Spaceman Spif
Getting Noticed By Management
Gather round, gather round, can you hear me, can you see me? Excellent.. now it's time to take a trip into the abnormal and slightly eerie mind of the orignal, the one and only Matt Fox, and to read the musings of a slighty madman.
Where to start....
Aww minute rice... why do they call it minute rice? It in fact takes approximately 5-10 minutes to make on the stove top... it is blantant false advertising and those heathens should burn in hell. I cried the first time I made this so called minute rice... I boiled the water, put in the rice, cooked for one minute, then emptied the water and bit into a bite of the oddest tase adn sensation ever. It was amazingly like chewing on slighty wet but still very crunchy rice... how odd. Minute rice my ass, it should be called 'At least five minute'.
Tune in next time for another random musing or feel free to leave your own, the Fox Hole is open to all.... who worship me of course.
Where to start....
Aww minute rice... why do they call it minute rice? It in fact takes approximately 5-10 minutes to make on the stove top... it is blantant false advertising and those heathens should burn in hell. I cried the first time I made this so called minute rice... I boiled the water, put in the rice, cooked for one minute, then emptied the water and bit into a bite of the oddest tase adn sensation ever. It was amazingly like chewing on slighty wet but still very crunchy rice... how odd. Minute rice my ass, it should be called 'At least five minute'.
Tune in next time for another random musing or feel free to leave your own, the Fox Hole is open to all.... who worship me of course.