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[TheOneBigWill]

Okay, so E. Dragon has made me look through the past to find something I once believed to be forgotten. That would be, my incredible ability to reword any t.v. theme.. or song.. & these, are two examples of that..

Britney Spears:
Sing this song to the tune of 'The Beverly Hillbillies':

"Now listen to a story 'bout a girl named Brit.
A poor Cajun girl didn't have a place to sit
and then one day she was singin' in the house.
and got discovered by the black and white mouse."

Rat that is. Disneyland, Mouseketeer.

"Well first thing ya know ole' Brits a millionare.
The kin folk said Why don't you dye your hair.
They said Don't ya marry that boy from back at home.
So she got an annulment and then found herself a bone."

Dancer that is, trailer park, owns one now.
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And the one that sparked my trip through the past.. the new version of the Spongebob song..

Spongebob:
Sing to the tune of the original Spongebob song:

Captain: Do you have your condoms kids?
Kids: Ai ai Captain
Captain:I can't hear you...
Kids: AI AI CAPTAIN!!
Captain: ohhhhhhhhhhh

Captain: Who loves screwing guys & is gay as could be?
Kids:SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Dick sucking, Ass fucking & horny is he.
Kids:SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If a pain in your ass, be something you wish..
Kids:SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Them drop to your knees & suck like a priss!!!
Kids:SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Ready?
Both:SpongeBob SquarePants!
Both:SpongeBob SquarePants!
Both:SpongeBob SquarePants!
Both:SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Sponge Bob Square Pants?!
Captain: ah ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ... fucking ******s...
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Writer's Note: I have absolutely nothing against the gay community, this was a song I created randomly one day a long time ago. It was around the time the news articles were suggesting that the television show was somehow addressing the gay community & as such was "unsuitable" for children.

I figured I'd make light of the situation by making fun of it. I hope you enjoyed.

 

[brahma62]

rofl, the spongebob one is hiliarious

you sir are a genious for creating that one

 

[Luther_Hull]

homophobe

 

[TheOneBigWill]

homophobe

Your just jealous cause I'm not giving it to you in the butt.

 

[justinsayne]

....I think you've found your calling, LOL

 

[HBK-aholic]

I can see it now..
Luther and Will. Forever..

 

[justinsayne]

I can see it now..
Luther and Will. Forever..

......don't think that the person Will wants to "give to up the butt", LOL

 

[Agrex]

LOL, at the Spongebob one.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

......don't think that the person Will wants to "give to up the butt", LOL

This has got to be the best post, ever. Too true, too true.. hahahaha

 

[Lil Wes]

Yall are weird.

That is all.

 

[justinsayne]

This has got to be the best post, ever. Too true, too true.. hahahaha

That reminds me of a song...

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