shattered dreams goes to Washington

[shattered dreams]

I think I fell asleep during the original so I am only loosely aware of what I am supposed to do here. Thus far the highlight has either been the amount I ate for lunch or that the free lobby wifi can be tapped into from my room tonight. On the plus side I get paid.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

What is the purpose of the trip? Job interview? Lap dance for thr Lincoln Memorial?

 

[shattered dreams]

It is a permanent trip. Decided to move there for a job I got offered. I guess technically I am in northern Virginia. How many area codes do you have to be away for your wife not to be mad if you get a hooker?

 

[klunderbunker]

Lobbying Congress for an injunction against Aces and 8's continuing?

 

[shattered dreams]

Lobbying Congress for an injunction against Aces and 8's continuing?

I may lobby them to put a cap on the amount of time you can spend on WZ without getting on a treadmill.

 

[klunderbunker]

Actually I've been losing weight. Amazingly when you stop drinking a thermos of lemonade a day, you shed some pounds. This shouldn't be a shock but when I walk at night, sometimes I have wrestling shows on my iPod.

 

[shattered dreams]

Sounds like you found a loophole, also the treadmill thing was not specific to you. If Lemonade makes people fat then maybe my metabolism is still better than I give it credit for.

 

[JGlass]

It is a permanent trip. Decided to move there for a job I got offered. I guess technically I am in northern Virginia. How many area codes do you have to be away for your wife not to be mad if you get a hooker?

Depends on the race of the hooker.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sounds like you found a loophole, also the treadmill thing was not specific to you. If Lemonade makes people fat then maybe my metabolism is still better than I give it credit for.

When I say lemonade, I mean sugar with some liquid in it.

 

[shattered dreams]

Depends on the race of the hooker.

Unless they take credit cards now I don't have enough for white.

When I say lemonade, I mean sugar with some liquid in it.

They make lemonade with less sugar than that? I have much to learn.

 

[JGlass]

Unless they take credit cards now I don't have enough for white.

Do you think Bill Clinton would have served 8 years as president if there wasn't a white hooker service that didn't take credit cards in the D.C. area?

 

[shattered dreams]

Do you think Bill Clinton would have served 8 years as president if there wasn't a white hooker service that didn't take credit cards in the D.C. area?

I don't think paying for it was one of his strategies, if it was then he was getting ripped off from what I have seen.

 

[JGlass]

I don't think paying for it was one of his strategies, if it was then he was getting ripped off from what I have seen.

You're forgetting about hooker confidentiality. You go to a hooker and she's legally restricted from sharing information about her Johns. You boink some random non-hooker and she can blab about it to anyone she wants. That's what happened with Monica Lewinski.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

It is a permanent trip. Decided to move there for a job I got offered.

Congrats but I am pretty sure I heard that Obama destroyed the economy along with American life as we know it. You may want to double check.

Seriously though congrats. What type of work? Analyst? Gov't/private sector?

I guess technically I am in northern Virginia. How many area codes do you have to be away for your wife not to be mad if you get a hooker?

Four. Three if you promise no eye contact.

 

[IHW]

So you permanently moved to the D.C area, but left your wife behind?

 

[Lowdown]

Righteous on the job, dawg.

 

[shattered dreams]

You're forgetting about hooker confidentiality. You go to a hooker and she's legally restricted from sharing information about her Johns. You boink some random non-hooker and she can blab about it to anyone she wants. That's what happened with Monica Lewinski.

I thought it was her even fatter jealous friend that blabbed? I opted for the five finger discount just to be safe.

So you permanently moved to the D.C area, but left your wife behind?

I warned her that if she kept painting her nails around me it might happen

I haven't filed anything yet and will listen to her appeal once she finishes this busy period at her current job. Probably should check in on what she has learned on most weekends though.

Congrats but I am pretty sure I heard that Obama destroyed the economy along with American life as we know it. You may want to double check.

Seriously though congrats. What type of work? Analyst? Gov't/private sector?

Obama may well get a chance to ruin me yet if sequestration goes through since the job is based around defense subcontracting. I think my official title is systems engineer but that is probably slightly misleading.

Four. Three if you promise no eye contact.

Good to know, I might be able to test this if I slipped into Maryland.