Real Name: He refuses to share.
Gimmick Name: Saboteur
Nickname: N/A
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 198 pounds
Hometown: He refuses to share.
Billed From: Union City, New Jersey
Announcement:
Appearance:
-Hair Colour/Length- Bald
-Eye Colour- White
-Facial Hair- None
-Ring attire- Saboteur's entire body is covered by his ring gear, which happens to be his only outfit, an outfit he never takes off. He has a black mask and spandex suit with golden trim. He carriers around two katanas that may or may not be fake. He has jet black boots that are well polished and kick pads on the front of them that are dark emerald green. The kickpads are embroidered with a Chinese Dragon on each pad, facing each other.
-Backstage Attire- Exactly the same as his in ring attire, though he frequently wears other costumes over it and switches these costumes on and off with little warning.
-Physical Features- It's difficult to make out anything remarkable about Saboteur because he never takes his costume off.
-Tattoos- None, but he can tell you about a few scars. If you tried to see them, though, he might break your neck.
Alignment (Heel or Face, not Tweener): A babyface, despite himself.
Main Gimmick: Saboteur is a very poor excuse for a hitman/bounty hunter/mercenary/hired gun, but fancies himself as a superhero.
2 Characteristics of Gimmick:
1) Doesn't realize that he is NOT in fact a superhero.
2) Loves classic television.
Strengths/Weaknesses (3 of each):
Strengths:
1) Extremely skilled in hand to hand combat.
2) Talented at escaping submissions. He is also unlikely to tap because he believes that he has suffered much worse pain during the process with which he got his super powers... which never happened.
3) Is convinced that he has a healing factor like Wolverine, so he is both reckless and fearless in the ring.
Weaknesses:
1) While a very skilled striker, he is less than skilled in the art of grappling.
2) Is somewhat gullible. He tends to take things at face value.
3) Believes he has a healing factor, which causes him to push himself a little too hard or take too many risks.
Sample Pic of Wrestler:
Brief History: Though certainly a talented fighter, Saboteur's experience as a hitman has been less than positive. When trying to assassinate infamous Mafia Don Carl "The Schnoz" Paulino, he failed to gain entry to the club that Paulino frequented after the bouncer rejected Saboteur's fake ID. When attempting to take out Venezuelan Ambassador, he got locked in a custodial closet. When he was tasked with offing the leader of a rebellion in a small African country, he wound up getting drunk with the leader and passing out while the rebels overthrew the government. Because of his horrible track record, Saboteur has mostly been taking jobs that involve kidnapping obnoxious pets, shaking down hot dog vendors, and process serving. He also attempts many of his own money making ventures, all of which inevitably go horribly awry. He also has a kidnapped 20something in his custody named Garrett, who in addition to being Saboteur's hostage is also his best friend.
After winning his match in WZCW All-Stars, Saboteur decided that he should give up his career in murder and mayhem and start a career as a professional wrestler.
Entrance Music:
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Entrance Description: As the lyrics hit Saboteur comes out and basks in the crowd's reaction by throwing his hands in the air, turning around 360 degrees, and then pointing towards the ring. As he walks down the entrance ramp he hi-5s fans and sometimes stops for photo-ops, which may or may not be a figment of his imagination. He then slides into the ring under the bottom rope, runs to a turnbuckle in the opposite corner, and poses for the fans and the camera by making an X in front of his chest with his katanas.
Finishing Moves:
1) Death Blow- A shining wizard
2) Airborne Assassin- Bam Bam Sault from the top rope
15 Most Used Moves: (No finishers, 3 signature moves):
Super Saboteur!- Running, diving lariat (signature)
More Cowbell! Bell Clap to the head of an opponent, followed by a devastating headbutt (signature)
GOOOOOOOAL- Saboteur takes a hit to the face that spins him around, and follows it with a Pele kick (signature)
Snapmare followed with a kick to the back of the head
Roundhouse kick
Spinning Wheel Kick
Baseball slide evasion
Stinger Splash
European Uppercut
Double Leg Takedown followed up with punches to the face
Back suplex escape with a standing shiranui
One handed bulldog
Sleeper hold plus body scissors applied to a standing opponent
Running Tornado DDT
Quick body blows to a cornered opponent, finished with a slap across the face
Low blow with foot while facing the opposite direction from his opponent to distract the ref
Sample RP.
The scene begins with Garrett sleeping soundly in Saboteur’s ratty old bed. He looks peaceful, serene, and is cuddled up to the box of fruity pebbles Saboteur left him for sustenance while he was away on his trip to WZCW’s All-Star event. The camera starts to pan out and eventually reveals Saboteur is also in the bed, lying parallel to Garrett. Saboteur rolls over and puts his arm around Garrett, and begins to sleep talk.
Hey baby, how’d you like to spend the night with a champion?
Garrett’s eyes shoot open. He turns his head to see who is sweet talking him, and sees Saboteur. Surprised and frightened, he screams, jumps out of bed, and attempts to run, only to fall flat on his back as he is still handcuffed to the bedpost.
… Owwwwww…
Saboteur slowly turns and then sits up and makes typical waking up noises. He then leans over and sees Garrett sprawled on the floor.
What are you doing down there? The bed is much more comfortable.
I think I pulled my shoulder.
That’s nice. I’m going to go back to sleep.
Saboteur rolls back over and plops his head on the pillow.
Sab, can I get a little help here?
Saboteur shoots up in bed. He then crawls back over to the side of the bed that Garrett fell off of, makes a shelf out of his hands to rest his head on, and then starts kicking his feet back in forth in typical “girl talk at a slumber party” fashion.
Hey Garrett, I have some good news!
You’re going to uncuff me?
No… I WON AT ALL-STARS!
As Saboteur says this he jumps up on the bed and starts firing a pistol straight into the ceiling in celebration.
A heavily accented female voice is heard from upstairs.
Hey, keepit a-down down dere!!!
Sorry Mrs. Kakashika
Wow, you beat the robot? I’m impressed. Say, can you…
Heck yeah I beat the robot, I PINNED him. And I made the fat average guy bleed. Well, I didn’t make him bleed, but I helped. The fact is, I won!!!
Awesome. So did you get paid?
Boy did I! And you’ll be quite happy to learn that I spent it all on something that both you and I desperately wanted AND needed.
Garrett gets excited and perks up.
An air mattress!?
Nope…
Saboteur reaches into a plastic bag to the side of the bag and pulls out a large box that he then shoves in Garrett’s face
.
The complete set of Scott Baio’s greatest hits!
You’re… you’re kidding right?
(ignoring Garrett) That’s right, we’ve got ALL of Scott Baio’s greatest works, from Happy Days to Charles in Charge to the short lived but hysterically funny Baby Talk, we have everything a Scott Baio fan could ever possibly want to watch.
Great, whatever, I don’t care, please uncuff me now.
No can do buddy, I’ve gotta get going again!
What!? Where are you going?
To this week’s episode of WZCW!
Oh no… you’re not going to wrestle full time now, are you?
Bingo bongo amigo.
So you’re going to leave me handcuffed to this bed for another week?
Nah, I’ll be back before you know it! Besides, I brought you a few things to make the separation easier to bear!
Saboteur pulls a grocery bag onto the bed.
I got you some Coco Puffs, a jar of Ovaltine, a bottle of cherry Juicy Juice, and a box of Trojan Ecstacy condoms.
Why did you get me such a random assortment of things and announce all their names like that?
Saboteur (defensively): Well if you don’t want them then I’ll just take these Trojan Ecstacy condoms with me. After all, it’s like nothing’s even there!
Fine, whatever, can you at least help me up?
No time! I must be going now down the lonely road of the professional wrestler. But I already did you one favor.
Oh yeah? Did you buy me an industrial size jar of name brand peanut butter?
No, but I did set up the television to play our new Scott Baio DVDs to keep you entertained while I’m gone! Speaking of which, I have a flight to catch! Toodles!
The camera sees Saboteur jump out the window of the bedroom and hear a loud thud as he hits the ground. We hear Saboteur hail a taxi in the distance. The camera then pans over to Garrett who is still on the ground. The music to “Charles in Charge” starts to play.
I’m in hell…
