Sigh...

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I made her an oragami heart today, and everything though

Did anyone else swear they saw "orgasm heart" when they first read this? Bad Mantaur, bad.

 

[Tastycles]

The friend zone is bullshit. If she's interested, it doesn't matter if your life long aquaitances, she'll still get with you. It's something girls made up as a kind let down. Sorry to burst the bubble.

 

[Coco]

A woman I'm currently interested in calls me Clint. As in Eastwood.

...in my dreams.

 

[Milkyway!]

So. I gave chick oragami heart, as planned. Not much happened. We continued to talk for about an hour, then I realized something. I'm better than that bitch. Sigh, she held a conversation about as good as if I were talking to a hispanic person, that knew no english. (By the way, I don't know any spanish, either)

 

[Coco]

Oragami was a bad choice. Should have been human.

 

[SavageTaker]

So. I gave chick oragami heart, as planned. Not much happened. We continued to talk for about an hour, then I realized something. I'm better than that bitch. Sigh, she held a conversation about as good as if I were talking to a hispanic person, that knew no english. (By the way, I don't know any spanish, either)

 

[Milkyway!]

 

[SavageTaker]

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Yes

^^^^^^^

 

[Milkyway!]

^^^^^^^

I think it was more of a, she was that damn preaty, so I was stupid enough to actually like her. Without spending much time with her.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I think it was more of a, she was that damn preaty, so I was stupid enough to actually like her. Without spending much time with her.

OK, you're in high school, so you should not be worried about finding that special someone. You need some practice. Not fucking...but kissing and stuff like that. Girls HATE sensitive guys...unless you're gay. Then they love you. But giving gifts and feelings and stuff makes you seem like a wuss bag. You have to give her the impression that you're awesome and that being with you would make her that awesome, too. Instead of trying to live up to HER standards, have HER live up to YOURS. You'll learn. Don't put the pusswah on a pedestal.

 

[Milkyway!]

OK, you're in high school, so you should not be worried about finding that special someone. You need some practice. Not fucking...but kissing and stuff like that. Girls HATE sensitive guys...unless you're gay. Then they love you. But giving gifts and feelings and stuff makes you seem like a wuss bag. You have to give her the impression that you're awesome and that being with you would make her that awesome, too. Instead of trying to live up to HER standards, have HER live up to YOURS. You'll learn. Don't put the pusswah on a pedestal.

Well, I learned what she was looking for, beforehand. I had met the chick about 2 months ago, and actually talked to her daily for about a month. So, I got whatever information I wanted from her, on those parts. Presented them to. I pretty much met that criteria on her parts. She wasn't looking for the cocky, I'm awesome type. She wanted a sentimental guy, willing to just give her attention, unlike the "I'm Awesome" guys in the past.

While I don't think she would have dated me, if I asked. I certainly wouldn't waste my time, by any means necassary with a boring chick like that.

 

[Minor League Brian]

OK, you're in high school, so you should not be worried about finding that special someone. You need some practice. Not fucking...but kissing and stuff like that. Girls HATE sensitive guys...unless you're gay. Then they love you. But giving gifts and feelings and stuff makes you seem like a wuss bag. You have to give her the impression that you're awesome and that being with you would make her that awesome, too. Instead of trying to live up to HER standards, have HER live up to YOURS. You'll learn. Don't put the pusswah on a pedestal.

The only truthful line in this statement, theif, is the last one. Besides that....

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Watch a lot European porn with women that only fuck business tycoons and football stars off-screen. Then, you'll realize all of the flaws of the girl you like, and, PRESTO!, you'll no longer be attracted to her. Or, just imagine her dropping a deuce.