My New Favourite Fighter

[Y 2 Jake]

Joe Son​

Discipline? Why it's Joesondo.
Weight? A very respectable 234lbs.
Height? 5'4''. Wait..5'4'' and 234lbs? He must be a total fat ass. By no, that's not the case. He just has the exact same body as a baby.

Mate's with Kimo. He makes his entrance to the Octagon in this match like Kimo. A big cross over his back. Only problem is that it's too heavy for him. Shame it's not on this video. I suggest you try and hunt it out.

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[Frank the Frowner]

He's also one hell of an actor as well. In Austin Powers, he ruled as "Random Task", the man who used his shoe as a weapon.

I don't think he ever got a fair shake in the Octagon either. The only reason he lost in the UFC was due to the fact that he took repeated shots to the groin area... which were legal back in the early days.

I guess one could say that with an 0-4 record, that he took a complete gang-raping...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Joe Son, best known as the original manager of Kimo and the recipient of the nastiest low blows in UFC history against Keith Hackney in the early days of the promotion, was charged with five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation and one felony count of sexual penetration with a foreign object by force.

The former fighter, known also in Japan for doing MMA and pro wrestling matches wearing a thong, is best known for playing the role of Random Task in the original "Austin Powers" movie.

Son pleaded guilty in May on a felony vandalism charge, and in exchange for the plea bargain, he had to give a DNA sample. After running his sample, police found the DNA matched the DNA of an unsolved gang rape in 1990 of a woman who was pistol-whipped, blindfolded and eventually released naked.

TMZ.com currently has this as the lead story, although at this point they only know him as an actor, not a fighter or short-term wrestler.

Umm, I've changed my mind. I have to say that this is a total coincidence that I made this thread after he's been arrested for a bit of forced entry. I was just watching a an early UFC show the other day when he was on and I thought he was awesome. I now retract my statement about him being my new favourite fighter.