My Momma Is Acting Like CM Punk...

[ABMorales787]

...Except instead of a straightedge gimmick, she's a fitness junkie. Today she made me toss out a bag of candy. No, not a party bag. A full grocery bag. And if I even mention food after 8 pm, she pounces with the nagging. Same thing when I speak of seconds. God! I live to enjoy life. Eating is an enjoyment. I'd rather die with a good plate of rice and beans with steak in my stomach than with a fucking salad. She even preaching to me about doing exercise. Because apparently walking aimlessly for over an hour isn't enough.

 

[Blade]

Maybe you should attack her and punt her, putting her out of action for a while.

 

[ABMorales787]

If I do that, I won't have any money. Hopefully she won't make me shave my head.

 

[Remix]

or you could do the sensible thing and put up with it and not mention it to people who dont know you, your mother and dont care about how you interact.

 

[Blade]

or you could do the sensible thing and put up with it and not mention it to people who dont know you, your mother and dont care about how you interact.

And you're any different for telling him what to do even though you don't know him and your opinon doesn't matter?

Pot. Kettle. Black. Moron.

 

[Scotty]

Come on you would make a great Luke Gallows.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Are you fat?

 

[Razor]

You're 18. Move out.

Wow, solved your problem. You're welcome.

 

[ABMorales787]

You're 18. Move out.

Wow, solved your problem. You're welcome.

There's no caves nearby and all the bridges are taken. I have my own house but there's no furnature. Damn rats...

 

[Razor]

[QUOTE="The Kill Joy" Robert Morales;1697585]There's no caves nearby and all the bridges are taken. I have my own house but there's no furnature. Damn rats...[/QUOTE]

Well then. Since you're living under your mother's roof, you should probably respect her rules. I'm just saying. Is she charging you rent? Or making you buy groceries? If she isn't, then I would think she can make you eat a little healthier.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Yeah, tell your mom to shave that beard.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why doesn't your mom brush her teeth?

 

[Scotty]

What is with the Men That Will Fucking KILL You sigs?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Go light the drapes on fire and tell her that this fire burns always. She'll understand.

Also, it's because she picked fucking mauve.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

What is with the Men That Will Fucking KILL You sigs?

Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Tyler Durden from Fight Club. John Doe from Se7en. Mr. Brooks from...well...Mr. Brooks. Tallahassee from Zombieland. These guys are bad motherfuckers. They would kill you, if given the chance. Back your shit off.