**MERGED** Natalya's Flatulence Gimmick

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Sadly, I still laugh at fart jokes. When Natty farted in Hornswaggle's face. I damn near shat myself laughing. That being said, I cannot see this storyline lasting more than a month. This is just something to give the kids(and immature adults-me) a cheap laugh for a minute.

 

[enviousdominous]

This is what pisses me off about the WWE. They don't apparently recognize the concept of time management for their own damn tv show.

For the two or three minutes that a Natalya fart segment airs, we could have give that much extra time to a high profile match or maybe set up an interesting fued for a preliminary title (for once).

I honestly imagine WWE creative as being a room full of idiots smoking pot and laughing at their own reflection in the spilled beer on the floor. The work in the ring goes 80% to the performers themselves, 15% to the legends before them who they often imitate and 5% to jack-offs like Gewirtz who suggest "Why don't you wave your hand in front of your face?".

When these idiots have sold some shirts off of a new catchphrase they suddenly get hit with a massive case of writer's block and the best they can come up with is "What if Natalya farts, and like umm, Hornswoggle passes out from the fart smell?".

I honestly think that the Katie Vick angle was smarter than this, I think that the Mick Foley losing his memory back in WCW was smarter than this, I think that Vinnie Vegas wearing a tux to the ring and squashing guys like Thomas Rich was smarter than this, I think that putting the world title on David Arquette was smarter than this, I think that the Kiss Demon was smarter than this, I think that the Gobbeldy Gooker was smarter than this, I think that Phantasmo was smarter than this, I think that Al Wilson marrying Dawn Marie in his underwear was smarter than this.

I just want to say that I am very close to quitting the WWE.

 

[enviousdominous]

Yeah, I'm thinking that this gimmick means that Natalya got on someone in management's bad side. I don't like this gimmick and as a fan of Natalya, I think she deserves better than this. I'm not really sure if the WWE is going anywhere with this gimmick but I can't really imagine that they are. All we've really gotten out of it so far are some cheap laughs involving Santino looking like he's choking when he steps into an area Natalya farted. It's really stupid. It's especially upsetting because she's one of my favorites on the roster.

Kind of like what they did to Storm, one of my favorites.

I remember when they were being merciless with Austin. They had Austin crying and begging Angle not to push him off a bridge. Austin cried saying that he's sorry until Angle pushed him into a kiddy pool, a week or two before or after that they did the "You are the wind beneath my ring" song with a bouncing Austin head hitting each lyric as members of the alliance sang along until Angle came out and sprayed him with milk from a milk truck.

The greatest angle in the world would be Brian Gewirtz coming to the ring, doing an "I'm so stupid" dance and crapping himself for no apparent reason.

 

[db_teamextreme]

I agree that this is one of the worst gimmicks ever

 

[Diet Soda]

When Mustang Sally mentioned Drew McIntyre (mind you, she does this often I've noticed ) it made me think, Drew and Natty paired up could be a very good combo.

One thing that is lacking nowadays is good inter-gender tag matches - the Guerrero/Chyna and Venis/Stratus feud comes to mind. These two vastly underrated superstars could definitely make a mark together I feel. Both great sources of untapped in-ring potential who could very much benefit each other.