Turd Ferguson
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Is looking at people's bank statements and seeing what they spend their money on. For example, I know that I'm dealing with a fat person if there are tons of transactions to McDonalds/Wendy's.
Right now, I'm dealing with a guy who has shitloads of expenses to Adult Friend Finder (I was shocked by how it literally says in capital letters FRIENDFINDER on the statement... I thought they'd be more discreet) and weekly visits to a massage parlor that my friend goes to where they give out happy endings.
Not judging at all, but it's hysterical how you can build a profile of a person based on their expenses.
Right now, I'm dealing with a guy who has shitloads of expenses to Adult Friend Finder (I was shocked by how it literally says in capital letters FRIENDFINDER on the statement... I thought they'd be more discreet) and weekly visits to a massage parlor that my friend goes to where they give out happy endings.
Not judging at all, but it's hysterical how you can build a profile of a person based on their expenses.
