Meltdown Episode 27

[Harthan]

Harrys: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship!

Close up of Ricky and Everest, raising his championship belt

The two trade shots in the center of the ring and Ricky gets Everest over to the corner, where Ricky beats Everest down into a sitting position

Copeland: Fascinating strategy from Ricky here

he two engage in a slugfest that Everest gets the better of, putting Ricky into another corner with more punches

Cohen: Everest gets the better of him, like the true master he is.

Ricky kicks him in the gut, and…NAILS the Blunderbuss! Everest falls back, and Ricky covers Everest, getting one…two…

But suddenly, Lars Reidar is in the ring, and he kicks Ricky square in the head! The count is broken as the ref immediately signals a DQ

Copeland: Disgusting! Ricky had his title won, and this Pearl Harbor job by Reidar just cost him the match!

Lars goes to town on Ricky with the steal chair, beating the spit out of him. Everest is still out on the ground as Reidar simply demolishes Ricky. Reidar lays the chair out on the mat as he pulls Ricky up, elevates him, and plants his head into the chair with the Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

Everest staggers to his feet, however, Reidar charges him and nails him with the steel chair! He stomps all over Everest before elevating him and nailing the Sacrilegious Desecration on him.

Reidar: I want more than just a title match…I want to know, to prove, to show, that I can beat every one of my adversaries…everyone who thinks they can beat me. I want them all in the ring, at the same time, in an elimination match. I want Everest, Ricky, Bratchny, I want Titus. Five men, elimination until one man is standing…one man left champion…one man…Lars…Reidar.

Myles: Lars, this elimination thing you want, you got it, but I gotta put a little, y’know, a little bit of Chuck Myles flair onto it. I got a guy, great guy, you’ll like him, and he’s a pretty big name in the parts where he comes from, and I want to put him in this match of yours.

Reidar: Myles…you gave me what I needed…now…go away, before I hurt you…

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*Pyros go off*

Copeland: All or Nothing edges nearer with two weeks to go and we have a triple threat main event announced already. Hello again everybody, I'm Seabastian Copeland, alongside Jack Cohen, and we're live from Edmunton, Canada. With what's going to be quite a Meltdown to remember!

Cohen: You're right there Seabass, tonight our Main Event is Champions vs. Challengers, the World Heavyweight Champion teaming up with the current and greatest tag team in WZCW, the FHD and they will take on Ricky and The Second Coming. Quite a bout to give a preview of the ladder match and six pact challenge coming soon to your homes!

Copeland: You're right there, Jack. Also coming up we got Frankie Smith having another go at Zander Young, building up to the no disqualification match they have at All or Nothing. We also have the undefeated EurAsian Champion Ty Burna against Drake Callahan, a sample of the two fall triple threat match, a first in WZCW, all tonight on Meltdown!

 

[Harthan]

Harrys: This match is scheduled for one fall

10,000 fists by Disturbed hits and Rush appear on the stage. Hoisting his arms above his head in his typical style, some fans reciprocate the gesture. Rush begins his descent down the ramp.

Copeland: Here comes a beast of a man. Corey Payne will have to be on top form tonight to beat this man.

Cohen: I’m backing the Prototype here, Seabass. Look at this lummox. Payne will be too good for him.

Harrys: Introducing first, weighing in at 361 pounds, from Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Rush!

Rush finishes his descent of the ramp and walks around the edge of the ring before climbing the steps and onto the apron, allowing the fans to get a shot of him. He enters the ring and waits for his opponent.

Down with the sickness by Disturbed hits and after a few seconds, Payne appears onto the ramp. He throws a few punches and kicks and begins his walk down the ring.

Copeland: What a chance for Corey Payne to prove himself here tonight, folks.

Harrys: Introducing his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada. The Prototype, Corey Payne!

Payne continues his descent to wards the ring and slaps a few of the hands on the side of the ramp as he passes. Once he nears the ring, Payne backs up a few steps and then sprints to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and stares down Rush.

The referee signals for the bell and we are underway. Rush and Payne square off in the middle of the ring and tie up. Rush uses his strength though and launches the rookie into the corner. Payne looks shocked at the strength of the bigger man and gets to his feet cautiously. Again the men tie up but again Rush pushes Payne to the floor. Payne gets up once more and make a bee line for Rush. Rush see it coming though and hits Payne with a powerslam that grounds his opponent.

Copeland: Rush is using his strength well in the early goings of this match. Payne showing a little bit of immaturity by running at the bigger man, there.

Rush smiles towards the crowd and moves towards Payne, picking him up. As Payne gets to his feet, he hits Rush with a European uppercut that staggers Rush. Payne begins to start pounding on his opponent with punch after punch, driving Rush into the corner. Payne goes back across the ring and begins to run at Rush. Rush tries to move out of the way but Payne is too quick and hits him with a running clothesline. Rush is staggered but still standing. Payne looks dismayed as to why Rush is still standing and hits him with a roundhouse kick that sends Rush crashing to the mat. Rush begins to recover and gets to his feet. Payne is quick to capitalise though and lifts Rush off of his feet with a huge scoop slam.

Cohen: Look at this strength.

Copeland: Right, Jack. An amazing show of strength there from the rookie.

Payne begins to celebrate and throws a couple of jabs towards the corwd. Quickly he gets on top of Rush but Rush powers out. Payne kicks and punches the recovering Rush but Rush is getting up nonetheless. Rush gets up and Payne looks shocked. Again running at Rush, Payne is picked up and hit with a powerslam. Rush looks intense as he gets to his feet and waits for Payne to get up. Payne looks in pain and is hit with the Rushing Powerbomb which is finished off with the pin. 1…2…3

Harrys: Here is your winner, Rush!

Copeland: Another impressive showing from a newcomer there but Rush is too strong today.

Cohen: He gave a good account of himself though.

 

[Harthan]

Harrys: The following contest is scheduled for one fall

‘We Fly High’ by Jim Jones fills the arena as Mr. Baller comes out getting pumped to a series of boos.

Harrys: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing 220 pounds, Mr. Baller

Baller walks to the ring with all cocky with his smile. He starts taunting the fans, telling him they have nothing on him. He climbs into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, showing off and taunting his looks to the crowd.

Copeland: Mr. Baller gets set for action in his debut match against Celeste, and how this came about was quite abit of controversy

Cohen: You’re right there Seabass, Baller maybe the new guy, but he was stupid enough to cost Celeste her match last week against Blade

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Celeste is holding Blade in the Omoplata. Suddenly, Mr. Baller comes running down, and Celeste breaks the hold, looking at Baller, questioning what’s doing as well as the ref. She goes up to him as he’s standing on the ringside and hits him with an elbow. She turns around to find Blade is back up and he hits The Halo. Blade covers Celeste 1…....2……3.

Celeste exits the ring, and notices Baller, who starts running off as Celeste follows pursuit in a power walk. Blade continues to pose to the crowd

Cohen: Celeste has only ever truly lost a match once until now, she got cheated out of a victory thanks to this no good kid, he’s going to get what’s coming to him

“10s” by Pantera plays out as Celeste walks toward the ring, eyes focused on Baller. Celeste leaps up onto the ring apron, and grabs the top rope. Celeste then slingshots herself over the top rope and into the ring. Celeste will then taunt the crowd at the turnbuckle, she then stops in front of Baller, who’s staring with a smug look.

Harrys: His opponent, from Petersburg, Russia, The Submission Queen, Celeste Crimson

Cohen: Baller, you’re about to get a lesson you’ll never forget, don’t cross the Submission Queen

Copeland: You’re right there Jack, I do not want to Baller right now!

The referee signals for the bell and Baller begins to pose in front of Celeste, who just stands there unaffected by Baller’s admiration of himself. He then extends a hand to Celeste, who then suddenly grabs it and turns it into a fujiwara armbar submission and Baller is screaming in pain. He slowly starts shimmying to the ropes but before he gets there, Celeste releases the hold. Baller gets up with his back unwisely to Celeste who then throws him with a release german suplex, taking some of the wind out of him. She picks him back and holds him in a suplex hold, as she goes to for the leg cradle, Baller uses his weight to counter the move into a DDT.

Baller decides that he’s had enough playing and picks up Celeste and takes her down again with a dropkick, he then stands by her and hits a standing moonsault on top. He goes for the pin 1…….2…..kick out by Celeste, Baller argues with the ref that it was 3. He picks up Celeste up again and goes for the irish whip but when Celeste hits the ropes, she grabs on as Baller slams his head to the mat from the mistimed jump he did. He gets back up and is met with a shuffle side kick, Celeste gets him up again and whips him into the corner, she then runs up and hits tiger mask flip kick, taking down Baller.

Cohen: And rightly so, Celeste keeps control

Copeland: But Baller is still giving her a challenge

Celeste then signals that the end is near. She takes by the head and aims for the other corner as she whips him, but as he gets to the turnbuckle, he climbs up and goes for a whisper in the wind only to be by the Spirit Crusher when he reaches the canvas. Celeste drags Baller into the middle of the ring and locks the Paranoia onto Baller, who starts yelling in pain, but he’s too far from the ropes to even think of grabbing them. After so much pain he starts waving his free hand in surrender and the referee signals the bell

Harrys: Here is your winner, Celeste Crimson!

Despite the victory, Celeste keeps holding on to the Paranoia, the bell rings to signal her to stop.

Copeland: Would she release the hold please? She’s got her revenge!

Cohen: Celeste is making sure her vengeance is complete, with pain!

After holding on for a long while, the referees try and make her break the hold, but she eventually lets go as Baller lays out unconscious and Celeste raises her hand in victory and then proceeds to leave the ring.

Cohen: Welcome to the WZCW, Baller! Hope you learned your lesson well!

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Becky: Standing with me at this time is Steamboat Ricky. Now Ricky tonight you're in a 6 man tag with Second Coming against the FHD and Everest...

Ricky: Aarrrrggggh, that be true me deary. Where I be chasing for gold last fall of the Meltdown, I was cast into high rocks when the Lars stop meeee from getting me gold back. But I be stepping into theee ring with some fineeee tag team maties. They may not beee the gold plunderers right now, but they may find hope like meee. Everest and the FHDDDDD may be holding our treasure now, but I'll keep searching until the plunder is on me waist again and I can relax to some rum, where all will join yeeee.

Suddenly Titus walks up behind and Ricky turns to him with some delight

Titus: Hey, how you doing?

The camera cuts inside Everest's locker room who's been watching the interview on a tv screen, he's current on his mobile.

Everest: Well as long as it's for one night only, I can't be having too many distractions as All or Nothing draws near. As long as tonight I can keep Ricky away from the title picture and hopefully Titus gets lost in the arena so that takes two of the guys out, meaning I can have less trouble and not lose my title because of somebody else.

Pauses to hear the other end

I don't care what Lars was thinking but the title is mine and it's going nowhere. Listen, I gotta go and get ready for my match. This FHC thing might be ridiculous but they're champions like me, we'll show them how it's done!

He hangs up the phone.

 

[Harthan]

After the first match

Copeland: Well that was a great way to open up the show. Now I'm hearing of some security problems backstage...

Cohen: Damn Canadians and their security, have we got international insurance?

Copeland: I understand Leon Kenworth is on the case, Leon?

Cuts to backstage, Leons Kensworth is standing with a microphone and a few women are running around backstage, some of them excited and some of them just standing and observing the scene

Leon: Gentleman, much like you I'm not sure what is going on, but it appears to be an invasion of females in the backstage area

One girl runs in front of the camera

Girl: Hi, I'm Annabel Thomas and I'm here on WZCW, woohooo!

She runs off

Leon: Right, erm, ok. Ah, here's someone who might have some answers. Ladies and Gentleman, the General Manager of Meltdown, Chuck Myles! Now Mr. Myles, what is going on here?

Myles: Well that's what I'm going down to the ring to discuss now. Some big news for the WZCW! Just keep watching

Leon: Ok, thank you sir. Well Jack and Seabass, you heard it here, Chuck Myles is heading down now, back to you!

Cuts back to the arena

The Meltdown Theme plays out as Chuck Myles heads down the rampway with a smile on his face.

Copeland: I wonder what the news is?

Cohen: Maybe you're getting fired and I get to go to some tropical island with all them babes! I liked that girl in the red!

Myles is now standing in the middle of the ring, microphone at hand, ready to spill the good news.

Myles: Ladies and Gentleman, please let me welcome you to Meltdown. Now at this time, I would like to divert your attention to the "crisis" backstage. This in fact is not a crisis but a new beginning for the WZCW! It has been noted that several complaints have been fed to us about the lack of women in the company, outside of Celeste Crimson, to have good strong role models for the young girls of the future!

Which is why at this time, by order of the board and in agreement with my partner Vance Bateman, that the WZCW is now officially going to be having it's own Women's Division, being held on Meltdown and Ascension!

The crowd cheer to a loud pop

Copeland: Wow! A Women's Division!

Cohen: Finally, I won't feel so lonely on here!

Myles: Ladies and Gentleman, allow me to introduce to you the WZCW Vixens!

A logo pops up on the titantron, some random music plays as a whole bunch of women come out, from giant size to stoners to punk lookers, a variety of Vixens stand on the stage.

Myles: And we'll be seeing our first ever Vixens match next week, exclusive to Meltdown! Who says Chuck Myles doesn't give to the people? Now lets get on with the show. You ladies can join me in my office to sign your contracts!

Cohen: Can I assist you with that?

Copeland: Calm down Jack, you got Meltdown to call!

Chuck leaves the ring as Meltdown continues after the break

 

[Harthan]

Harrys: The following contest is scheduled for one fall

‘In Too Deep’ by Sum 41 plays throughout the arena. Frankie Smith comes out through the curtain walks down the entrance ramp, shaking his arms and looking at the crowd. He slides under the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle. He looks at the crowd once more and then points the gun symbol towards them.

Harrys: Introducing first, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing in at 238 pounds, Frankie Smith!

Copeland: Frankie Smith continues this ongoing rivalry with Zander Young this week and it’s not going to be ending tonight

Cohen: Indeed Seabass, at All or Nothing, these two will face in a No Disqualification match, which I personally am looking forward to see it’s going to be a great match, and a great night to remember!

Copeland: Folks lets take you back abit, these two have fought against each other when they first debuted and they even teamed up when…

Cohen: Seabass, cut the chase and show them what happened last week!

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Zander locks the Spiral Staircase on Frankie, who is writhing in pain. Frankie, tries to reach the ropes but he’s too far away, screaming in agony, he has no other choice but to tap. The crowd cheer. Frankie gets out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, he gets back in and lays Zander out and then stands over Zander’s fallen body staring down at him, shaking his head.

Cohen: That was quite a sight from Frankie, the way he made Zander’s head meet with steel, it was brilliant!

Copeland: But I still don’t understand what is it about? Is it about a local blood feud? Is it because Frankie wants to beat Zander? Is it because of Zander being popular?

Cohen: Or maybe, he just likes a fight and Zander is the best target for a beating?

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The lights go out with the lights flashing, Zander Young comes out to a round of applause, he’s carrying a briefcase with him.

Harrys: His opponent, from Glasglow, Scotland, weighing in at 235 pounds, Zander Young!

He stops at the top of the stage, raises the suitcase in the air and points towards Frankie who’s waiting for him in the ring. He walks to the ring slowly, high fiving the crowd and walks to the ring steps, climbs slowly and gets into the ring. He places the suitcase in the corner.

Copeland: What do you think is in that briefcase? Jack

Cohen: I heard it’s got his entire collection of soccer stickers inside. Or possibly it’s a collection of toenails from all the “girlfriends” he’s had!

Copeland: And you would know?

The referee signals for the bell as this bout gets under way. After a small hesitation from Zander, Frankie moves in closer and challenges Zander to a lockdown, Zander obliges and as Zander prepares to lock horns, Frankie hits a belly-to-belly out of nowhere, to the shock of Zander and a series of boos from the fans. Zander smiles for a moment and then “come on”, Frankie runs at him but gets hit a drop toe hold and Zander tries to lock in the Spiral Staircase but Frankie rushes to the ropes to break Zander’s attempt. Frankie escapes outside to the ring and the fans boo some more, only Zander’s decide that’s enough, climbs onto the outside of the apron and hits a clothesline onto his opponent. Zander then notices the announce table as the ref starts the count. 1. Zander starts to take the announce table cover off

Cohen: Hey come on now, we’re working here!

Copeland: Save this for All or Nothing, Zander!

2. As Zander throws the top of the announce table to one side, 3, Frankie gets back up and hits a clothesline out of nowhere. 4. Frankie gets back in the ring, 5, and starts to taunt, 6, Zander recomposes himself and gets back up, 7. Whilst Frankie looks disappointed, he tells Zander to get back in the ring, 8, to which he obliges. Frankie then slaps Zander and locks him in a full nelson holds and hits a backbreaker, he gets up whilst holding onto Zander, hits another, when he gets up for a third, Zander frees an arm and starts to elbow Frankie releasing the hold and gets behind him and hits him with a german suplex, followed slowly by a second and then eventually a third. Zander slowly gets up and sees a chance, so he climbs the turnbuckle to signal for the Flying Scotman, Frankie slowly gets up and then shoves the referee into the ropes, crotching Zander on the top rope. Frankie gets underneath Zander but faces towards the ring and sets up for the powerbomb, and connects with it. 1….....2......… kickout by Zander.

Cohen: Damn, thought he had Zander for sure!

Frankie waits for Zander to get up and starts to taunt to another round of boos. He then notices the briefcase in the corner, he goes over and picks it up. He doesn’t know the combination, so turns around and holds the case over his head as he goes to hit Zander with it, only for the referee to grab it off of him. Frankie turns around to argue with the referee and which gives Zander enough time to get up and when Frankie turns around, Zander hits him with an enziguri, cover 1…....2.......kickout. Zander looks shocked that Frankie got out of the pin. Zander gets up and stalks behind Frankie who is slowly getting up and Zander hits the Aha Shake Heartbreak, cover again 1..…..2....…3

Harrys: Here is your winner, Zander Young!

Zander saves any celebration, grabs his briefcase and heads up the rampway, raising his hand in the air

Cohen: Smart choice by Zander, doesn’t want to get punked by Frankie after that cheap victory, no thanks to the ref.

Copeland: Come on Jack, Zander got a fair win. I’m scared to see what’s going to happen between these two at All or Nothing with nothing to hold them back, much as I want to know what’s in that briefcase!

Cohen: Zander better be counting his chickens because Frankie will be giving him a night to forget when the pay per view comes round. Does Scotland even have chickens?

 

[Harthan]

Harrys: The following match is scheduled for one fall.

Because of me hits the PA system as Matt Royale appears to a flurry of boos from the crowd. The brash and cocky Royal does not care however and continues his descent down to the ring.

Copeland: Here comes a rookie who may learn the hard way tonight, Jack.

Cohen: Or maybe he might shut Karnage up once and for all.

Harrys: Introducing first, from St Louis, MO. Weighing in at 235 pounds, Matt Royale!

Upon arriving in the ring, Royal mounts the turnbuckle and removes his sunglasses, shaking his head in the process.

The arena goes silent for a second as the fans wait for his opponent.

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Karnage appears to the cheers of the fans. Standing atop the ramp, Karnage looks around and smiles.

Harrys: And his opponent, weighing in at 287 pounds, Criminal Karnage!

Cohen: Look at this man, he’s crazy! He is a liabilty

Karnage begins his walk down to the ring and slaps a few hands as he passes the crowd that flanks him on both sides. As he reaches the ring, he mounts the turnbuckle and looks at the crowd. He drops down to the mat and the referee signals for the bell and the start of the match.

Both men look intense and walk towards each other. Facing off in the middle of the ring, the crowd voice their opinions with chants in the wrestler’s direction. Both men stand face to face and suddenly, Royale slaps Karnage. The fans boo loudly as Karnage turns his head back towards Royale. Royale does it again and Karnage turns his head back once more. Royale attempts a third slap on Karnage but Karnage ducks out of the way and hits Royale with a clothesline that sends him crashing to the mat. Royale spring right back up though and Karnage hits him with another clothesline, which sends him back to the mat. Springing up a third time, Karnage hits Royale with a DDT.

Copeland: Has Matt Royale got a death wish? He may be a bout to learn why.

Cohen: Royale is right! He doesn’t fear the man.

With Royale strewn out on the mat, Karnage raises one hand as the crowd cheer for him. Royale is still on the mat but is recovering. As Karnage makes his way over to Royale, Royale perks up and rolls up Karnage with a small package. 1…2… Karnage kicks out. Both men rise to their feet and Royale hits Karnage with a swinging neck-breaker. With Karnage strewn out, Royale begins a savage beating on the bigger man. Vicious kick after kick lands to the body of Karnage as Royale continues his assault. Royale begins to climb the turnbuckle and leaps off and lands a flying elbow from the second rope. Karnage writhes in agony as he clutches his chest. Royale gets to his feet and begins to smile as the crowd boos him loudly. Royale seizes the moment and covers Karnage. 1…2… kick out once more. Royale slams his hand on the mat in frustration but continues his assault.

Copeland: Karnage is in some trouble here, it would seem. Royale is using his speed well.

Cohen: Of course he is, Seabass. Matt Royale is wrestling royalty.

Royale gets to his feet and stalks Karnage as he gets to his feet. As Karnage regains his vertical basis, Royale hits a belly to back Suplex and Karnage is flattened once more. Royale seems to be enjoying his domination and begins to taunt his opponent as he shakes his head towards the crowd. Royale begins to climb the turnbuckle once more and attempts a moonsault from the top rope. Karnage is wise to it though and raises his knees, which meet with the sternum of Royale. Royale is squirming on the mat in pain as Karnage gets to his feet. Slapping his head, Karnage attempts to get the blood flowing once more. He begins to stalk Royale as Royale gets to his feet. The crowd begin to cheer as the anticipation of the finale of the match appears to grow. Royale gets to his feet and Karnage sets up the Solitary Confinement.

With Royale upon his shoulder, Karnage stumbles and the look on his face changes to a grimace, as if he is some pain. Karnage drops Royale and clutches his head with both hands. Karnage screams as he retreats to the corner. Royale looks dumbfounded and stares at Karnage with wide eyes. Smelling blood, Royale realises that this is his opportunity and goes in for the kill. Royale quickly approaches the stricken Karnage and hits him with a spinebuster. Royale scrambles on top of the bigger man and looks certain of the win. The referee begins to count the fall, 1…2… another kick out. Royale looks shocked and his eyes are wide.

Royale gets to his feet and his face changes to look determined. Karnage gets to his feet and looks at Royale and begins to scream loudly. Royale runs at Karnage and attempts a flying shoulder. Karnage move out of the way however and as Royale turns back to his opponent, Karnage hits him with the Early Release. He is not done though and picks up the ailing Royale and hits him with the Solitary Confinement. He covers Royale. 1…2…3.

Karnage’s music hits as he gets to his feet. The crowd cheer but Karnage retreats up the ramp quickly clutching his head and looking very worried.

Harrys: Here is your winner, Criminal Karnage

Copeland: Wow! What the Hell happened there? Karnage picks up the win but a great showing from Royale here tonight.

Cohen: Royale should have won this match, it was like something came over Karnage, I told you he was a liability, Royale looks hurt, get some EMT’s down here!

 

[Harthan]

We're in Chuck Myles' office who's been impressed what Meltdown has to offer. Suddenly a worn out Zander Young runs in

Chuck: Ah, Zander! Congratulations on another victory this week on Meltdown, I'm sure your No DQ match is going to be off the charts!

Zander: Thanks Mr. Myles. I was wondering if...

Suddenly Frankie Smith storms in

Chuck: Frankie? Can I help you?

Frankie stares at Chuck, then at Zander whilst pointing at him

Frankie: He...he cheated against me! I want that No DQ match next week!

Chuck: Sorry Frankie, but you'll have to wait until All or Nothing, why waste a good pay per view match a week too soon? That being said with you two here. I think it's in the best interest that next week, we keep you two apart so not to spoil that match. One of you is going to be unfortunate enough to be on Ascension for the first time! Who? Well I'll leave that to you both, but if you two lay a finger on each other before the pay per view, there will be serious consequences. Understand?

Frankie and Zander look at each other with disbelief, but they both agree

Zander/Frankie: Yes, sir

Chuck: Good now, please leave my office and I'll see one of you next week

Zander and Frankie walk towards the door

Frankie: You're going to Ascension

Zander: I'm not, you are

Frankie: You are!

Zander: You are!

Chuck sits back at his desk with a big smile on his face

 

[Harthan]

Karnage is backstage sitting on a set box, he's holding his head in pain, Blade goes over to join him

Blade: Hey bud, you ok? Looks like you had a number done on your head there.

Karnage: I'll be ok, just abit of pain knocking on my head.

Blade: Ok, well done in the match though. Are you going to be ok to join me at ringside at Ascension? I don't want Baller trying to "help" me get the wins now

Karnage: I can't make any promises, but I'll try and be there.

Blade: Alright bud, no pressure! You get your head sorted and I'll hopefully see you tomorrow

Blade walks off, the camera zooms onto Karnage who stares for a moment

Karnage: See ya!

 

[Harthan]

Tomorrow night

The referee grabs the wrist of Titus and Lars Reidar and after a moment, raises the hand of Titus.

Cohen: What!?

Copeland: Oh my God, what a finish! Titus retains in a hellacious match.

He thought his task was done

Copeland: Titus is using his speed well and needs to utilize it more if he is to come out of this one on top.

But his effort has now been tripled

Kyle Christensen runs to the ropes and hits a flying elbow into Phoenix’s face

USA picks Ace up and delivers the Rocket’s Red Glare

Now Elite X Champion Titus will defend his title against the challenge of Kyle Christensen and USA in the main event of Ascension

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The Elite X Champion Titus emerges out in casual clothing, belt in hand. He nods appreciate towards the fans in attendance on his way down.

Harrys: Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome the Elite X Champion Titus!

Cohen: What’s he doing here? He’s suppose to be exclusive to Ascension!

Copeland: Looks like he’s joining us at commentary. I know he can only do matches on Ascension, but nothing was ever said about being on the show?

Cohen: I’m going to call Bateman in a minute, his champion is missing!

Titus reaches the announce table, places his Elite X belt on top whilst he sits down and puts on a headpiece

Titus: How you doing gentleman? Thought Meltdown missed me, so I thought I’d popped by

Copeland: You sure you want to be here? You go an important title defence tomorrow night!

Titus: Just want to take time out to keep observe Ricky and Everest up close. These two are the main obstacles between me and the World Heavyweight Title

Cohen: Bit over confident given you’ve missed out Bratchny and the guy who was screwed out that Elite X belt?! Plus Myles’ secret addition

Titus: I said main obstacles, the others are just the same, but they have never been World Champion

‘East Jesus Nowhere’ bursts out as the main event has drawn upon us. Phoenix and Garth Black enter onto the stage and start to walk straight down the ramp

Harrys: The following six man tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 381 pounds, Phoenix and Garth Black, The Second Coming!

Black and Phoenix do their signature pose on the turnbuckle as their music fades into ‘Over The Seas’ to a huge pop from the crowd, he heads down the ramp, high fiving the fans alone the way

Harrys: And their partner, from Tortuga, weighing in at 260 pounds, Steamboat Ricky!

Copeland: This man could have been the World Heavyweight Champion had it not been for Lars’ interference. Titus, you’ve been in the ring with him, what would his motivation be?

Titus: As much as I’d like to answer that Copeland, unfortunately Lars is an unpredictable man, just to imagine what’s in his mind would be a dangerous thought.

Ricky has entered the ring and is running circles around Second Coming who have no idea what to make of Ricky’s signature opening.

‘The Leaving Song Part 2’ kicks in and the FHD come onto the stage. They stop at the beginning of the ramp, look to each other and step apart to create a gap. ‘Supernova Goes Pop’ plays as soon as it happens and Everest walks in and stands inbetween the tag champions. He signals them to follow him down the ramp

Harrys: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 704 pounds, the team of the WZCW Tag Team Champions, the FHD, and the World Heavyweight Champion, Everest, for one night only, the Full House of Champions!

Cohen: Quite an impressive announcement by Harrys, you can feel the power and awe of the champions right here!

The FHC enter the ring, with Ace and Big Dave climbing onto the turnbuckles and raising their belts to the fans, with Everest standing in the middle, raising his belt out to the fans at the same time. They climb down as their opponents re-enter the ring and the six men stand toe to toe, staring each other down. The FHC once again raise their belts in unison and then proceed to give their belts to the referee. Both teams back into their respective corners, as each decide who’s going to start the match, which is volunteered by Ricky and Everest to a loud pop.

Copeland: Beginning with a familiar sight here, Ricky and Everest

Cohen: Titus, better keep watch, this is why Everest gets such awe in this company!

Ricky and Everest edge closer to each other, ready to lock up with each other, they finally do and Everest locks onto Ricky’s head who then pushes him into an Irish Whip and then runs at him with a shoulder block, taking down the champion. He picks up Everest and does another whip which is reversed and hits Ricky with a spinning heel kick. The two men are taking it slow on each other, eventually they lock down and Everest pushes Ricky into the corner, with the FHD and Second Coming taunting from either side. Everest then takes Ricky by the head, brings him to the middle and hits a Russian leg sweep, taking Ricky to the mat. Everest tries to continue the early control and picks up Ricky, who then starts to hit Everest in the abs and Everest releases his grip. Ricky then Irish Whips Everest again, who connects with a hurricanrana on the return.

The two men pause and Everest walks to his team’s corner and tags in Ace as Ricky tags Black. The two men start to do face circling around the ring, challenging each other to make the first attack, to which Ace does and is met with a missile dropkick. Black picks up Ace and then gives him a judo throw, which sends Ace to the other side of the ring. Ace gets back up and is looking intense at Black who’s had the early advantage. Ace then runs at Black who tries a second dropkick, but Ace slides underneath, as Black gets back on his feet, he is met with a spinning back fist Ace.

Cohen: Smart move here, this is why he’s the champion.

With Black on the mat, Ace jumps onto the second rope and hits a fist drop which connects. Ace looks over at his corner signalling “Do you want him?” which Big Dave nods. Ace goes over and tags him in, they Irish whip Black and give a double back flip to elevate Black up and send him back to the mat.

Copeland: Nice double team by the FHD there. Firmly establishing control as the biggest man in this match takes over

Cohen: Better be thankful that’s not you in there Titus

Titus: The FHD mean nothing to me right now. No doubt their ladder match is going to be fantastic, but my focus is on the World Title holders.

Dave then hits a leg drop onto Black’s head and then picks him up and goes for a suplex, keeping Black from getting any offence. Dave then grabs Garth’s head who is half out of it, and signals to Phoenix to come and get some of the action and then shoves Black into his corner with full force hitting his shoulder on the turnbuckle. Phoenix tags Black and then climbs the turnbuckle, he jumps looking for the hurricanrana and Dave reverses into a powerbomb, cover by Dave 1…...….2…..... kickout by Phoenix. Dave goes for further assault but Phoenix gets a few shots in to break the hold and then uses Dave’s knee to step up and hit the enizguri. Phoenix sees an opportunity and hits springboard moonsault leg drop onto Dave’s head and then decides to lock the Camel Clutch onto Dave.

Copeland: This could be over now, he’s got that clutch locked in

Cohen: He’s not going to tap, he never will

Copeland: But has before…

Cohen: You heard him say it. That was for a tactical advantage.

As the ref continues to ask Dave if he quits or not, suddenly Ace runs in breaks the hold. As Ricky and Black try to come in, the ref holds them back. Phoenix recomposes for a moment, and pays attention to Ace who tries to hit him with a kick but Phoenix catches it. He spins Ace around but is then met with a clothesline from Big Dave who catches Phoenix off guard. Ace gets out of the ring as Dave resumes control over Phoenix as he slams him into the turnbuckle. Dave then gives a powerful irish whip to the opposite corner but Phoenix climbs up the turnbuckle and hits a corkscrew moonsault, sending Dave to the mat. Phoenix uses this moment to tag in Ricky who runs in and hits a knee strike on the tag champion, he then picks Dave up and locks onto the head and hits a bulldog. Whilst Dave is down, Ricky climbs onto the turnbuckle and shouts “Man over board!” as he hits an elbow drop onto Dave.

Titus: Watch out Ricky!

Out of nowhere Ace hits a spear on Ricky, to which Second Coming have had enough and invade the ring, they start to go after Ace who tries escaping the ring, but Garth grabs him by the hair. They slam Ace into corner and hits a Poetry in Motion. Whilst all of this chaos is ensuing, Dave is slowly crawling to Everest who hasn’t left his corner. Second Coming resume the attack on Ace outside and as Ricky is just getting back to his feet when Dave tags the world champion back in, who rushes in and catches a running Ricky with a spinderbuster. Dave gets up and runs off the apron to take down Second Coming and Ace at one, he then picks Ace up and they then beat down their title challengers.

Copeland: It’s all breaking down here Jack!

Cohen: And I love it.

Copeland: Watch it, watch it

Big Dave throws Garth Black onto Titus, taking both men out. Meanwhile back in the ring, Everest is signalling for Ricky to get up as he prepares for The Rock Slide, Ricky gets up and Everest puts his arm over Ricky’s shoulder but he reverses it by elbowing Everest in the head. Ricky then kicks Everest in the gut looking for the Blunderbuss, which Everest reverses and pushes Ricky to the ropes. When Ricky starts to bounce off the ropes, suddenly Ricky is hit in the face by Ace who is still on the outside of the ring and Everest catches Ricky into The Rock Slide and covers Ricky, 1…...…2……...3.

Harrys: Here is your winner, the Full House of Champions

But there is no victory parade as Ace and Dave continue to beat down on Second Coming. Everest has his belt given back and he kneels down by Ricky’s head and shoves the World Title in Ricky’s face shouting “This is mine! You're not taking this from me!” The FHD return to the ring with their tag belts having finally stopped the beatdown on their pay per view opponents. The three champions then go on to leave the ring and look behind at the three fallen men, the FHD then look at Everest who gives a nod at them and they run back to the ring and start to beat down on Ricky. Dave picks him up and then Ace then hits Ricky with his belt which busts Ricky open.

Copeland: Would somebody stop this?

Cohen: Time to be a hero Seabass!

Titus has got back up and runs into the ring and takes out Dave with his Elite X belt, causing Dave to roll out of the ring to an awaiting Second Coming who handicap him in return to the beatdown they just received from his and Ace. As Ace goes to stop Titus from making the save, Ricky hits the knee on Ace which sends him out. Titus and Ricky are joined by Second Coming, who keep the order in the ring as the FHD slowly head up the ramp with an angry look in their eyes staring back at the ring. Phoenix and Black climb the turnbuckles as Ricky and Titus stand side by side looking back, as Titus raises his belt in the air.

Copeland: Thank god for Titus, but what does this mean next week before All or Nothing? Catch Titus defending his Elite X belt tomorrow night at Ascension. But for now, I’ll see you all next week.

Cohen: And you’ll see me tomorrow! Good night everybody!

 

[Harthan]

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Drake comes out onto the stage, this time without his bottle of beer. He slightly staggers down the rampway and slaps the hands of the fans along the way. He enters the ring and does a simulated toast to the crowd.

Harrys: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 215 pounds, Drake Callahan!

Copeland: Drake Callahan is set for one on one action in a non-title bout with Ty Burna. A rematch from Civil Revolution and a preview of All or Nothing. And I notice he’s coming down abit light on the drink here

Cohen: Must be that Max Power guy, he sort of reminds me of me. Only that I wouldn’t stoop to Drake’s level to help him!

Copeland: Such a humanitarian

Cohen: Thank you

‘Mr. Ouija 2’ plays throughout a blackened arena as the static like flash of white light goes off and on. The EurAsian Champion emerges onto the stage and slowly makes his way to the ring, cloaked in his hood as always. He holds his old Ouija scroll and EurAsian belt outstretched in both hands until he reaches the ring.

Harrys: His opponent, weighing 235 pounds, he is the WZCW EurAsian Champion, Ty Burna!

He climbs in and kneels in the middle of the ring, setting the scroll and belt down before removing the hood from his face. He stands slowly, picking up his items and settles them in the corner of the ring before removing his vest and sleeveless hoody and tossing them outside the ring.

Copeland: As creepy as that entrance is for me, he is still our EurAsian Champion

Cohen: Our unbeaten EurAsian Champion!

Ty stands tall in one corner as Drake is resting back in the other, waiting for the referee to signal for the bell, he does so and they immediately lock up in the middle. Drake tries locking onto the arm as Ty tries reversing the hold back onto his opponent. They end up leaning against the ropes to the referee tries to get them break the hold and they do, but Drake tries to lock in a russian leg sweep which is countered into a reverse STO by Ty. As Drake gets back up Ty runs at the ropes and hits the high knee, taking down Callahan again, Ty allows Drake to get back up and hits a combination of punches and kicks taking Drake back to the ropes, and the referee tells Ty to back off his assault.

Cohen: Careful ref, you don’t want to be sacrificed now

Ty tries to grab Drake who dodges, hits an elbow into the abs, runs at the ropes and hitting a big boot to take down Ty for the first time in the match. He tries to grabs Ty’s legs but he’s quickly back up and Drake hits a sudden DDT onto Ty followed by a beautifully connected standing shooting star press. He goes for the cover 1……2….. kickout. He circles Ty who gets back up, Ty tries catching Drake off guard with a run but is caught with a sidewalk slam. Drake goes to climb the turnbuckle, he marks towards where Ty lays and goes for the elbow drop but is met by canvas as Ty rolls out of the way. Drake clutches his elbow as Ty gets back up ad stalks behind his opponent as he gets back up and hits a kick to the back of the neck. Drake holds his neck and staggers and Ty uses the chance to his a russian legsweep.

Cohen: This match is Ty’s for the taking!

Copeland: I wouldn’t count Drake out just yet Jack!

Ty pulls Drake back up and then throws him onto the ropes as he starts stalking behind his groggy opponent once again. He goes the Dragon Sleeper and locks it in, but Drake drops down, taking Ty to the matt in a brilliant counter. Drake is the first one back up, and he takes Ty’s head and signals for the Hangover, he tries to lift up Ty who’s giving a deadweight, he then reverses the hold and puts Drake into a torture rack, beginning The Ouija Flame. Drake breaks out of the hold and hits a reverse DDT, taking both men down.

They both slowly get back up after a 6 count from the ref, Drake runs at Ty and is caught with the spinerbuster. Ty singles that the end is here. But as Drake gets up, Showtime Cougar runs into the ring with a steel chair, he takes out Ty first and then Drake, the ref calls for the bell!

Cohen: Damn that Cougar, I was looking forward to Drake being taken out by Ty!

Copeland: The Mayhem Champion and the current Number One Contender taking out both men to send a message for the pay per view and also to Milenko for tomorrow night.

Harrys: Ladies and Gentleman, the referee has ended the match as a no contest!

The crowd boos but then cheers as Max Power comes sliding in, Cougar spots this but Max takes him down with a clothesline and Cougar rolls out of the ring. Suddenly Serafina gets in and low blows Max from behind, she goes to see how Ty is doing, but Drake has recovered and tries a low blow on her to which the crowd laughs. Serafina turns around to face Drake and shouts “What the hell are you doing?” whilst he’s on his knees in front of her. She tries to kick him in the head but he ducks and he then throws her out of the ring. Max gets back up and shoves Ty out with his feet, he stands with Drake in the middle of the ring as Serafina and Ty retreat up the ramp with his scroll and belt, staring back at the two men in the middle of the ring. Max pats Drake on the back as we go to a commercial break.

 

[Harthan]

Credit to Phoenix and Thunderball for writing matches and segments.

Enjoy.