People's irrational fears make me laugh

[Slyfox696]

I found this post on another forum, and I thought it was so hilarious I simply had to repost it. I'm removing the name of the place.

Title: Whats Going on With (the) Cafe

Post: I go in there and the people are soooo rude! All they want to do is sit in the back and smoke. The place was nice when it was first opened up but now it looks like its never been cleaned. Look at the ceilings and peek back into the kitchen. Its a wonder that they can pass the health inspection. The food has gone downhill and theyve jacked the prices on everything. I guess the one thing that disturbs me the most is that the guy who says he owns it use to always be drunk or high, dont know which. We actually stopped coming there when we found out that he was a homosexual and lived with another guy who works in the kitchen sometimes. Do we need a business like that here?

This patron didn't stop going there when people just sat in the back and smoked and were rude. He didn't quit going when it looked like it had never been cleaned to the point it couldn't pass a health inspection. He didn't quit going when the food went down hill and they raised prices. He didn't quit going when the owner was drunk and/or high.

Oh no, this person quit going to this cafe (and wrote this post) when he found out it was run by a gay man. It's amazing how irrational people can be.

 

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[JGlass]

His gayness might have spread to the feud. Scary stuff.

 

[Stormtrooper]

but.... if he eats food prepared by a gay man, or from a place owned by a gay man, he'll get the gay cooties! Or they'll have the gay transferred to them...

please note the extreme sarcasm. That persons a dumbass.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I smell an opportunity here to write Zagat's for Bigots.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well, just for your information

Gay is like, different than straight. Just sayin

 

[The Crock]

What are they going to do, butt fuck on his food?

 

[The Dewbliners]

So, does the guy not fly either? I mean, because most male flight attendants appear to have the gay vibe about them.

Oh, and at least the cafe isn't employing Gyspies or rabbits. Those motherfuckers creep me right the fuck out...

 

[Nate DaMac]

So, does the guy not fly either? I mean, because most male flight attendants appear to have the gay vibe about them.

Oh, and at least the cafe isn't employing Gyspies or rabbits. Those motherfuckers creep me right the fuck out...

Dude. I would fucking LOVE to eat at a Cafe run by rabbits.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I'm afraid of moths flying in my mouth. Big ones mind you.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I <3 Slyfox for sharing this with us. Damn.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

There are still café's you can smoke in!? Well I'll be buggered!

 

[Lee]

You would be buggered if you go to that cafe.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

That was the joke

 

[¡Roján!]

Dude. I would fucking LOVE to eat at a Cafe run by rabbits.

Rohan's shit joke of the week:

But, then there'd be no carrot cake.