My Newsagents

[Y 2 Jake]

I hate the place. It used to be run by a nice old Asian lady. Now it's run by a smelly guy who looks like he's been shot with a shotgun in the face. See pic below. The man smells like bo. It's probably because in the 6 months he's run the place he's not once had a different shirt on, the thing has piss stanins under the pits.

This morning I was waiting to buy the paper. I handed over the money then his phone rang. Instead of opening the till and getting my change he picked up the phone and started having a conversation. All while I was standing there. I waited for a minute. Obviously this guy can't multi task. Count change and have a conversation on the phone? No way Jose. I tapped on the desk to get his attention. He held up his finger and turned around. Cheeky cunt. I then took the phone out of his hand placed it back on the reciever. He then refused to serve me. He also refused to give me my money back. Not a problem as I took it off him with hease, I also, technically, stole the paper. I now think i might be barred. In his broken English I'm pretty sure I heard his say he was cancelling my subscription. If I had a subscription with that shop I'd be pretty angry about the situation.

 

[Iscariot]

Hate is so easy for us english Jake. It'd have to be for all the R-Tards that live here

 

[Uncle Sam]

Stop riding off of being English. I'd have cried and ran away, Jake.

 

[Father:_Polley]

what an inconsiderate prick. He deserved to have his money taken off him again

 

[HBK-aholic]

Classic Story.