So I picked up an older woman last night.....

[FromTheSouth]

and she annoyed me so much that I faked passing out to get her to leave.

She's 34 and I'm 26, so it was a bit of an accomplishment, or so I thought.

She was quiet and cute in the dark, but once we got home, she had a mouth that would make a sailor blush and beyond her incredibly nice boobs, she wasn't much of a looker.

 

[Mr. TM]

kill her and make her into chili.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I made you eat your parents......

Seriously, day time drinking leads to trouble.

 

[Mr. TM]

My parents would be too old to eat, I need something a little younger.

 

[FromTheSouth]

so, if you eat babies, does that mean you like veal?

 

[Sparky]

and she annoyed me so much that I faked passing out to get her to leave.

She's 34 and I'm 26, so it was a bit of an accomplishment, or so I thought.

She was quiet and cute in the dark, but once we got home, she had a mouth that would make a sailor blush and beyond her incredibly nice boobs, she wasn't much of a looker.

Was half expecting you to say that you broke your back becouse she was heavy.

 

[Mr. TM]

I have a great recipe for babies. But they must be picked from the Andes.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Andean baby stew? That's my favorite!!!! My mom's is better than your mom's.

 

[Sparky]

How is your back?

 

[FromTheSouth]

My back is fine. My rib is broken though, but that's a different story.

 

[Sparky]

YOU PICKED HER UP WITH A BROKEN RIB??? Move over NorCal we have a new Invincible.

 

[FromTheSouth]

OK, now I get it. You're making a joke about picking her up.

You do get the expression right?

 

[Sparky]

OK, now I get it. You're making a joke about picking her up.

You do get the expression right?

I rections...

 

[Spunky]

Milf's Ftw!