[OFFICIAL] April Fool's Thread

[Steamboat Ricky]

If you want to make some thread trying to fool everyone that Jeff Hardy failed another drug test, that Austin/Hogan has been confirmed for Mania 25, or that TNA posted a 6.0 rating...I urge you to announce it here.

 

[Ozzy33090]

Mark Henry is gonna win MITB and abruptly cash in on Triple H later in the night, after HHH went through hell to retain his title.

 

[Lee]

I like Benjamin.

 

[OIL]

Bret Hart is going to win the 25 Diva Battle Royal.

 

[MattMoses]

Santino > Piper

 

[Lee]

Santino > Piper

 

[My$terio_Fan]

I love you all..........

 

[klunderbunker]

Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase make adult film.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase make adult film.

You mean Teddy & Randy, and we can always hope

 

[HEEL Blazy]

It has been confirmed that WWE is no longer high on John Cena and they are gonna be sending him to FCW after Wrestlemaina.

 

[OIL]

Jim Ross > Kelly Kelly.

 

[OIL]

Anyone see the Vickie storyline being an April Fool's?

 

[Lee]

It is.

 

[Y-2-Jay]

does anyone see vickie guerrero altogether being a april fools joke?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

No, it's been confirmed as legit on wwe.com

 

[OIL]

Look again.

Cenaaaa!

 

[Uncle Sam]

It should be something realistic. Kurt Angle re-signs with WWE, Ron Killings found dead in hotel room, Shawn Michaels injured, that sort of thing.

 

[Craig-O-Mac]

In the upcoming WWE release 'Macho Madness', Randy Savage tells all as he sheds light on the alleged sexual involvement between himself and Stephanie McMahon in the 1990's. He discusses his subsequent feud with mogul Vince McMahon including why he'll never be in the Hall Of Fame.

Rumours suggest that the real-life tension may be scripted into a future program and a much anticipated match between savage and McMahon, possibly at Summerslam 2009 in August.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In the upcoming WWE release 'Macho Madness', Randy Savage tells all as he sheds light on the alleged sexual involvement between himself and Stephanie McMahon in the 1990's. He discusses his subsequent feud with mogul Vince McMahon including why he'll never be in the Hall Of Fame.

Rumours suggest that the real-life tension may be scripted into a future program and a much anticipated match between savage and McMahon, possibly at Summerslam 2009 in August.

This guy fucking gets it.

 

[Y-2-Jay]

Samoa Joe found dead, He was found next to big mac wrappers, Police are baffled to the cause of the death.

 

[Lee]

TNA star Kip James has resigned with WWE along with Sean Waltman & Chyna. Plans are afoot for a reunion with Triple H, and adding HBK into that would bring a DX reunion. Vince is said to be working very hard to get BG James to sign.

 

[theneil450]

I just read on another website that vince mcmahon plans on suing mtv to prevent them from selling there real world footage of the miz to be featured in "guys gone wild". Apparently in a drunken escapade the miz and some cast members were licking whipped cream off each other for laughs, even though some women were involved they have been edited out. Also, Gail Kim has been released for being too asian and there's a plan for cody rhodes and santino to feud over beth phoenix after wrestlemania.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Look again.

Cenaaaa!

Clearly, you didn't recognize the tone of my post.

 

[Jane]

Luther just got bant!

 

[OIL]

Clearly, you didn't recognize the tone of my post.

Clearly you didn't get the tone of mine.