Name Someone You'd Like To Meet In The Octagon

[JenksIX]

Alright, so there have been other threads like this in the past about naming someone you'd like to box, slap etc but I haven't seen one in awhile so I'm making this thread.

For those that don't know, the octagon is the cage in which UFC/MMA fighters fight and compete against one another in hand to hand combat. They're able to punch, choke, kick, and try to submit their opponents.

So who are some people that you'd like to fight against in the octagon. It can be anybody - MMA fighter, wrestler, celebrity, internet personality, politician, the short order cook at the Pikesville Wafflehouse, or anyone you could think of that you have a legitimate gripe with or you'd just like to be able to fight a sanctioned match against for pride or whatever other reason.

Right now, my list would be...

• Pauly D (huge pussy/bad human being)
  Ronnie (bully/womanizer from the bronx)
  Randy Orton (chauvinist pig, bitch bag, self-centered)
  Emma Stone (Self-Explanatory)
  MTV Executives (Self-Explanatory)
  Britney Spears (Describes everything as being iconic. I'd probably go FSWWE on her in the cage)

That's all for now, I guess.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

JenksIX.

A question, why are you "IX". Did you have Alts that preceded this?

 

[Mac Attack]

Those damn robbers....

 

[JenksIX]

JenksIX.

A question, why are you "IX". Did you have Alts that preceded this?

No, I never had an alt before JenksIX and I don't think I ever made an alt like JenksX or JenksIII.

As for the IX, well, that's just private.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Pauly D (huge pussy/bad human being)
Ronnie (bully/womanizer from the bronx)

Are these the guys from The Jersey Shore? Don't they all pump 'roids? I think you'd die.

Randy Orton (chauvinist pig, bitch bag, self-centered)

He'd destroy both of the above 'roid shooters at the same time. He'd kill you.

Emma Stone (Self-Explanatory)

Explanation required.

MTV Executives (Self-Explanatory)

No explanation required.

Britney Spears (Describes everything as being iconic. I'd probably go FSWWE on her in the cage)

Skank.

 

[Sully]

Someone who knows how to make an octagon into a square.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Nancy Grace. First I thought she was a poor choice, as you should never hit a lady. Then I remembered that expression didn't apply here.

 

[Murphy]

Nani that cunt has done fuck all in my fantasy football team it wouldn't bother me if he didn't cost 10 million fuckin' pounds. I think I'ld take him too. He looks like a bitch.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Famous People:
Justin Beiber - I'm really jealous of his money.

Jersey Shore guys - A bit of jealousy of their fame... I just really think they are the epitome of the word "douche".

People from Wrestlezone:
Justinsayne - I'd like to throw hands at him.

Armbar - I believe we would have a great boxing match.

 

[frostbite2819]

dane cook.
id give up a testicle for just the chance to knock this guy out.
hate 'em.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

kim kardashian for obvious reasons, shes hot

 

[Fizzy]

Emma Stone (Self-Explanatory)

The FUCK is wrong with you?

 

[Alex]

I'd fight Gandhi

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Hayden Christensen for ruining Star Wars.

Also Godzilla because I like a good challenge and someone fighting godzilla would draw a big crowd

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Hayden Christensen for ruining Star Wars.

Also Godzilla because I like a good challenge and someone fighting godzilla would draw a big crowd

You will never survive Godzilla. And this is coming from someone who knows more about Godzilla than anybody else. He is the king of the monster. Now mothra that's more your fit

 

[Poop Master Flex]

You will never survive Godzilla. And this is coming from someone who knows more about Godzilla than anybody else. He is the king of the monster. Now mothra that's more your fit

No arguments here man but saying u were killed by godzilla sounds way more impressive than killed by Mothra

 

[Paralyzer Z]

go to 1:30 and see the greatest death ever

[YOUTUBE]n9gNQimjs0A[/YOUTUBE]

i want to die that way

 

[Poop Master Flex]

go to 1:30 and see the greatest death ever

[YOUTUBE]n9gNQimjs0A[/YOUTUBE]

i want to die that way

Now we're on the same page.

SIDENOTE: cinemassacre.com is awesome.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Jenks and zrise. I'd fuck them both in the ass and make them humble.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Now we're on the same page.

SIDENOTE: cinemassacre.com is awesome.

Actually I'd like to see you go at it with both James rolfe and the nostalgia Critic (accompanied by the super mecha death christ 3000

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Jenks and zrise. I'd fuck them both in the ass and make them humble.

You vs y2rohan would be good. I'd love to see the both of you beat the living shit out of each other

 

[DirtyJosé]

You vs y2rohan would be good. I'd love to see the both of you beat the living shit out of each other

Only one of us in that fight would be involuntarily emptying their bowels, and I can tell you now it wouldn't be me.

When I empty my bowels on to his chest after that fight, it will be entirely by choice.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'd fight Gandhi

looking for an easy fight huh?


Pussy

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Actually I'd like to see you go at it with both James rolfe and the nostalgia Critic (accompanied by the super mecha death christ 3000

As long as I have ROB the Robot in my corner its all good

 

[Paralyzer Z]

on second thought forget kardashian. i would take the entire chinese army and beat the shit out of RAYNE (yeah i said that guy rayne)