Michael Jackson Lives! and other ridiculous theories

[Jane]

So I'm currently talking to my cousin who claims Michael Jackson is alive and that he faked his death to get out of the spotlight, and that his family and all the doctors are in on it.

Apparently he's hiding with Tupac and Elvis somewhere

Anyway, what do you think? Could MJ be alive? I mean, I say obviously not, but I'm interested in seeing if anyone else thinks this way. This kid will believe most things he reads on the internet. He's also positive 9/11 was a conspiracy, which makes more sense than this, but still. Thoughts.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

If I did believe it, I would be more inclined to think out of Elvis, Tupac, and MJ, his is more likely. Has anyone outside the family, doctors, law enforcement, even see a body? No, we just something under a sheet being wheeled out. His service is liekly going to be private with a closed casket... so for those conspiracy theorists, he could be alive I suppose, but I personally think he is dead. May he R.I.P.

 

[Minor League Brian]

Jackson was obsessed with the spotlight, and from what I hear in massive debt; he needed the money a successful tour would have made; he didn't "fake" his death.

 

[gd]

MJ is obvioulsy dead. There is a youtube vidoe called "loose change" that supposedly proves 9/11 was a conspiracy. Some of my friends believe it, I'm not convinced.

 

[Tastycles]

Loose Change is about as factually accurate as the statement "Ricky Ortiz is better than Hulk Hogan".

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

But Ricky Ortiz played XFL brah! Watch where you steppin to!

 

[gd]

Loose Change is about as factually accurate as the statement "Ricky Ortiz is better than Hulk Hogan".

But you can see flashing lights in the background! They must be explosives!!! ZOMG!

 

[OIL]

He's not alive. Sorry, but he wouldn't put his children through that.

 

[Dexter]

Sorry, but he wouldn't put his children through that.

Don't apologize, it's not your fault.

 

[OIL]

Don't apologize, it's not your fault.

You make me want to cry.

 

[Minor League Brian]

Loose Change is about as factually accurate as the statement "Ricky Ortiz is better than Hulk Hogan".

A lot of the shit was bogus, but some of it made me think. I'm not sold on any story about 9-11, to be honest. Both sides are too damn fishy.

 

[gd]

A lot of the shit was bogus, but some of it made me think. I'm not sold on any story about 9-11, to be honest. Both sides are too damn fishy.

They're covering up that it was actually aliens.

 

[Tastycles]

I haven't watched it for about 5 years, but I remember thinking the whole thing was dog shit.

 

[X]

Don't even get me started on 9/11 Tasty.

 

[Tastycles]

I have absolutely no desire to talk about it.

 

[OIL]

I do, go X. You're usually quite clever about these subjects.

 

[The Doctor]

Here's a ridiculous theory for you:

Brett DiBiase's interference was unplanned, and that's why they put it to light and didn't capitalize on it come Monday.

 

[The Legendary 23]

Here's a ridiculous theory for you:

Brett DiBiase's interference was unplanned, and that's why they put it to light and didn't capitalize on it come Monday.

I'm pretty sure he'd be facing assault charges if so.