But I think Ron Burgandy, any 1970's pornstar and Ben Stiller from Dodgeball are acceptable comparison's.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

It's Magnum, P.I. But I think Ron Burgandy, any 1970's pornstar and Ben Stiller from Dodgeball are acceptable comparison's.

More importantly - Are you going to mark out for Jerry Cho the same way you mark out for Jericho?

If you don't, that makes you a racist.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

More importantly - Are you going to mark out for Jerry Cho the same way you mark out for Jericho?

If you don't, that makes you a racist.

I guess I've no alternative other than to say yes.

Hope he does the Walls of Jerry Cho.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I guess I've no alternative other than to say yes.

Exactly.

Hope he does the Walls of Jerry Cho.

Technically it is called The Great Walls of Jerry Cho.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Technically it is called The Great Walls of Jerry Cho.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

How often do you think Emma Stone thanks God for giving Lindsay Lohan all the pills, booze and coke that have helped Lindsay become such a fuck up and open up multiple roles for Emma?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Not often Georgy. Not very often.



I third this motion. I can finally have an Asian character I can get behind.











No no. I worded that perfectly.

 

[IHW]

How often do you think Emma Stone thanks God for giving Lindsay Lohan all the pills, booze and coke that have helped Lindsay become such a fuck up and open up multiple roles for Emma?

Emma Stone is better than Lohan will ever be. I don't like chick flicks, but the ones I have been forced to watch against my will, like Crazy Stupid Love, was actually... entertaining.