Scott Caan's Big Night LD

[Coco]

Tonight marks the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards! Once the target of much disrespect in showbiz circles and the inspiration of a professional wrestling move, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has risen above it's critics to recognize the best in entertainment and discover the true hidden gems in two industries.

On tonight's show:

-Drunk starlets!
-Piper Perabo from Cover Affairs!
-Chris Coffler from Glee!
-The Best Musical & Comedy Awards, featuring The Tourist!
-The acting talents of Mr. Scott Caan!
-Ricky Gervais not giving a shit!

And more!​

Humour me by pretending to care here. Also, guess which Golden Globe I've been nominated for in the past!

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I'll be rooting for Ryan Gosling and anything to do with The Social Network.

 

[Coco]

I haven't seen Black Swan yet. I'm very disappointed in myself. I'll probably see it between classes this week.

Eww. January Jones. I wouldn't be put off Mad Men if they killed her in that dead zone between seasons.

 

[Coco]

Any reason to be worried about Jane Lynch this year?

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Christian Bale NEEDS to win the Best Supporting Actor award.

 

[Coco]

Way to go out on the limb.

 

[The Crock]

What's with Bale's accent?

 

[Mitch Henessey]

YES! Geoffery Rush would've been a close second for me.

 

[The Crock]

It sounded weird...

 

[Coco]

One of these days, people are going to concede that Mad Men has great acting in addition to great everything else.

Next year, Liz Moss.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

I've always wanted to watch this show.

 

[The Crock]

Katey Sagal was talking and the entire time I had the image of Al Bundy on the couch going through my head.

 

[Coco]

So, Michael C. Hall for a repeat because they're star fuckers? Just so I can air my disappointment about Mad Men not winning acting awards and get that over with.

 

[Coco]

Get off the stage. If fucking Batman doesn't get to finish his speech, you sure as shit don't.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

John Malkovich stole the show in RED. He was worth the price of admission.

 

[Coco]

Scott Caan was robbed!

 

[The Crock]

Nooooo! Caaaaaaaaaaan!

 

[Coco]

I went from watching The Shield to listening to Chris Coffler. Epic manliness drop.

 

[Dave]

I've always wanted to watch one of these things...

 

[Coco]

No you don't. Wait. That was the point.

 

[Dave]

Michelle really took the charisma out of the room right there...

 

[Coco]

Ricky needs to stop being so subtle and just burn that place down so he's never invited back. Come on now.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, and Tim Burton are one hell of a trio.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

The Resident Evil series needs to die.

 

[Dave]

Kevin Bacon is one fugly mother fucker!