One Thing I'm Going To Hate About Raw Tonight:
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Big Nick Dudley
Nick
If there is anyone dumb enough to be surprised by Sting NOT showing up, I'll be shocked. Actually, I won't. It's inevitable.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
I'm saving my reps for later.
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
I'll be doing a little happy dance, but detesting those whiners who are all up in arms bitching about Sting not being there. Shouldn't people at least be happy that Christian came back? Or that Undertaker is back? Jeez...some people are too damn greedy...all they do is WANT WANT WANT... "I want Undertaker back...I want Cena as champ...I want Sting!!" Those are probably the same 12 year olds who want to stay up past 10, and wanted Bieber to win his Grammy...
Jason Scene
Classically Charismatic
I want Sting to appear. I don't care if he doesn't, I don't even think he will. I'm expecting a Triple H appearence more than an appearence from Sting.
I want a Christian appearence though. I'd be happier with an appearence from Christian than I would with one from Sting or The Undertaker.
I want a Christian appearence though. I'd be happier with an appearence from Christian than I would with one from Sting or The Undertaker.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
I would absolutely love it if CM Punk dropped from the rafters in Sting paint to fake everyone out. Oh Lord that would be outstanding.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
Also, anyone considering calling this completely underwhelming, which is exactly what it is, beware of the WWE marks. They will gang up, and show no mercy. Even though the WWE went out of it's way to make us believe this could absolutely be someone besides Taker, make no mistake, it will be your fault for being disappointed 
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
You're right, but I won't do it unless they can't spell or use proper grammar. Those guys are much easier to massacre.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
Fair enough. Just pointing out how certain I am this will happen.
"Just shut up and enjoy it!"
I plan on reading that at least 50 times after Raw. Not only does Taker do this "return" thing on a semi-annual basis, but he's only been gone FOUR months. But yeah, I'm sure this whole thing meaning next to nothing will be my fault.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
I will be totally underwhelmed if it's just Taker, I can't lie. But I'm prepared for it.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
Yeah, being prepared to be let down is always the best way to handle it.
I'm happy Taker is coming back for Mania, and I'm interested to see what he's doing on Raw. But, WWE did a pretty good job of making sure we got our hopes up, only to end up completely crushing them.
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
I can only think of one thing to make me even more exxcited if they bring in someone. It could be someone who is as much a pain in the ass as Michael Cole, someone who sticks their foot in their mouth as much as him. Someone who makes enemies just by being themselves, and has been a staple in entertainment history.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
I thought you were going to reveal Matt Striker, I really did.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
That's the equivalent of anyone else missing one week.
LitasRevenge79
Mrs. John Constantine
That'd be WAY TOO obvious nick. Really.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
I sincerely hope you're right, Dave,
Jason Scene
Classically Charismatic
I've been going over ways of, if he does show, how will he do it?
I can see The Undertaker walking down to the ring, bringing the lights back up, getting on the microphone and saying something morbid followed by "Rest In Peace".
Lights go out...
Music plays and a titantron. Everyone is looking, its weird and errie, shows signs of the 2.21.11 videos which were meant for The Undertaker. Then a Scorpion, the place goes mad as they know who it is...
Video stops, everything goes dark again. And then the lights come back on.
Standing behind The Undertaker in the black trench coat, baseball bat in hand is Sting. The place is going crazy, Undertaker turns around and WHAM, Taker is nailed in the gut with the bat, Sting hits him a few more times as Taker lays on the ground.
Sting looks out into the crowd, gazingly before taking up the microphone, bending down to Taker and saying those words...
"IT'S SHOWTIME!"
That to me is what my imagination wants to happen. If anything close to that happens, Ill mark the fuck out. If it doesn't, I'll just nod and keep watching.
I can see The Undertaker walking down to the ring, bringing the lights back up, getting on the microphone and saying something morbid followed by "Rest In Peace".
Lights go out...
Music plays and a titantron. Everyone is looking, its weird and errie, shows signs of the 2.21.11 videos which were meant for The Undertaker. Then a Scorpion, the place goes mad as they know who it is...
Video stops, everything goes dark again. And then the lights come back on.
Standing behind The Undertaker in the black trench coat, baseball bat in hand is Sting. The place is going crazy, Undertaker turns around and WHAM, Taker is nailed in the gut with the bat, Sting hits him a few more times as Taker lays on the ground.
Sting looks out into the crowd, gazingly before taking up the microphone, bending down to Taker and saying those words...
"IT'S SHOWTIME!"
That to me is what my imagination wants to happen. If anything close to that happens, Ill mark the fuck out. If it doesn't, I'll just nod and keep watching.
The Chosen One of WZ
Even TNA cant ruin ECW for me
I can't wait for all the teary eyed posts with no capitalization on spell check.... Ahh tonights going to be great.
