Rap music: Shagz-style (A Tribute to Shagamania 3:16) by EC

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

Lyrics 'Verse 1' (Homer Simpson Ain't...):

It's me, it's me, it's the big fat pig.
What'cha doin' with yourself with Duff.
'coz Duff Beer ain't the stuff like Heineken,
Humpty Dumpty and Pinocchio going out on a date.

How 'bout the muthasuckaz in da Silva Spoon
muthafuckaz for lulz givin' one or two blowjobs, porno-style.
Hardcore flicks get ya' ousted from society by the FBI
like the old-timers don't give a stuff about pornography.
We conservative Republicans are against anti-porno moral nutjobs.

So don't be givin' me no foofoo problems
like the foofoo train that ain't comin back on my turf
Crocker gunna bitch about Cena
'cuz Cena don't give a damn about your problems too alpha for ya'.
What'cha got when two guys give Crocker a hard time
to make Crocker give two or three blowjob orgy dworgy funhouse sessions
Here's what I gotta say to ya about the smelly douchebag:

Chorus #1
Homer ain't shit....
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit....
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit...
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit...

Lyrics 'Verse 2' (Homer Simpson Ain't...):

Now what's it gonna take for ya
to get through Crocker
'coz this salty sugary warhead fucked ya
own self in the ass for Tucker

Ready to Rumble was 'da best thing to happen
right down to wrestling's sewer pipes on Earthquakez
Like Ed Boon and Midway feel sorry for 'ya Crocker
then look out, 3-2-1 Fatality!!!

Your time's up, and nearing an end like da Liberals
'coz Hillary Clinton's a fucking snobby cum dumpster
Crocker better eat some cum coz it's good for Minerals
in deep down Hillary's vaginal thruster
For lulz, Crocker be gassin out his Fruity Pebbles

Chorus #2
Homer ain't shit....
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit....
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit...
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit...

Lyrics 'Verse 3' (Homer Simpson Ain't...):

And cum on down to Washington to unwind
at Bill Clinton's private manor of sex parties
Night Rydin' up to rescue Monica Lewinsky
from gettin' her privates burnt by Boo Boo Billy
Until, BAM, Homer Simpson arrives and decides
"Why You Little muthasucka........."
Boom, Bill got a phone call and somebody just said
"Bill, you little shit stain. You need to resign from your job as President."
If ya' got any decency left, Billy, fat chance you'll be dating Obama.
and this is when Homer's bitchy wife Marge and her two twin sisters Patty & Selma Bouvier all come in unison to say:

Chorus #3
Homer ain't shit....
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit....
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit...
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit...
(whoa, whoa, whoa?)
Homer ain't shit....
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit....
(wha, wha, wha?)
Homer ain't shit...
(wha, wha, wha?)
Hoooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr Siiiiiiiiiiimpsssssooooon ain't sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttteeeeeeeee...

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I kind of liked you better when you stayed in the Old School section

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Who are Crocker and Shagamania?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Topical.

 

[klunderbunker]

I think it's time for a group chorus.

Alright. Everybody, all together now:

CLOSED!