So I Went On Vacation....

[nightmare]

.... and when I came back to work, they decided to dissolve my department & cut our pay.


Best part is, they expect me not to be mad at this. So in the course of a week, i ask for a raise for us (.50 cents for each of the 3 here), take a vacation & instead get moved departments. Sorry dosent really do this situation justice. Sorry is best kept for spilling coffee, or bumping into someone while walking.

Revolution pending..... weapons being forged now while watching Office Space on my phone.

 

[Sparky]

How much did they cut your pay?

 

[JGlass]

I believe you have my stapler.

 

[nightmare]

Cut it by $1.00. Fucking bullshit.


Im going fishing at lunch. Much better idea than work. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Yeah, "sorry" is a seriously fucked up word.

Hope you catch some good fish.

 

[justinsayne]

Oh I got you beat, when my dad died, I took a week and a half off to go home and deal with that, come back to work to learn that they decided to cut the work force in half, which meant I'd be laid off at the end of my week back, and not only that, they told me that I was only getting paid for 2 of my days away, since that was all that they had to cover in their funeral leave policy, & I didn't give them proper notice (you're suppose to let them know 2 weeks in advance) to use up any of my PTO (paid time off).

Yeah I was pretty pissed.

 

[nightmare]

Damn Justin, that does blow. Fuck big corporations.

Im just gonna open my own restaurant. Gonna call it 'Nguyen Your Hungry'. In honor of my homie Steve Nguyen. Catchy name for a late night place.

 

[The Bearded One]

That sucks man. I would say I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem appropriate. Hope you can find a job, though.

 

[Coco]

Would sorry be sufficient with a ninety degree bow?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

A bow is a bow.

 

[nightmare]

Got another job lined up so we will see what happens.

They are gonna be mad when i take my monitors and electronic stuff back that i brought. Good luck waiting a week to order more. Hell, i can always just give my keys to a homeless guy. Nothing like your boss coming in to work to see a big smelly vagrant sleeping his your desk.

 

[Coco]

A bow is a bow.

I considered playing your game, but a Larry David argument isn't going to get over very well in text.

Too bad I don't have a daughter. I'd like to impart that knowledge to her.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

A bow is a bow.

I considered playing your game, but a Larry David argument isn't going to get over very well in text.

Too bad I don't have a daughter. I'd like to impart that knowledge to her.

I always suspected you guys where juicing. Dismissive bastards.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

How common do you think it is for people to juice before *********ing in order to gain self confidence? I tried it once but I was only able to increase my time to four minutes. Needless to say I was thrilled and have continued doing it regularly.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Oh I got you beat, when my dad died, I took a week and a half off to go home and deal with that, come back to work to learn that they decided to cut the work force in half, which meant I'd be laid off at the end of my week back, and not only that, they told me that I was only getting paid for 2 of my days away, since that was all that they had to cover in their funeral leave policy, & I didn't give them proper notice (you're suppose to let them know 2 weeks in advance) to use up any of my PTO (paid time off).

Yeah I was pretty pissed.

Yeah ok. Next time, tell your Dad to let you know 2 weeks ahead of time before he passes away. What kind of stupid shit is that?

Damn Justin, that does blow. Fuck big corporations.

Im just gonna open my own restaurant. Gonna call it 'Nguyen Your Hungry'. In honor of my homie Steve Nguyen. Catchy name for a late night place.

That's an awesome name for a restaurant.

 

[latino World order]