Monday Night Raw: A Cenation™ Point of View

Cenation™

#1 John Cena Fan and WZ Posterboy
SO RAW STARTED WITH MY MAIN MAN JOHN CENA AND MICHAEL COLE, ALL SEEMED FINE UNTIL MICHAEL COLE SAID JOHN CENA WAS OVERRATED

WHAT?!?!?!?!

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT JOHN CENA IS OVERRATED, HE GIVES EVERYTHING TO THE BUSINESS TO PLEASE ME AS WELL AS HIS OTHER FANS, AND I THINK ITS DAMN STUPID THAT THEY BOOKED COLE TO MAKE CENA LOOK WEAK.

NOTHING ELSE IN THE SHOW WAS RELEVANT UNTIL THE BIG SHOW INTERVIEW

WHAT A FAT JACKASS, HE COPIED COCK LESNAR WORD FOR WORD WHICH IS JUST PLAIN STUPID AND SHOWS LAZINESS FROM THE FAT PIECE OF SHIT, MAN I CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO BE TRAPPED INSIDE A STEEL CAGE WITH MY MAN JOHN CENA.

WE THEN MOVE ONTO OUR MAIN EVENT, ITS TIME FOR JOHN CENA TO UNLEASH HIS ANGER ON MICHAEL COLE, JOHN LAURINAITIS COMES OUT..

WHAT?!?!?!?! BOOKING HIM AGAINST TENSAI ISNT PEOPLE POWER, THEYRE JUST LOOKING FOR A WAY OF GETTING HIM INVOLVED AND NOBODYS INTERESTED IN THAT FAT JACKASS EITHER, OR HIS ASIAN SIDEKICK THAT THINKS THAT ALL HIS CHEAP SHOTS ARE MAKING HIM LOOK STRONG, MICHAEL COLES COMMENTARY SURE AS HELL ALSO PISSED ME OFF. AT LEAST CENA BEAT TENSAI THE FAT PIECE OF SHIT AND SENT HIM AND HIS ASIAN SIDEKICK SCURRYING OFF

ANYWAY, FINALLY ITS TIME FOR CENA VS COLE, FIIIIIIIIIIIINALLY.

WE HAD CENA EMBARRASS COLE BY STRIPPING HIM DOWN AND MAKING HIM APOLOGISE TO JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND THE OTHER FAT JACKASS JR, NOBODY CARES FOR HIS BBQ SAUCE BUT IT SURE WAS FUNNY WATCHING IT POURED ALL OVER THE HELPLESS BODY OF COLE, AND THEN THE FAT SHIT TENSAI ENTERED AGAIN

NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM AND CENA PICKED UP THE WIN TO SEND RAW FANS HOME HAPPY.

:wwf:
 
DUD FUCK OFF I AM MR.CENTION NO ONE EVN LIKES U DUMBASS RIS ABOV HAT LOSER
CENA #1 CENA #1 CENA #1
 
DUD FUCK OFF I AM MR.CENTION NO ONE EVN LIKES U DUMBASS RIS ABOV HAT LOSER
CENA #1 CENA #1 CENA #1

I AGREE CENA IS NUMBER ONE BUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD YOU FAT NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT, I DONT TRY TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME, THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON IN THIS WORLD THAT MATTERS AND THAT IS JOHN CENA

WWWYKI
 
DUD FUCK OFF I AM MR.CENTION NO ONE EVN LIKES U DUMBASS RIS ABOV HAT LOSER
CENA #1 CENA #1 CENA #1

*number not numbor
*one not oen
*dude not dud
*cenation not cention
*even not evn
*you not U
*rise not ris
*above not abov
*hate not hat

Cenation is an annoying fuck who only knows how to shout, but at least he is an annoying fuck who can spell above a 2nd grade level.
 
Cenation™;3937388 said:
SO RAW STARTED WITH MY MAIN MAN JOHN CENA AND MICHAEL COLE, ALL SEEMED FINE UNTIL MICHAEL COLE SAID JOHN CENA WAS OVERRATED

WHAT?!?!?!?!

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT JOHN CENA IS OVERRATED, HE GIVES EVERYTHING TO THE BUSINESS TO PLEASE ME AS WELL AS HIS OTHER FANS, AND I THINK ITS DAMN STUPID THAT THEY BOOKED COLE TO MAKE CENA LOOK WEAK.

NOTHING ELSE IN THE SHOW WAS RELEVANT UNTIL THE BIG SHOW INTERVIEW

WHAT A FAT JACKASS, HE COPIED COCK LESNAR WORD FOR WORD WHICH IS JUST PLAIN STUPID AND SHOWS LAZINESS FROM THE FAT PIECE OF SHIT, MAN I CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO BE TRAPPED INSIDE A STEEL CAGE WITH MY MAN JOHN CENA.

WE THEN MOVE ONTO OUR MAIN EVENT, ITS TIME FOR JOHN CENA TO UNLEASH HIS ANGER ON MICHAEL COLE, JOHN LAURINAITIS COMES OUT..

WHAT?!?!?!?! BOOKING HIM AGAINST TENSAI ISNT PEOPLE POWER, THEYRE JUST LOOKING FOR A WAY OF GETTING HIM INVOLVED AND NOBODYS INTERESTED IN THAT FAT JACKASS EITHER, OR HIS ASIAN SIDEKICK THAT THINKS THAT ALL HIS CHEAP SHOTS ARE MAKING HIM LOOK STRONG, MICHAEL COLES COMMENTARY SURE AS HELL ALSO PISSED ME OFF. AT LEAST CENA BEAT TENSAI THE FAT PIECE OF SHIT AND SENT HIM AND HIS ASIAN SIDEKICK SCURRYING OFF

ANYWAY, FINALLY ITS TIME FOR CENA VS COLE, FIIIIIIIIIIIINALLY.

WE HAD CENA EMBARRASS COLE BY STRIPPING HIM DOWN AND MAKING HIM APOLOGISE TO JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND THE OTHER FAT JACKASS JR, NOBODY CARES FOR HIS BBQ SAUCE BUT IT SURE WAS FUNNY WATCHING IT POURED ALL OVER THE HELPLESS BODY OF COLE, AND THEN THE FAT SHIT TENSAI ENTERED AGAIN

NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM AND CENA PICKED UP THE WIN TO SEND RAW FANS HOME HAPPY.
:wwf:

Rise Above Weight!

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People criticised my main man M-H for being fat, but they soon shut the fuck up when he won that Cruiserweight Championship. GO MATT
 

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