Maybe it’s my desire to see it. Maybe it’s the lifelong wrestling fan in me saying it’ll happen. Maybe it’s just too damn obvious. But... and it’s a HUGE but... CM Punk is coming back to WWE. Stay with me for a minute before you spit water across the room (though nowhere near as well as Triple H). Let’s start with the less obvious. This past weekend, UFC completely blew its legitimacy as a real fighting organization when Daniel Cormier cut his first WWE promo on Brock Lesnar. Pundits have long argued that UFC is not as real as it appears and it certainly seems as if UFC is leaning more and more towards sports entertainment and less and less towards real fighting. Don’t get me wrong, those guys truly do beat the hell out of one another with legit punches, kicks, choke holds, etc... But it’s also becoming more showmanship and entertainment than cage fighting. At some point in the very near future, we’re going to see DC fight Brock. Only question is whether it’s a UFC promotion or a WWE promotion. That point being made, CM Punk hates wrestling, right? But he loves mixed martial arts (even though he sucks). At some point, he has to realize the two are becoming one in the same, right? Next point — money talks. Shawn Michaels will never wrestle again... until he gets paid shit tons of money to go to Saudi Arabia and climb in the ring. The Undertaker continues to destroy his legacy because the payday is too large. Batista is going to wrestle again, despite being a Hollywood hit (albeit not on the Rock’s level) because money talks. The Rock came back a few times because Vince’s pockets run deep. Regardless of past incidents, Vince will do what’s good for business. He’ll bury the hatchet with CM Punk, offer him a massive check, and let him work the Jericho, Lesnar, HHH wrestling schedule. Point 3 (or maybe it’s point 13... I lost track) — the best in the world. Jesus... could they have said those words 1,000 more times during the runup, execution, and delivery of Crown Jewel? The crowd made it a point to chant CM Punk’s name during SmackDown while Shane was cutting a Crown Jewel promo, which he had a great response for. Of all the monikers they could have given the winner of the World Cup, they chose best in the world?!?! And then, they have a McMahon win the damn thing?!?! It’s a total setup for a McMahon versus Punk feud based on the history between Punk and the WWE. I’m sure I’m 1000% wrong, but the writing on the wall has never been more clear. It just seems obvious. It just seems too obvious, right?