Nova Women's Federation

[Spidey Revivey]

"Hello again folks! I have some great news to share this Wednesday evening in the office. Tygress II is slated to face Jill Eden in the beloved Intermission Match. We here at HQ consider Intermission one of the more impressive match spots as competitors tend to go all-in when faced with the expectation that fans are getting up for concession snacks and cigarettes. Nobody likes to be thought of as a bathroom break, so we're keeping a close eye on the middle match just as much as the show's opener and the main event. That's just show business for you."


OPENER - Abbie Costello vs. Vivica Jones

INTERMISSION - Jill Eden vs. Tygress II

MAIN EVENT - Mynt vs. Americore


"With the card ready, we're expecting promotional videos, interviews, and general hype for each superstar. It's a great way to get more acquainted with the fierce ladies of professional wrestling. Again, this is Ray Webber reporting for duty."

 

[Spidey Revivey]

My Fellow Americans,

This is the start of a beautiful, great era in the sport of wrestling. My name is and forever shall be Americore. Nova Women's Federation has offered me a place to voice my thoughts and grievances, which is the right of every blue-blooded American, and so I will. Not that I need a company to tell me these things mind you, but it's refreshing to see mainstream media pretend it is balanced. For that I'm thankful.

Now from what I gather, I'm to face off against Mynt in the debut show. Before words get taken out of context, I'm here to squash any rumors of ANY racial variety from my end. I do not hold Mynt accountable for black football players protesting the beloved flag of the USA. I do not think of the terrorist group BLM nor do I see Mynt as inferior to me because her ancestors weren't from this wonderful country like mine. That's no fault of her own.

But there is one thing I see in her that I will not tolerate. This feigning midget superhero bullshit. That's right, PC Culture, I will use harsh words on harsh things. Midget superhero bullshit. Nothing you've done in your little life is heroic, Mynt. You're not some police officer defending himself from thugs. You're not a fire fighter or a doctor or even a maid. You're a damn school teacher in Chicago - meaning you don't do shit but wear a bulletproof vest to school and duck under a desk all day. You're no hero. The men in riot gear out there trying to save your city, those are heroes.

Word is the winner will go on to fight for the gold. Nobody but a real conservative patriot should wear the prize of an American show. Now I ain't here to call you some detractor, some flake in a green mask. That ain't me. But I will see for myself what makes you a superhero. I just hope you don't fly away when it gets to be too much for you.

My name is Americore and I approve this message.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

**Interviewer is unseen**

Q: Moments ago we heard from Americore regarding the upcoming match with you. In her statements she saw you as a little person pretending to be what officers already were. What is your response to that?

A: She is right. Police and firefighters are the real heroes. I can't argue that. But when I put on the mask and go out there, I'm not doing it because I think I'm a hero. I want children to be tuning in and seeing that somebody with their size can do big things too, you know? She's wrong to cast me aside as a faker. I grew up watching these larger than life superstars go at it inside a ring against monsters. I'm an athletic woman who feels she can teach ethical lessons to a young demographic too.

Q: Earlier she used language that may be a little inappropriate for that demographic, would you agree?

A: I wouldn't want any kid out there picking up those words from her, so I agree. And if I have to grab a bar of soap and wash her mouth out, I will. We live in a different time though, and she may feel it's her right to say whatever she sees fit.

There are repercussions for her actions, though, and I think just about everybody out there is tired of all the politics, so if I can shut her up in the ring, then maybe that's a blow to the ignorant masses out there trying to pick fights. Don't start anything you can't finish.

Q: So your first impressions of her are...?

A: Just another foulmouthed instigator hiding behind patriotism. It's 2017, not 1981. We're connected globally more than we've ever been. We should be coming together right now. Not falling back into nationalism. Kids need role models, not war heads.

Q: Any final thoughts?

A: As a matter of fact, there is. Americore, if you're watching, I'm sorry. Sorry that your views have become obsolete in a growing world. Sorry that you'll suffer your first loss against a woman half a foot shorter than you. Sorry that when little girls tune in, they'll see a bully get her hair messed up. I'm sorry that the NWF Championship is coming to Chicago, not Washington D.C.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

"The rumor mill is alive and kickin' as we here at HQ sneak a peek at what NWF is up to. Owner Batti Otaku has spearheaded the decoration and seating arrangements in the Bingo Hall area of the Wrestle Creek Resort & Casino. Sources say staff will wear the primary color of NWF, purple, and the front row audience will get a very up-close and personal view of the ring action. A barricade made of blue steel, a staple from the 80s and 90s, will provide adequate protection from mishaps as well as a on-duty Security patrol.

Off without a hitch? Maybe. For now, I'm Ray Webber telling you what's cracking."