The Bearded One
Love is not admissable evidence.
I just accidentally shaved my beard! I was trying to give myself the ol' trim down to make myself look somewhat presentable, but for some reason the trimmer didn't trim. It just straight up shaved. I had a missing patch of beard from my chin across the side of my face so I had no choice but to take the rest of it off. I tried to keep some sideburns but that just looked too creepy. Now I look like an 8 year old. This sucks.