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Over the Edge 1999
Date: May 23, 1999
Location: Kemper Arena, Kansas City, Missouri
Attendance: 16,472
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
This is the Owen Hart show. I’m going to completely skip the Owen incident until after the review. In the review I’ll say that it happened but my thoughts etc. will come at the end and I’ll make it a separate post.
The opening video is all about Taker, as Taker vs. Austin is the main event. For some context we’re about 2 months after Wrestlemania 15 and the feud is the demon Undertaker vs. Austin as the Higher Power is lurking and about to reveal himself. It’s so scary to think that in about 45 minutes everything would change. Also on the card tonight we have the short lived Union vs. the Corporate Ministry in a Survivor Series style match. Apparently on Heat Vince got his ankle crushed by Mideon.
WWF Tag Titles: X-Pac/Kane vs. Mark Henry/D’Lo Brown
This is another one of those standards of the Attitude Era: weird tag teams that are really successful. The tag titles are more or less meaningless already as the Dudleys haven’t shown up yet to save it for awhile. Ross says the fire Kane shoots up could burn down the walls of Jericho. Jericho wouldn’t debut for about 3 months. Henry is Sexual chocolate at this point. Pac and Brown start us off.
Brown was getting better and better at this point and would get the European Title very soon. He also had lost about 100 pounds inside of a year as he used to be about the size of Ezekiel Jackson and got down to about the size or Orton. Thankfully he avoids the Bronco Buster as I freaking hate that move. Henry is somehow more useless here than he is now. He’s wearing a black shirt and what looks like black jeans.
Allegedly he could dunk a basketball on an NBA rim. Something about that comes off as factually challenged to me. Basically everyone runs from Kane who comes in and cleans house. This just isn’t interesting at all and I’d say the fans would agree considering they’re barely moving let alone seeming to enjoy themselves. Brown gets one of those three counts where the referee is going to four for some reason and there’s nothing for the three that goes down. I can’t stand that.
In a cool looking spot Kane dove off the top and landed on all of the other three guys. I liked that. He follows it up with his more traditional flying clothesline. And now we get the damn Bronco Buster. That has to be the dumbest move of all time. Kane gets a decent chokeslam on Henry to get the pin.
Rating: D+. This was WAY too long. It was nearly 15 minutes. Can you imagine these four going at it for 15 minutes? I just had to freaking sit through it. It just wasn’t good and really needed to be about half as long. It would have made it WAY better.
Vince might not be able to referee tonight.
Al Snow’s friend Pierre the Moose got beaten up by Hardcore Holly. They let Holly talk. What were they thinking?
Hardcore Title: Al Snow vs. Hardcore Holly
Holly of course jumps him fast. These two feuded for months over the Hardcore Title and nothing ever really came from it. Why do we have so many cookie sheets under the ring? Do the little people use it for bake sales? We’re in the crowd already as this is just another run of the mill hardcore match. We’re out in the concession stand and we get a reference to the legendary Tupelo Concession Stand brawl.
That more or less made hardcore wrestling cool in case you’ve never heard of it. We go into the women’s restroom but we don’t get the cameras in there. After a shot with some funnel cakes we’re back in the arena. There just happens to be a cotton candy salesman there and he gets his merchandise stolen and sees Holly get nailed with it. And it’s table time. There’s no point to trying to make jokes here as the whole thing is just a clusterfuck anyway.
Holly hits the Falcon Arrow but according to JR it’s the Hollycaust. I’ll go with Falcon Arrow as that’s what No Mercy said. Holly replies by kicking out of the Snow Plow. Mind you that means Snow kicking out of the Falcon Arrow. Snow powerbombs Holly through a table to end it. This was your usual mess.
Rating: C. It was an average hardcore match. What else do you really need to say here?
Vince is still injured and might have a broken ankle.
We get a recap video of the Blue Blazer as Ross says yeah we know it’s Owen Hart which was the running joke of the character.
Ross throws it to an interview earlier in the day and says we’ve got big problems out here. This is legitimately hard to watch and type about.
Blazer says that Godfather is his arch nemesis and is everything that’s wrong with the company.
We come back to a shot of just the arena and Ross talking. Ross says this isn’t part of the show and this is indeed real. I don’t think anyone knew what was going on. I remember listening to the scrambled version of this and not really being sure what was going on but I knew it was bad.
We recap Val/Debra/Bass/Jarrett. In short, Bass wants Val, Val wants Debra, Debra might want Val, Bass goes after Debra because Val wants Debra, and Jarrett is pissed because Debra might want Val and Val wants Debra. My kingdom for a flow chart. Note to self: get a kingdom.
Back in the arena we have Ross put in an incredibly difficult place as he is the person made to explain what’s going on to the PPV audience. Lawler I’m assuming is in the ring helping the paramedics. You can hear him breaking up on the microphone and luckily for him King comes back to the booth.
The fans applaud as he’s taken out of the ring. They make a point to say that they’re not going to put it on camera, which has never once been done. This was never released on video. What I have is a tape that someone in Canada made of the live broadcast that I got my hands on over the years for my collection.
And now we go to Jeff Jarrett, who apparently is one of Owen’s best friends, and Debra, who have to talk about their tag match. You can tell Jarrett’s mind and heart aren’t in this at all but to his credit he tries. Jarrett has to talk about puppies of all things. Debra starts crying as she leaves.
Jeff Jarrett/Debra vs. Nicole Bass/Val Venis
The referee runs out to the ring just in front of the heels. Debra is Women’s Champion here. Lawler has nothing. Ross says this thing about how it’s a soap opera like atmosphere with these four and all Lawler can say is wow. I don’t have a single issue with anyone being off mind you.
I’m not attempting to be critical or anything at all and for anyone that reads these recaps for my attempts at humor and overblown nitpicking, I highly doubt there’s going to be much in here as you simply can’t grade the rest of the show fairly as it’s unlikely that anyone is in the proper state of mind. We get the bowling shoe ugly line, which is Ross for “we know this match sucks but it’s all we’ve got”. Val slips up and calls Kansas the Show Me state.
Lawler is getting back into it here. The fans are really quiet here with complete understanding of course. This is still about 90% Ross though. From the neck down Debra looked pretty good. There’s very little to say about this match. Jarrett hits the Stroke which gets two as he hasn’t gotten it perfected yet. As we get the required brawl, Debra hits Nicole on the back with the guitar and it just stops dead. Naturally Debra loses her top and the Money Shot ends Jarrett.
Rating: C. It’s ok at best all things considered. I’m going to give this the benefit of the doubt as this was five minutes after what happened. In reality it was about a D+, but I’ll give this a break.
Vince is wheeled into an ambulance and Shane taunts him.
Send in your bill and get a pendent.
I said in the Lockdown review that that show was the first time the Outlaws ever fought. Apparently that wasn’t the case. We recap the feud which is over Gunn saying that he wants the spotlight, which makes sense. Naturally he kept getting pushed. We get this match here instead of in the King of the Ring final which would make sense.
Road Dogg says that he’s praying for Owen and that Gunn better be ready. He steals the mic from Kevin Kelly to do his intro.
Road Dogg vs. Billy Gunn
You can tell Roadie is extra hyped up here. Gunn cuts a pretty damn bad promo, saying he carried the team. Just based on the opening here, we have a far better match here than we had in 2008. For one thing it’s 9 years younger and they can actually move out of the ring which helps a lot. Road Dogg is face here mind you. Billy hits the Jackhammer which is called a vertical suplex here.
They’re far more energetic this time too and the crowd is more into it. Also there’s no cage which is helping a lot. Lawler is back to himself now. I think the idea of out of sight and out of mind is helping here. I think Gunn wins the award for world’s worst sleeper ever. We get the comeback and it’s a pretty decent one.
The fans are freaking responding to this. On the floor Gunn hits Roadie in the head with the timekeeper’s hammer. Yeah this is over. Oh shit I would have bet on that being the finish. Gunn gets a shot to the throat with some tape before the Famerasser ends it.
Rating: C+. FAR better effort here. This was a pretty good match I thought and at least the ending worked pretty well. It’s not great but it’s not bad at all. Roadie’s energy was off the charts as always and it worked pretty well. The crowd was into it also so I can’t complain.
Ad for King of the Ring.
Shane is glad Vince is hurt.
Corporate Ministry vs. The Union
Boss Man, Viscera, Bradshaw, Farrooq
Mankind, Test, Shamrock, Big Show
DAMN Vince needs to go back to the original No Chance in Hell. This one was far better. The Union was a stable that lasted all of four weeks as Vince became the Higher Power and Mankind got hurt anyway. They got together because they got tired of the Corporate Ministry beating the hell out of them. This is Survivor Series rules mind you. Test is wearing bright blue tights which are very funny looking on him.
He’s a total rookie here and no one cares about him. Somehow within five months he would be the hottest act in the company. Bradshaw hits a spear and lands some solid shots on the cranium of Test. The opening here just feels like they’re kind of lumbering around looking for something to do. He hits that sweet top rope elbow on Bradshaw as we finally get more faces in there. The Clothesline From Hell connects on Test to pin him as Shamrock was just visiting before.
Bradshaw taps in about a minute. This has no heat at all but I can’t blame anyone for that at all. It’s Big Daddy V vs. Shamrock now. I think Shamrock tried a crucifix but Viscera was just too damn fat for it to work. Shamrock gets the ankle lock on Farrooq but snaps and suplexes the referee which gets him out. Show gets an AWESOME chokeslam on Farrooq, holding him up there forever. This match is the living definition of a clusterfuck.
It’s Show and Foley vs. Boss Man and Viscera. Something tells me this is a one sided affair. Boss Man drops an F Bomb on Mankind before getting drilled by Show. This was back when Show could MOVE. He freaking goes off on Boss Man but gets caught with a low blow which I’m not wild on.
Apparently the two of them are counted out soon thereafter but it’s not really made all that clear. That’s simply not a good sign at all but whatever. So Foley beats Boss Man in about 2 minutes after that. Yeah that’s really it.
Rating: D-. This was just bad. I mean there was nothing at all here and while the crowd was reacting, they were far from interesting in the slightest. This felt like they forgot to tell anyone anything other than the ending which simply isn’t going to work. Their minds were there I think, but this was just a mess.
We’re told that Owen has died. They don’t really go to the next segment but rather the next segment just kind of starts.
We recap HHH vs. Rock which is about Rock falling off the stage and breaking his arm. If there’s ever been a triple threat that should have main evented Mania, it was Rock vs. Austin vs. HHH. This was where HHH became the Cerebral Assassin and went full insane with the sledgehammer. As Rock is about to cut a promo HHH and Chyna jump him but Mankind makes the save.
HHH vs. The Rock
HHH says Rock is scared to stall a bit and that goes nowhere. Rock has a big cast on his arm which is a controversial point. Rock doing commentary during his matches is one of my all time favorite bits. I freaking love that. HHH somehow knocks the cast off Rock’s arm. That’s a bit odd but I’ll go with it. They go back and forth for a long while until Rock hits the floor right next to Chyna like a freaking IDIOT and she takes care of him.
After a brief comeback, HHH works on the damn arm. That’s for wasting that much time to finally get to it buddy. What follows is HHH just trying to be as evil as possible to Rock and seriously injure the arm. The problem is he’s really new at this whole evil psycho thing so it doesn’t go as well as he would probably like it to. He gets a chair but Earl takes it away from him, only to get punched which for no apparent reason doesn’t draw a DQ.
Finally he gets in the chair shots but Chyna tries to help him and fucks everything up. Somehow there hasn’t been a DQ yet. Rock comes back but HHH just beats the hell out of him with the chair after a Rock Bottom and People’s Elbow. The chair shots finally get the DQ and Mankind runs out about 10 minutes too late with a steel pipe to make the save.
Rating: D+. Definitely not the best they’ve ever done as Rock had main event experience but not enough to be ready to permanently be there and HHH was fresh out of the midcard and into the upper midcard to really get anything going. It’s not a terrible match, but by the standards they had already set and would set later, this was nothing.
We get a LONG recap of Austin vs. Taker. This is more or less the culmination of their entire feud as Taker is evil and demonic and Austin is the hero that is supposed to save the world from evil.
WWF Title: Steve Austin vs. Undertaker
Shane is the guest referee. I think Austin got messed up on an elbow shot as he goes all the way to the floor and is all shaken up on just a basic elbow. He comes off the top with a clothesline that wasn’t half bad at all. So basically everyone is worried about Shane and what would be called fair officiating by anyone else is called biased here.
Patterson is the other referee subbing for Vince but he’s gone in about 5 minutes. Both guys work on the legs which is kind of odd when you think about it. There is WAY too much laying around here. I don’t get the lack of chemistry these two had. Next to Orton and HHH they might have the worst I’ve ever seen. Bearer finally gets knocked on his ample ass.
Naturally this turns into a brawl as they hit the crowd and then go outside for a good while. They’ve been in the ring maybe 4 out of ten minutes. They spend a LONG time fighting up near the entrance. Why do they need to spend so much time up there? The match isn’t going to end there but they insist on doing it anyway. I don’t get that. Shane just blatantly cheats now.
Taker is thrown into the referee and there’s you Stunner. Brisco comes running out in a referee shirt as he’s replacing Patterson who hasn’t been mentioned in the better part of ever. And there he goes too. Naturally Vince hobbles down to be referee anyway and the fight is on as we are REALLY low on time.
Another Stunner hits but Shane breaks up the pin. Shane shoves Vince into Austin and Taker kind of rolls him up while Shane fast counts him to give the belt to Taker. Seriously, all other things aside, THAT’S the ending? We sit through 20 minutes for THAT? That was freaking bad. And Vince would announce that he was the Higher Power in like 8 days.
Rating: D. This just wasn’t interesting at all. For whatever reason, these two simply can’t have a good match. The ending was freaking stupid and it was overbooked as all hell. This was the biggest soap opera time period in wrestling history and this is a great example thereof. Awful match.
Overall Rating: N/A. It simply wouldn’t be fair to grade this like any other show. The guys were obviously shaken as hell and I find it odd that the rest of the matches after the accident all sucked. Something about that just doesn’t add up to me so there you are. This would have been a bad show anyway but with everything else going on, this was doomed from the start. I won’t recommend it, mainly because it’s very difficult to track down.
Date: May 23, 1999
Location: Kemper Arena, Kansas City, Missouri
Attendance: 16,472
Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
This is the Owen Hart show. I’m going to completely skip the Owen incident until after the review. In the review I’ll say that it happened but my thoughts etc. will come at the end and I’ll make it a separate post.
The opening video is all about Taker, as Taker vs. Austin is the main event. For some context we’re about 2 months after Wrestlemania 15 and the feud is the demon Undertaker vs. Austin as the Higher Power is lurking and about to reveal himself. It’s so scary to think that in about 45 minutes everything would change. Also on the card tonight we have the short lived Union vs. the Corporate Ministry in a Survivor Series style match. Apparently on Heat Vince got his ankle crushed by Mideon.
WWF Tag Titles: X-Pac/Kane vs. Mark Henry/D’Lo Brown
This is another one of those standards of the Attitude Era: weird tag teams that are really successful. The tag titles are more or less meaningless already as the Dudleys haven’t shown up yet to save it for awhile. Ross says the fire Kane shoots up could burn down the walls of Jericho. Jericho wouldn’t debut for about 3 months. Henry is Sexual chocolate at this point. Pac and Brown start us off.
Brown was getting better and better at this point and would get the European Title very soon. He also had lost about 100 pounds inside of a year as he used to be about the size of Ezekiel Jackson and got down to about the size or Orton. Thankfully he avoids the Bronco Buster as I freaking hate that move. Henry is somehow more useless here than he is now. He’s wearing a black shirt and what looks like black jeans.
Allegedly he could dunk a basketball on an NBA rim. Something about that comes off as factually challenged to me. Basically everyone runs from Kane who comes in and cleans house. This just isn’t interesting at all and I’d say the fans would agree considering they’re barely moving let alone seeming to enjoy themselves. Brown gets one of those three counts where the referee is going to four for some reason and there’s nothing for the three that goes down. I can’t stand that.
In a cool looking spot Kane dove off the top and landed on all of the other three guys. I liked that. He follows it up with his more traditional flying clothesline. And now we get the damn Bronco Buster. That has to be the dumbest move of all time. Kane gets a decent chokeslam on Henry to get the pin.
Rating: D+. This was WAY too long. It was nearly 15 minutes. Can you imagine these four going at it for 15 minutes? I just had to freaking sit through it. It just wasn’t good and really needed to be about half as long. It would have made it WAY better.
Vince might not be able to referee tonight.
Al Snow’s friend Pierre the Moose got beaten up by Hardcore Holly. They let Holly talk. What were they thinking?
Hardcore Title: Al Snow vs. Hardcore Holly
Holly of course jumps him fast. These two feuded for months over the Hardcore Title and nothing ever really came from it. Why do we have so many cookie sheets under the ring? Do the little people use it for bake sales? We’re in the crowd already as this is just another run of the mill hardcore match. We’re out in the concession stand and we get a reference to the legendary Tupelo Concession Stand brawl.
That more or less made hardcore wrestling cool in case you’ve never heard of it. We go into the women’s restroom but we don’t get the cameras in there. After a shot with some funnel cakes we’re back in the arena. There just happens to be a cotton candy salesman there and he gets his merchandise stolen and sees Holly get nailed with it. And it’s table time. There’s no point to trying to make jokes here as the whole thing is just a clusterfuck anyway.
Holly hits the Falcon Arrow but according to JR it’s the Hollycaust. I’ll go with Falcon Arrow as that’s what No Mercy said. Holly replies by kicking out of the Snow Plow. Mind you that means Snow kicking out of the Falcon Arrow. Snow powerbombs Holly through a table to end it. This was your usual mess.
Rating: C. It was an average hardcore match. What else do you really need to say here?
Vince is still injured and might have a broken ankle.
We get a recap video of the Blue Blazer as Ross says yeah we know it’s Owen Hart which was the running joke of the character.
Ross throws it to an interview earlier in the day and says we’ve got big problems out here. This is legitimately hard to watch and type about.
Blazer says that Godfather is his arch nemesis and is everything that’s wrong with the company.
We come back to a shot of just the arena and Ross talking. Ross says this isn’t part of the show and this is indeed real. I don’t think anyone knew what was going on. I remember listening to the scrambled version of this and not really being sure what was going on but I knew it was bad.
We recap Val/Debra/Bass/Jarrett. In short, Bass wants Val, Val wants Debra, Debra might want Val, Bass goes after Debra because Val wants Debra, and Jarrett is pissed because Debra might want Val and Val wants Debra. My kingdom for a flow chart. Note to self: get a kingdom.
Back in the arena we have Ross put in an incredibly difficult place as he is the person made to explain what’s going on to the PPV audience. Lawler I’m assuming is in the ring helping the paramedics. You can hear him breaking up on the microphone and luckily for him King comes back to the booth.
The fans applaud as he’s taken out of the ring. They make a point to say that they’re not going to put it on camera, which has never once been done. This was never released on video. What I have is a tape that someone in Canada made of the live broadcast that I got my hands on over the years for my collection.
And now we go to Jeff Jarrett, who apparently is one of Owen’s best friends, and Debra, who have to talk about their tag match. You can tell Jarrett’s mind and heart aren’t in this at all but to his credit he tries. Jarrett has to talk about puppies of all things. Debra starts crying as she leaves.
Jeff Jarrett/Debra vs. Nicole Bass/Val Venis
The referee runs out to the ring just in front of the heels. Debra is Women’s Champion here. Lawler has nothing. Ross says this thing about how it’s a soap opera like atmosphere with these four and all Lawler can say is wow. I don’t have a single issue with anyone being off mind you.
I’m not attempting to be critical or anything at all and for anyone that reads these recaps for my attempts at humor and overblown nitpicking, I highly doubt there’s going to be much in here as you simply can’t grade the rest of the show fairly as it’s unlikely that anyone is in the proper state of mind. We get the bowling shoe ugly line, which is Ross for “we know this match sucks but it’s all we’ve got”. Val slips up and calls Kansas the Show Me state.
Lawler is getting back into it here. The fans are really quiet here with complete understanding of course. This is still about 90% Ross though. From the neck down Debra looked pretty good. There’s very little to say about this match. Jarrett hits the Stroke which gets two as he hasn’t gotten it perfected yet. As we get the required brawl, Debra hits Nicole on the back with the guitar and it just stops dead. Naturally Debra loses her top and the Money Shot ends Jarrett.
Rating: C. It’s ok at best all things considered. I’m going to give this the benefit of the doubt as this was five minutes after what happened. In reality it was about a D+, but I’ll give this a break.
Vince is wheeled into an ambulance and Shane taunts him.
Send in your bill and get a pendent.
I said in the Lockdown review that that show was the first time the Outlaws ever fought. Apparently that wasn’t the case. We recap the feud which is over Gunn saying that he wants the spotlight, which makes sense. Naturally he kept getting pushed. We get this match here instead of in the King of the Ring final which would make sense.
Road Dogg says that he’s praying for Owen and that Gunn better be ready. He steals the mic from Kevin Kelly to do his intro.
Road Dogg vs. Billy Gunn
You can tell Roadie is extra hyped up here. Gunn cuts a pretty damn bad promo, saying he carried the team. Just based on the opening here, we have a far better match here than we had in 2008. For one thing it’s 9 years younger and they can actually move out of the ring which helps a lot. Road Dogg is face here mind you. Billy hits the Jackhammer which is called a vertical suplex here.
They’re far more energetic this time too and the crowd is more into it. Also there’s no cage which is helping a lot. Lawler is back to himself now. I think the idea of out of sight and out of mind is helping here. I think Gunn wins the award for world’s worst sleeper ever. We get the comeback and it’s a pretty decent one.
The fans are freaking responding to this. On the floor Gunn hits Roadie in the head with the timekeeper’s hammer. Yeah this is over. Oh shit I would have bet on that being the finish. Gunn gets a shot to the throat with some tape before the Famerasser ends it.
Rating: C+. FAR better effort here. This was a pretty good match I thought and at least the ending worked pretty well. It’s not great but it’s not bad at all. Roadie’s energy was off the charts as always and it worked pretty well. The crowd was into it also so I can’t complain.
Ad for King of the Ring.
Shane is glad Vince is hurt.
Corporate Ministry vs. The Union
Boss Man, Viscera, Bradshaw, Farrooq
Mankind, Test, Shamrock, Big Show
DAMN Vince needs to go back to the original No Chance in Hell. This one was far better. The Union was a stable that lasted all of four weeks as Vince became the Higher Power and Mankind got hurt anyway. They got together because they got tired of the Corporate Ministry beating the hell out of them. This is Survivor Series rules mind you. Test is wearing bright blue tights which are very funny looking on him.
He’s a total rookie here and no one cares about him. Somehow within five months he would be the hottest act in the company. Bradshaw hits a spear and lands some solid shots on the cranium of Test. The opening here just feels like they’re kind of lumbering around looking for something to do. He hits that sweet top rope elbow on Bradshaw as we finally get more faces in there. The Clothesline From Hell connects on Test to pin him as Shamrock was just visiting before.
Bradshaw taps in about a minute. This has no heat at all but I can’t blame anyone for that at all. It’s Big Daddy V vs. Shamrock now. I think Shamrock tried a crucifix but Viscera was just too damn fat for it to work. Shamrock gets the ankle lock on Farrooq but snaps and suplexes the referee which gets him out. Show gets an AWESOME chokeslam on Farrooq, holding him up there forever. This match is the living definition of a clusterfuck.
It’s Show and Foley vs. Boss Man and Viscera. Something tells me this is a one sided affair. Boss Man drops an F Bomb on Mankind before getting drilled by Show. This was back when Show could MOVE. He freaking goes off on Boss Man but gets caught with a low blow which I’m not wild on.
Apparently the two of them are counted out soon thereafter but it’s not really made all that clear. That’s simply not a good sign at all but whatever. So Foley beats Boss Man in about 2 minutes after that. Yeah that’s really it.
Rating: D-. This was just bad. I mean there was nothing at all here and while the crowd was reacting, they were far from interesting in the slightest. This felt like they forgot to tell anyone anything other than the ending which simply isn’t going to work. Their minds were there I think, but this was just a mess.
We’re told that Owen has died. They don’t really go to the next segment but rather the next segment just kind of starts.
We recap HHH vs. Rock which is about Rock falling off the stage and breaking his arm. If there’s ever been a triple threat that should have main evented Mania, it was Rock vs. Austin vs. HHH. This was where HHH became the Cerebral Assassin and went full insane with the sledgehammer. As Rock is about to cut a promo HHH and Chyna jump him but Mankind makes the save.
HHH vs. The Rock
HHH says Rock is scared to stall a bit and that goes nowhere. Rock has a big cast on his arm which is a controversial point. Rock doing commentary during his matches is one of my all time favorite bits. I freaking love that. HHH somehow knocks the cast off Rock’s arm. That’s a bit odd but I’ll go with it. They go back and forth for a long while until Rock hits the floor right next to Chyna like a freaking IDIOT and she takes care of him.
After a brief comeback, HHH works on the damn arm. That’s for wasting that much time to finally get to it buddy. What follows is HHH just trying to be as evil as possible to Rock and seriously injure the arm. The problem is he’s really new at this whole evil psycho thing so it doesn’t go as well as he would probably like it to. He gets a chair but Earl takes it away from him, only to get punched which for no apparent reason doesn’t draw a DQ.
Finally he gets in the chair shots but Chyna tries to help him and fucks everything up. Somehow there hasn’t been a DQ yet. Rock comes back but HHH just beats the hell out of him with the chair after a Rock Bottom and People’s Elbow. The chair shots finally get the DQ and Mankind runs out about 10 minutes too late with a steel pipe to make the save.
Rating: D+. Definitely not the best they’ve ever done as Rock had main event experience but not enough to be ready to permanently be there and HHH was fresh out of the midcard and into the upper midcard to really get anything going. It’s not a terrible match, but by the standards they had already set and would set later, this was nothing.
We get a LONG recap of Austin vs. Taker. This is more or less the culmination of their entire feud as Taker is evil and demonic and Austin is the hero that is supposed to save the world from evil.
WWF Title: Steve Austin vs. Undertaker
Shane is the guest referee. I think Austin got messed up on an elbow shot as he goes all the way to the floor and is all shaken up on just a basic elbow. He comes off the top with a clothesline that wasn’t half bad at all. So basically everyone is worried about Shane and what would be called fair officiating by anyone else is called biased here.
Patterson is the other referee subbing for Vince but he’s gone in about 5 minutes. Both guys work on the legs which is kind of odd when you think about it. There is WAY too much laying around here. I don’t get the lack of chemistry these two had. Next to Orton and HHH they might have the worst I’ve ever seen. Bearer finally gets knocked on his ample ass.
Naturally this turns into a brawl as they hit the crowd and then go outside for a good while. They’ve been in the ring maybe 4 out of ten minutes. They spend a LONG time fighting up near the entrance. Why do they need to spend so much time up there? The match isn’t going to end there but they insist on doing it anyway. I don’t get that. Shane just blatantly cheats now.
Taker is thrown into the referee and there’s you Stunner. Brisco comes running out in a referee shirt as he’s replacing Patterson who hasn’t been mentioned in the better part of ever. And there he goes too. Naturally Vince hobbles down to be referee anyway and the fight is on as we are REALLY low on time.
Another Stunner hits but Shane breaks up the pin. Shane shoves Vince into Austin and Taker kind of rolls him up while Shane fast counts him to give the belt to Taker. Seriously, all other things aside, THAT’S the ending? We sit through 20 minutes for THAT? That was freaking bad. And Vince would announce that he was the Higher Power in like 8 days.
Rating: D. This just wasn’t interesting at all. For whatever reason, these two simply can’t have a good match. The ending was freaking stupid and it was overbooked as all hell. This was the biggest soap opera time period in wrestling history and this is a great example thereof. Awful match.
Overall Rating: N/A. It simply wouldn’t be fair to grade this like any other show. The guys were obviously shaken as hell and I find it odd that the rest of the matches after the accident all sucked. Something about that just doesn’t add up to me so there you are. This would have been a bad show anyway but with everything else going on, this was doomed from the start. I won’t recommend it, mainly because it’s very difficult to track down.