My Cat

[Y 2 Jake]

Is a stone cold killer. I nip out for an hour, when I come back he's crunching a birds skull on my sofa. I've found the torso and legs. But I'm missing a wing. It'll be on my bed, I know it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Is a stone cold killer. I nip out for an hour, when I come back he's crunching a birds skull on my sofa. I've found the torso and legs. But I'm missing a wing. It'll be on my bed, I know it.

Yeah, my Cat isn't a killer. He runs from mice.. I don't blame him through, if you seen these mice, you'd run too. I flipped on the kitchen light once, there were two of them eating my cat's food. They both looked up, as if to say "What the fuck do you want?" then proceeded to go back to eating.

Any mouse, or mice, that won't run when you flip a light on & you're standing almost right over them.. you know they're on the juice.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My house is buy a cemetary so it's overun with mice, shrews and birds. The carpet in my house lasted a week. How can something so little have such sticky insides?

 

[justinsayne]

well, unless I'm mistaken you did name your cat Homicide right, LOL

Looks like he's living up to the name

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So long as he doesn't attack my duck.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So long as he doesn't attack my duck.

How is your duck doing these days?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Great. The cat tried to fight with him. But the ducks snaps at him. The cat knows not to fuck with him now.

 

[Bernkastel]

Yeah, my Cat isn't a killer. He runs from mice.. I don't blame him through, if you seen these mice, you'd run too. I flipped on the kitchen light once, there were two of them eating my cat's food. They both looked up, as if to say "What the fuck do you want?" then proceeded to go back to eating.

Any mouse, or mice, that won't run when you flip a light on & you're standing almost right over them.. you know they're on the juice.

My old neighbor's little brother had a white rat that wouldn't run from cats or dogs

 

[Melon Farmer]

Jake...by your duck....do you mean your...let's see....how should I put this....your...umm...umm....Dick? (Haha...such a Peter Griffin Moment)

 

[Lil Wes]

Jake...by your duck....do you mean your...let's see....how should I put this....your...umm...umm....Dick? (Haha...such a Peter Griffin Moment)

 

[Melon Farmer]

lol

 

[justinsayne]

Jake...by your duck....do you mean your...let's see....how should I put this....your...umm...umm....Dick? (Haha...such a Peter Griffin Moment)

you know in your sig, tha Jake quote you have in there, the one that says "Just sit down adn don't type", I think that applies here

 

[Lil Wes]

you know in your sig, tha Jake quote you have in there, the one that says "Just sit down adn don't type", I think that applies here

Agreed.

 

[BooCocky]

I also agree.

 

[C.M.]

I also agree

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Is a stone cold killer. I nip out for an hour, when I come back he's crunching a birds skull on my sofa. I've found the torso and legs. But I'm missing a wing. It'll be on my bed, I know it.

So do random birds just wonder by your house? Or can your cat fly?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Melon Farmer]

Justinsayne:

you know in your sig, tha Jake quote you have in there, the one that says "Just sit down adn don't type", I think that applies here

Big Wes:

Agreed.

BrianBeckerIsAGod:

I also agree.

You are all mean!!!!!! lol

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So do random birds just wonder by your house? Or can your cat fly?

Flames Out
Dragon

I bought it £2.50. It's had its wings clipped so it cant fly. Awesome creature. He's called Delirious.

 

[Uncle Sam]

What sort of cat runs from mice? Mine attacks frogs as well. And she tortures anything before she kills it. What a bitch.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Mine likes to play with them before he goes in for the kill too. He was toying with a baby Blue Tit the other day.

 

[Meilichia]

Oh guess what I just got a baby kitten who is gorgeous, and guess what my brother called it.. Jake I call him Jakey-wakey, which is what I shall now call you.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jakey is fine. Wakey is a big no, no.

 

[Meilichia]

why not Jakey-wakey?

 

[jback]

I ran over my cat(misty) when i first got my permit last year....
fact.......a sad one

 

[Y 2 Jake]

why not Jakey-wakey?

Because It's shit. As is Shakey Jake.