Movie Ninjas (this is awesome)

[klunderbunker]

A movie theater in London has hired a "ninja task force" in order to make sure people stay quiet during movies. Digital Spy reports that the Prince Charles Cinema is employing volunteers in all-black lycra Morphsuits to protect screenings from talkative people in exchange for seeing the movie for free.

The "ninjas" sit at the darkest parts of the theater and keep an eye out for people being inconsiderate, such as talking or using mobile devices. Paul Vickery, the theater's PR rep, said, "The 'Cinema Ninjas' may sound ludicrous, but they have been a real success in clamping down on those ruining films for everyone else with inconsiderate behavior," said Paul Vickery, the cinema's public relations rep.

Morphsuits hopes to expand the plan nationwide.

Unless it's a Michael Bay movie. Then they're Cinema Aliens Who Are Secondary To Humans That No One Cares About.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

So is this thread about the concept itself or is Michael Bay making a movie about movie theater ninjas?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

So is this thread about the concept itself or is Michael Bay making a movie about movie theater ninjas?

Michael Bay pulling off a film about stealthy operatives? Inconceivable!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Michael Bay couldn't do a movie involving one his his characters using stealth. He blows to much shit up.

 

[Loveless]

The Prince Charles Cinema is the best cinema in London.

That is all