Mini Game: Horse Racing

[Kermit]

Choose the Winner

Place your fictitious bets on a horse. The winner will be selected via a random number generator. Results will be posted in this thread in an hour.

Discuss strategy and place bets now.​

 

[ABMorales787]

The black one will be attracting more sunlight if it's an open arena. The brownish one has a terrain edge as he can blend with the dirt and pass the others undetected. The purple one on the other hand may have a mean streak as horses hate purple and that poor bastard must hate being that color. Red would only work if these were bulls. The blue one's rider looks like a wuz who would freak out if he had to push through other competitors.

Aye, #3 for me. Make me money, weird green horse.

 

[The Crock]

2's got it.

 

[Kermit]

I got two bets here, and still taking them. I'll call it dead in about ten minutes.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I slap around Kermit's mother until he breaks down and gives me his star chips.

 

[Kermit]

I slap around Kermit's mother until he breaks down and gives me his star chips.

Yes, yes, but on what horse?

 

[Kermit]

Bets will close in 2 minutes.

 

[The_Misson]

Number 5 obviously will lose because he's purple. Four is blue which equals depressions which means he will not win either. One is black and I was always told as a kid never bet on a black horse during a horse race because they always lose. Number two is red which means he must be covered in blood which is most definitely unhealthy. Number three is green which means he is so slow that moss is growing on his back. This just leaves number 6 who is gold which is the first place medal in the Olympics. That means he will get first place here. Yup, gonna go with 6.

 

[Gelgarin]

Green is scientifically proven to be more aerodynamic than other colours.

 

[Kermit]

Bets are closed. The race will now commence. Please standby for results.

 

[Kermit]

The Results


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WINNER!

2. Purple 5
3. Red 2
4. Orange 6
5. Blue 4
6. Green 3

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No one successfully bet on the winning horse. Better luck next time folks. Rep to all of you that participated.

 

[The_Misson]

Momma lied when she told me a black horse never wins...

 

[Tequila Dave]

Momma lied when she told me a black horse never wins...

I think she might be racist.