Ladies and gentlemen, I just spoke with God. And he's laughing at you.
You guys have been doing it wrong for eons. Everything that you do is just flat out incorrect, and God is laughing his ass off like it's a Three Stooges marathon. But now he's gotten tired of it, and wants you guys to hurry up and fly fucking right.
That's why he came to me. He wants me to show you the right way. The way that will lead you to enlightenment and paradise.
Thus, he has asked me to create Sensibility, the one right belief that there is and shall be.
"Sensibility: We're Not A Religion, Because We Have A Direct Connection To God."
You guys have been doing it wrong for eons. Everything that you do is just flat out incorrect, and God is laughing his ass off like it's a Three Stooges marathon. But now he's gotten tired of it, and wants you guys to hurry up and fly fucking right.
That's why he came to me. He wants me to show you the right way. The way that will lead you to enlightenment and paradise.
Thus, he has asked me to create Sensibility, the one right belief that there is and shall be.
"Sensibility: We're Not A Religion, Because We Have A Direct Connection To God."