[OFFICIAL] Harthan Is Drunk, Ask Me Anything

Harthan

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus
I'm drunk as fuck. Made out with this girl tonight. She's great. We're gonna go to dinner this week, I think. I'm so over that old bitch that fucked with my head for months.

Talk to me, assholes. What the fuck is going on with your lives?
 
Well fine, assholes. I'll talk to my motherfucking self.

Hey, Harthan? How was that fine ass bitch you made out with tonight?

Pretty goddamn fine. She was into it. She liked it when I put the hurt on her. Moaned when I grabbed her titties. OH YEAAAAAAHHHH BITCH

What the fuck you got, *****? Fuck you.
 
Rum? It's Captain Morgan for me. I'm tired as shit so I'm going to bed soon. Are you drunk enough to the point where your wet dreams actually mean that you've urinated on yourself? Drink some more vodka and you'll be there soon.
 
That bulge? It's a roll of quarters. She's going to do laundry after the party...

It was dark & he was drunk. No way he noticed the moustache. Although the fact that the bartender called her 'Big Jim' should have been a dead giveaway.
 

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