Saturday, March 6th

[Razor]

APO, Beta Rho Chapter will be hosting 900+ Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts on the University of Arkansas campus. The scouts will be participating in classes to help earn various merit badges/interest patches that they could not easily obtain on their own.

...900 children. 200ish annoying parents and Troup Leaders. Guess who gets to handle the adults?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

you...... I was a boy scout myself. However I never got passed Tenderfoot...... my motor skills prevented me from preparing the required knots.


You know what they say.... Always be prepared!

 

[Razor]

That sucks. I was never a Boy Scout, but APO started out solely as a Fraternity for Eagle Scouts in College. So we kinda help out the Boy Scouts whenever we can.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Speaking of Frats. My brother is a TKE.

 

[Leafy]

Boy scouts are for queers. 4-H motherfuckers.

 

[ZeroVX]

*coughhomophobescough*

 

[Razor]

Boy scouts are for queers. 4-H motherfuckers.

Go fuck a tree.

 

[Leafy]

Fuck a tree? Nah, we're about raising animals then eating them for money.

 

[ZeroVX]

Boy scouts are for queers. 4-H motherfuckers.

Ironic statement, since they actually kicked people out of the Boy Scouts for being gay.

 

[Razor]

Fuck a tree? Nah, we're about raising animals then eating them for money.

Then fuck a cow. A goat if you have it handy.

 

[Leafy]

4-H is the basically redneck club around here. Is that true everywhere?

 

[Razor]

Yes. As is the "4-H kids fuck animals" rule.

 

[Leafy]

My people take offense to the previous statement.

 

[ZeroVX]

Did I mention that the Boy Scouts hate gay people?

Because they do.

 

[Leafy]

I think that's made up.

 

[ZeroVX]

I think that's made up.

When they themselves admit it?

 

[Leafy]

Of course they do. Does the Boy Scouts show you how to skin a deer? I don't think so.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Boy scouts are for queers. 4-H motherfuckers.

1. What The Fuck is 4-H?
2. As an Eagle Scout, all I can say is "Fuck You."
3. The Boy Scouts of America do not allow Gay people to be in it. on the first page of the application (for paid positions within the Boy Scouts of America), it asks if you are Gay or Athiest. That is asked for a reason. They refuse to hire you if you answer yes.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

...IS THE DAY THE NORCAL PURCHASES TICKETS FOR EXTREME RULES!!! PUMP IRON BITCH!!

 

[Leafy]

Norcal: As do I.

Stormtrooper: 4-H is the redneck equivalent of the Boy Scouts. We raise animals, shoot stupid animals, and be awesome. And no stupid uniform.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Im only getting the 60$ ones at the most. No reason to go any more expensive in that arena, not a bad seat in the house, literally

 

[Razor]

GET MONEY GET TICKETS

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I was fully expecting a birthday thread and was thinking up what to get you.

 

[Shadowmancer]

APO, Beta Rho Chapter will be hosting 900+ Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts on the University of Arkansas campus. The scouts will be participating in classes to help earn various merit badges/interest patches that they could not easily obtain on their own.

...900 children. 200ish annoying parents and Troup Leaders. Guess who gets to handle the adults?

 

[Kanye South]

GET MONEY GET TICKETS

This is genius. How did you people miss this?