Mixing shower Gels...

Derf

O.M.G.
Right now, I have half a bottle of Old Spice shower gel. A few days ago, I found a mysterious bottle of Axe Body Wash in our bathroom closet. The only people that could have brought it over are either my sisters BF, r my cousins Ex, but eitherway, neither will need it back, and I'm too cheap to buy Axe body wash.

Now, if my sister see's me using this and remembers it's her Bfs, she'll shit a brick (just to start shit, it's in her nature) So I'm wondering, should I simply mix the two gels together for an ultra good smelling bodywash?
 
lol.Just mix em or keep the axe hidden and when the old spice runs out just put the axe one in the old spice bottle.
 
I use Aussie Shampoo. I figure if I use it enough, my cum will smell a bit like it. Least that's the plan. Smells like fetuses and flowers... nor dirty Australians. Case your were getting all smug, you cunt Spunky. I like Sparky 'n' Rusty. Why all the "y"!?

I forgot to mention how Brian was also a supernatural poster. I bet his cum smells FANTASTIC. Like a good post on a Saturday morning. By Jake. Inspire by Stanley Kubrick. Enacted by a hybrid of Daniel Day Lewis and Gary Oldman in a Coens flim... with help by David MF'in Fincher!
 

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