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This is some twitter banter between Miz and Jericho
@mikethemiz youre gay
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho if u looked this good u would do the same. @fhnixon i guess its a rockstar thing.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz Did he teach u to say do u want fries with that? might come in handy someday.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz And the fauxhawk is the new fanny pack.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz Adam lambert called and he wants you back
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho
mikethemiz
@IAmJericho as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?
mikethemiz
@IAmJericho code broken i broke the walls down.
mikethemiz
Just heard Mizs match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest
IAmJericho
Im glad Miz thinks of me when hes taking a dumpski. I think of him when Im banging his mum
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight people ran out and burned their barns in protest.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock
mikethemiz
just got done with a signing at foxtail call center in melbourne with kelly kelly. headed to the arena.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz wow the foxtail call center huh? Whats next, a signing at piggly wigglys?
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well I just watched one of your matches.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz maybe it can compete with your new novel Miz-My Life With A Frog Face
IAmJericho
Jericho can say what he likes he isn't under contract. But Punk got in trouble with Glaad for using "homo" as an insult. Cole had to go to classes because he used the term "******", but Miz is using the word "gay" as an insult all over his twitter? That's definitely disrespectful.
Someone tell Glaad, lets get the Miz into trouble.
@mikethemiz youre gay
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho if u looked this good u would do the same. @fhnixon i guess its a rockstar thing.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz Did he teach u to say do u want fries with that? might come in handy someday.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz And the fauxhawk is the new fanny pack.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz Adam lambert called and he wants you back
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho
mikethemiz
@IAmJericho as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?
mikethemiz
@IAmJericho code broken i broke the walls down.
mikethemiz
Just heard Mizs match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest
IAmJericho
Im glad Miz thinks of me when hes taking a dumpski. I think of him when Im banging his mum
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight people ran out and burned their barns in protest.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock
mikethemiz
just got done with a signing at foxtail call center in melbourne with kelly kelly. headed to the arena.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz wow the foxtail call center huh? Whats next, a signing at piggly wigglys?
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well I just watched one of your matches.
IAmJericho
@IAmJericho this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends.
mikethemiz
@mikethemiz maybe it can compete with your new novel Miz-My Life With A Frog Face
IAmJericho
Jericho can say what he likes he isn't under contract. But Punk got in trouble with Glaad for using "homo" as an insult. Cole had to go to classes because he used the term "******", but Miz is using the word "gay" as an insult all over his twitter? That's definitely disrespectful.
Someone tell Glaad, lets get the Miz into trouble.