Sensibility

[ZeroVX]

Ladies and gentlemen, I just spoke with God. And he's laughing at you.

You guys have been doing it wrong for eons. Everything that you do is just flat out incorrect, and God is laughing his ass off like it's a Three Stooges marathon. But now he's gotten tired of it, and wants you guys to hurry up and fly fucking right.

That's why he came to me. He wants me to show you the right way. The way that will lead you to enlightenment and paradise.

Thus, he has asked me to create Sensibility, the one right belief that there is and shall be.

"Sensibility: We're Not A Religion, Because We Have A Direct Connection To God."

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

 

[The Doctor]

Sign me up.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Zero... S.T.F.U.

 

[ZeroVX]

Sign me up.

You won't regret it. There's no church, no sermons, and our bible is basically a piece of paper with one word on it.

"Enjoy".

Edit: Matt....Get. A. Sense. Of. Humour.

 

[Lee]

Yeah fuck off Zero

 

[TwistofRKO]

Simply pathetic. I'd expect nothing less though.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

You won't regret it. There's no church, no sermons, and our bible is basically a piece of paper with one word on it.

"Enjoy".

Edit: Matt....Get. A. Sense. Of. Humour.

When I find something you say humorous, then maybe I'll show you my sense of humor, until then, I hate your face.

 

[ZeroVX]

When I find something you say humorous, then maybe I'll show you my sense of humor, until then, I hate your face.

Which is odd, considering you've never seen my face.

Or have you....?

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Simply pathetic. I'd expect nothing less though.

Zero likes to think he is amusing... he is not... he's an ass... I do not like Zero.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Which is odd, considering you've never seen my face.

Or have you....?

No, it was a ghost you saw in the window, it was not me.

 

[Razor]

I didn't read the first post. Should I have?

 

[Spaceman Spif]

I didn't read the first post. Should I have?

No not missing anything.

 

[ZeroVX]

No, it was a ghost you saw in the window, it was not me.

Well, that would explain how I could see it in the first place, considering my room's on the second floor...

 

[ZeroVX]

I didn't read the first post. Should I have?

Probably, considering it contains the actual joke.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Well, that would explain how I could see it in the first place, considering my room's on the second floor...

Well if it was me, speaking hypothetically of course, I would have used a ladder, but ghosts don't need ladders, they float or some shit.

 

[ZeroVX]

So I talked to God again.

He said you guys are stupid for not listening to me.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Razor...not missing anything.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I have never met anyone in my life that I would love to see fail miserably in life more than Zero. Like, I seriously wish that horrible things happen to him. Is that sensible enough?

 

[ZeroVX]

I have never met anyone in my life that I would love to see fail miserably in life more than Zero. Like, I seriously wish that horrible things happen to him. Is that sensible enough?

Actually, hate in general just isn't sensible. Sorry, you don't get in.

 

[FromTheSouth]

That's what I'm saying. Honestly, I feel bad for the way I feel about him. I feel flawed for not forgiving him. It's weird. He makes me wish I was a better person, but revel in the fact that I am an ass.

It's fucking Shakespeare. I can't stand him, but I need him to show me that I could be a more moral person. He makes me rethink my life, like, I should volunteer more learning disabled people because they need me.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Really? I wanted to run around these forums and be a jackass just like you.

 

[ZeroVX]

Oh, tsk tsk guys. God thinks it's funny that you're such assholes, but do you really think he wants to hang out with you?

Really, guys, be reasonable.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I dont discriminate though FTS. You see I hate Zero just as much as I hate Spawn, I hate spawn just as much as I hate Rey Mysterio, I hate Rey Rey just as much as I hate that red headed bitch from LOST I hate her just as much as I hate people who smile, and it comes back around to Zero who i hate equally as much as the rest. Except zero is like fuckin' stupid ******ed.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I dont discriminate though FTS. You see I hate Zero just as much as I hate Spawn, I hate spawn just as much as I hate Rey Mysterio, I hate Rey Rey just as much as I hate that red headed bitch from LOST I hate her just as much as I hate people who smile, and it comes back around to Zero who i hate equally as much as the rest. Except zero is like fuckin' stupid ******ed.

Why can I only rep you once a day?