Prison riot!

[Dirk]

The idea is simple. How would you guys go about starting a prison riot? As an ex-fan of Prison Break, I would use it as a means of distraction while I break out my big bro, but how would you start one without getting killed yourself?

It would be easy to spike something in the food, but the mess hall would be well-guarded. I'm thinking something should happen out in the yard.

I would smuggle the components of a small revolver in, over a couple of weeks, assemble it in the night, then find a way to place it discreetly out in the open. I'm sure somebody will have a grude big enough to take it and use it, then the guards will interfere.

What would you guys do?

 

[cawsnallthis]

Sneaking out in the laundry truck seems to have the highest rate of success

 

[Dirk]

Yes, but that's hardly a riot...

 

[The Butcher]

I'd drop a box containing liquor, marijuana, pornos, and snack food into the middle of the yard with a sign on it that says, "last man standing gets the box."

 

[Dirk]

That's more like it!

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Good luck pulling the WZ prisoners away from all the ass-rape long enough for a proper riot.

 

[Mac Attack]

I'd rather not reveal my lack of plans.

 

[The Butcher]

The WrestleZone Prison is always a riot!

 

[Starkist]

Just drop a bunch of soap...

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Anal.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I would smuggle the components of a small revolver in, over a couple of weeks, assemble it in the night, then find a way to place it discreetly out in the open. I'm sure somebody will have a grude big enough to take it and use it, then the guards will interfere.

You about ready to spend a night in the hole boy, now shut up and go to sleep you got that boy!

That goes for the rest of you girls too, now i don't wana hear another peep about no fucking boom boom room!

 

[Dirk]

No! My job was to keep out of prison. Dey took-er-jobs!