My Ex...

[Steamboat Ricky]

Unfriended me on facebook.

Discuss.

 

[X]

Bitch.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Nah. She's not at all.

 

[Kanye South]

Right now, I'm sex talking to my ex over the phone.

She has a douchebag boyfriend.

JKO FTW.

 

[The Dewbliners]

So, is she single?

No, I kid. She's just pulled the biggest "Who-a" move possible. I'll gladly show her the error of her ways...

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Ricky doesn't know what such things are.

 

[Nitafrong]

Probably better in the short term. You don't really want to be seeing her declare her love for a new guy on the updates screen and the same vice versa.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm glad I got rid of my Facebook. It was annoying.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I broke up with her.

 

[Kanye South]

Just make an alternate account and troll her.

I don't have a Facebook, so I don't know the terms.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I made an alternate account for my friend's cat. Poor cat is dead now.


Yes...I am in control of a Facebook account for a dead cat.

 

[Jane]

Add her with the dead cat. She'll never know.

It will be paw-satively purrrrrr-fect.

It'd be a cat-astrophe if she found out.

 

[BooCocky]

My ex talks to me over facebook... I just ignore her.

 

[Tenta]

I made an alternate account for my friend's cat. Poor cat is dead now.


Yes...I am in control of a Facebook account for a dead cat.

Sigged. Just for the laughs.

 

[Jane]

Add her with the dead cat. She'll never know.

It will be paw-satively purrrrrr-fect.

It'd be a cat-astrophe if she found out.

..

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I already repped you jane.

 

[Jane]

I already repped you jane.

Oh I know. I'm just making sure everyone sees it.

 

[Coco]

Probably better in the short term. You don't really want to be seeing her declare her love for a new guy on the updates screen and the same vice versa.

Lies.

I have some exs who go through a new guy every couple weeks. I like to laugh and judge them as being easy and desperate. MY absolute favorite passtime. I like them to see how successful my relationships are and how seldom my relationship status changes.

Now all I need is a successful relationship.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I change my relationship status just for shiggles. Shits and giggles. Seriously, women are *****.

 

[Coco]

I needs me a woman with the personality of a man who's not a Tom-Boy or a lesbian.

 

[The Doctor]

I needs me a woman with the personality of a man who's not a Tom-Boy or a lesbian.

Sorry, she's already my girlfriend.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

That sucks dude.


Want me to add her and troll her. I'll so do it...