Savage's Garden

[Tastycles]

Oh come ye, sit in the garden and back Randy Savage. There's something for everyone.

Voters of kayfabe - he has beaten every big name of his era
Voters of match quality - WrestleMania III
Voters of promo quality - "ELIZZZABETTTT, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU"
Voters of significance - First post-Hogan champion
Voters of ring attire - If there's anyone who can pull a better zebra print bodysuit off, I've never seen them.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Voters of banging Stephanie McMahon - That pussy was old news by the time Triple H hit it.

 

[Tastycles]

Voters of people that Lex Luger got the sloppy seconds of - we've got you covered
Voters of men who outlives the women in his life - Miss Elizabeth and Sensational Sherri have you covered

 

[Shocky]

This is a campaign I can get behind. He made it to the finals in year two, so he's been there before.

 

[Tenta]

Voters of people who find it entertaining to tell Mean Gene his mustache looks crooked- We have you covered

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just like with Stephanie McMahon. When she was underage. That's not fucking funny, man. That's sick. Randy Savage should be arrested.

 

[Coco]

He got black-balled from the Hall of Fame AND Jim Ross' blog. Isn't that enough?

 

[Uncle Sam]

At least he wasn't blue-balled.

 

[Miko]

Just saw who Savage got drawn against, cant quiet remember who it was though.

He has my vote all the way.

 

[Via Armbar]

I've got Savage's back.

CUP A COFFEEEE YEAH

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't think his stalling routine will work in the gimmick rounds.