RustleZone News Report:

[GI Cake]

Reports are coming in that WZCW superstars Ricky Runn, and now one half Tag Team Champion, Mikey Stormrage had a run-in at a Amusement park in Orlando, Florida. Reports are also coming in that the both were in a heated verbal battle. Obviously a once great relationship between two stars have been split by their quest for gold. We will further cover this story up to their match on Meltdown.

 

[JGlass]

Word on the dirt sheets is that the fight started because Ricky Runn tried to grab Stormrage's cock while they were waiting on line for a ride. Stormrage wanted to go on the Merry-Go-Round, Ricky Runn wanted to go on the Reach-Around.

 

[Coco]

Word on the dirt sheets is that the fight started because Ricky Runn tried to grab Stormrage's cock while they were waiting on line for a ride. Stormrage wanted to go on the Merry-Go-Round, Ricky Runn wanted to go on the Reach-Around.

I have it from a reliable source that Ricky Runn was just looking for a ride on the Power Tower.

 

[JGlass]

I have it from a reliable source that Ricky Runn was just looking for a ride on the Power Tower.

Another site is saying he was trying to get in the front seat for the Log Flume ride. I don't think he realized what it entailed.

 

[Bernkastel]

Another source is suggesting that Stormrage just wanted to get some pie from Ricky Runn, but it wasn't the type of pie he was hoping for. Nor the right flavor.

 

[Mick Overlast]

I've been hearing they just wanted to go straight to the arcade and play with each other's joysticks.

 

[Remix]

Update: Stormrage wanted Runn's strudel, not his pie as originally reported.

 

[Coco]

I've been hearing they just wanted to go straight to the arcade and play with each other's joysticks.

Sources within WZCW are now reporting that this situation went sideways when Stormrage discovered that Runn has a token slot where his joystick is supposed to be.