Sammy Sosa...Is White?

[CH David]

Now I heard about this on the radio, and when I saw this picture I literally got a little scared at the sight. The following is the story about Sosa from the radio stations website.

Former Chicago Cubs stud SAMMY SOSA showed up at the Latin Grammy Awards last week, looking surprisingly WHITER than usual.

--Before you jump to any conclusions, you should know that a friend of Sammy's has a very logical explanation.

--Rebecca Polihronis... who used to work for the Cubs... says, quote, "He's not trying to be Michael Jackson. He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin.

--"He was surprised he came out looking so white... [But] part of [it] is just the lighting. People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can't believe it is such a big deal."

--Rebecca said Sammy is having his skin "rejuvenated" to counteract the effect of spending years in the sun playing baseball.

So Sammy has skin problems for the years he played baseball.

Thoughts on Sammy?

 

[Mat FTW]

Holy Crap

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Yeah I wish I could afford a skin rejuvination process... lucky bastard.

 

[TheBigCheez-It]

Wow, I'm rather shocked at this to be honest.
Sammy Sosa, being whiter due to skin rejuvination...

 

[FromTheSouth]

That looks creepy.

 

[gd]

Can he speak english now?