Matt Hardy Released From Jail (WZ Article)
Apparently someone decided to bail Matt Hardy out, which is just dandy for him. Shall we recite Matt Hardy's utterly disgraceful descent?
1. Uses series of youtube videos to get fired from WWE
2. Joins TNA, immediately sucks
3. Gets fired from TNA (note: this is impossible)
4. Gives Internet brief hope that he might kill himself
5. Lied about it
6. Arrested for mutliple DUIs
7. Checks into rehab
8. Gets kicked out of rehab (note: this is less likely than being fired from TNA)
9. Arrested (again)
But, no, hey, this time, guys, he's going to get his life back together.
Apparently someone decided to bail Matt Hardy out, which is just dandy for him. Shall we recite Matt Hardy's utterly disgraceful descent?
1. Uses series of youtube videos to get fired from WWE
2. Joins TNA, immediately sucks
3. Gets fired from TNA (note: this is impossible)
4. Gives Internet brief hope that he might kill himself
5. Lied about it
6. Arrested for mutliple DUIs
7. Checks into rehab
8. Gets kicked out of rehab (note: this is less likely than being fired from TNA)
9. Arrested (again)
But, no, hey, this time, guys, he's going to get his life back together.