Memorable Lines from Commercials

[FromTheSouth]

We've all heard at least one line for a commercial that will forever be ingrained in our heads.

I have four.

I've fallen and I can't get up.

I don't eat mean because I'm a veterinarian.

And....from Geico:

When it comes to Mike Wallace, the story ends with me puttin him in the wall.


I'm hundred miles away son, ready to strike.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Calm down dear it's just a commercial.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Becca, did you delete your first post?

Bang, and the dirt is gone.

But seriously, what the fuck?

 

[AnthonyMango/NoFate007]

"Dooby dooby doo", spoken by the penguin in the old Budweiser commercials. At least, I think it was Bud.

"Bud-weis-er" from the frogs, as well.

"Hey kid, catch!" - Coca Cola, Mean Joe Green throws the jersey to the kid after he gives him his coke

"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun." - McDonalds Big Mac

"Have it your way" - Burger King

"Pretty sneaky, sis." - Connect Four

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't." - Almond Joy, I think

"Hey Mikey! He likes it!" - Life cereal

"My bologna has a first name, its O-S-C-A-R...." - Oscar Meyer

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?" - Tootsie Pops with that owl and the messed up looking kid

The Crossfire board game song. Lol.

I think that's about enough from me.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Becca, did you delete your first post?

I thought I'd fucked it up somehow. but then the wole forum broke so it wasn't me.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I'm singing F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T, Re to the Port to the Dot to the Com, come on everybody raise your voice and sing along.

F-R-E-E That Spells Free Credit Report Dot Com BAYBEEEE

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

"What would you do-o-o-o for a Klondike Bar."- Klondike Bars

"Why Buy New When Slightly Used Will do"- Second Wind Fitness Equipment featuring Brock Lesnar. Of course, I'm not sure whether Brock was referring to the equipment or his wife Sable.

 

[BooCocky]

"Dooby dooby doo", spoken by the penguin in the old Budweiser commercials. At least, I think it was Bud.
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those commercials owned.. FTW.