HeenanGorilla
Championship Contender
I am not a fan of Michael Cole and some of his stats (Jericho's 14th Mania ties him for 6th with Bret Hart????) leave me wondering who he thinks cares at all. I guess if Jericho comes back next year, it will be a huge moment as he takes sole possession of 6th place. Or does he then tie for 5th place? I can't imagine anyone cares about either.
At the end of the Fatal Four-Way Women's match, I thought he was about to give a good note...and then he swung and missed as only he can. (I don't care if Vince is in his ear, this guy is the mouthpiece and gets the credit and blame)
Bayley won the match and retained her title by pinning Charlotte with a "Macho Man" elbow. At this point, it occurred to me that it was kind of a fitting finish and as I was thinking it, Michael Cole--referring to the "Macho Man" elbow--said something along the lines of "How fitting.." (at which point, I was starting to think 'Good for you, Cole!') and then finished his thought with something like "...that it was 30 years ago that Randy Savage had a match with Ricky Steamboat that some people still consider one of the all-time WrestleMania classics." (Again, something like that--I don't remember what he said word-for-word)
So close, Cole! Yes, that Savage/Steamboat match was 30 years ago and yes Bayley used a "Macho Man" elbow to win. But THAT is the match you think of to compare the two moments?? A clearly more "fitting" note would have been that 25 years earlier, Macho Man--who Bayley had just emulated-- beat Ric Flair--Charlotte's dad--for the WWF title, just as Bayley just won her title match. Macho Man's move to beat Ric Flair's daughter...and he thinks it's fitting because of the Steamboat match?!
I admit I can't stand Cole and, like I said, I know he is fed a lot of his info. But, come on! The guy has been an announcer forever and he never improves. Irrelevant stats and phony excitement...he just doesn't have it and it boggles my mind that he has been around for so long. I did enjoy some of the other announcers last night. And it was so clear Cole is nowhere near the announcer JR still is.
Anyway, I thought Cole had a good note to add...and he swung and missed. It was right there for the taking. An earth-shattering note? Not by any means. But a more relevant comparison than of the Steamboat match...that not only didn't end with a Savage elbow, didn't even end with a Savage victory. Nice try, Cole. But close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes, as Gorilla Monsoon would repeat to quote Mean Gene Okerlund--two other greats whose talent Cole's is nowhere near.
At the end of the Fatal Four-Way Women's match, I thought he was about to give a good note...and then he swung and missed as only he can. (I don't care if Vince is in his ear, this guy is the mouthpiece and gets the credit and blame)
Bayley won the match and retained her title by pinning Charlotte with a "Macho Man" elbow. At this point, it occurred to me that it was kind of a fitting finish and as I was thinking it, Michael Cole--referring to the "Macho Man" elbow--said something along the lines of "How fitting.." (at which point, I was starting to think 'Good for you, Cole!') and then finished his thought with something like "...that it was 30 years ago that Randy Savage had a match with Ricky Steamboat that some people still consider one of the all-time WrestleMania classics." (Again, something like that--I don't remember what he said word-for-word)
So close, Cole! Yes, that Savage/Steamboat match was 30 years ago and yes Bayley used a "Macho Man" elbow to win. But THAT is the match you think of to compare the two moments?? A clearly more "fitting" note would have been that 25 years earlier, Macho Man--who Bayley had just emulated-- beat Ric Flair--Charlotte's dad--for the WWF title, just as Bayley just won her title match. Macho Man's move to beat Ric Flair's daughter...and he thinks it's fitting because of the Steamboat match?!
I admit I can't stand Cole and, like I said, I know he is fed a lot of his info. But, come on! The guy has been an announcer forever and he never improves. Irrelevant stats and phony excitement...he just doesn't have it and it boggles my mind that he has been around for so long. I did enjoy some of the other announcers last night. And it was so clear Cole is nowhere near the announcer JR still is.
Anyway, I thought Cole had a good note to add...and he swung and missed. It was right there for the taking. An earth-shattering note? Not by any means. But a more relevant comparison than of the Steamboat match...that not only didn't end with a Savage elbow, didn't even end with a Savage victory. Nice try, Cole. But close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes, as Gorilla Monsoon would repeat to quote Mean Gene Okerlund--two other greats whose talent Cole's is nowhere near.