Rikishi dead? or Dumb internet rumor?
- Thread starter Wolfdemon
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Yeah, I'm sure it's the truth. I think he was assassinated by aliens from Mars.
Jesus, man, don't be so naive. Every week or so there's a rumour that some wrestler (or former wrestler) is dead. Last week, they were saying that Hulk Hogan had drowned. With the history of wrestlers dying prematurely over the last several years, which was brought to greater mainstream awareness because of Chris Benoit, you can be sure that if there was any truth to it, it'd be all over the news.
Awfully coincidental that his nephews (I think) are just establishing themselves in t he WWE, and all of a sudden, these rumours start, don't you think?
Jesus Christ! Barack Obama is dead! I read it on Wikipedia!
**So, I was going to go for a different one here with Jesus and the Bible instead of The Prez and Wikipedia. Which would have been funnier? Actually, it doesn't matter because you would still be hopelessly naive...**
**So, I was going to go for a different one here with Jesus and the Bible instead of The Prez and Wikipedia. Which would have been funnier? Actually, it doesn't matter because you would still be hopelessly naive...**
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
Yea he's dead. I killed him.
Super Hans
we we we so excited, we so excited.
I heard a rumour that is you say Rikishis name 3 times in a mirror, he appears behind you and gives you the stinkface.
Super Hans
we we we so excited, we so excited.
Did you do it for da Rock?
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
Stone Cold.
Shit, The Rock hired me to do it, I was lazy so I hired Stone Cold... then he hired you. Jesus we are lazy people.
Unsold Bacon
Shucky Ducky Quack Quack
Whoever does do it they will "Do it for Da Rock"
Next Jericho
Robbie E's number one fan BRO
Heard he had a heart attack when he was on the toilet or was that Elvis.
