Are you a single woman in your early 20s with flowing blonde locks and an implicit belief in everything you read in the tabloids? Do you like the movie "Jarhead"? Did we all believe you'd met your end part way through book seven? Well, I may be the man for you. I'm an energetic/stringly pale young man with no needle marks and a penchant for the combination of peanut butter and kitty litter. I'm independent in that I can cook toast with minimal assistance. Self-motivated and a hard worker. Occasional compuslions to leap short people in a single bound or less. References provided upon request. PM with a picture and anything you'd like me to know about you. No spammers. If I like what I see, I'll send you my pic. Hopefully we can learn how to believe in magic together. xoxo
PS: No heffers.
PS: No heffers.