Copeland: We are back here at Meltdown 71 ladies and gentlemen, and right now, it’s time for our main event! Let’s head up to Truman Harrys for the introductions.
Sure enough, the camera pans over to Harrys, stood in the centre of the ring, ready to set our main event.
Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match and it is set for one fall!
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The crowd unleashes a pent up, mixed reaction as the sound of Kylie floods the arena.
Harrys: Introducing first, from Bedlam, weighing 237 pounds; BARBOSA!
There is a delay and the reaction quietens off for a brief moment, before the deranged Barbosa enters the arena, re-affirming the mixed reaction. He stands at the top of the ramp, looking around the arena, an evil purpose glimmering in his eyes, yet no emotion on his face. He marches down the ramp, reaching the bottom of the steel steps, when someone pats him on the back. Barbosa’s concentration is broken, as he slowly turns to this unfortunate soul. The fan’s face turns from joy to terror as Barbosa stands face-to-face with him. The fan takes a deep breath as Barbosa tilts his head to the side slightly, almost robotically. He beams a toothy grin. Smiling, he takes his leave, sliding into the ring. The fan is relieved to say the least as the music and the reaction changes.
Harrys: And his partner this evening, from the Halfway House, weighing 180 pounds, he is the EurAsian Champion; BLACK DRAGON!
Dragon enters to his usual, dramatic entrance, making his way down to the ring with a tremendous amount of support behind him. He is the only clear cut fan favourite here, and even then, he’s not entirely sure why in his own right. He enters the ring, and looks to pose on the turnbuckles, but does not once take his eyes off of the ever dangerous Barbosa. He removes his championship, handing it to the referee, remaining focused on Barbosa. The two “allies” look into each other’s eyes, but the focus is shattered by the lights returning to normality and the sound of Saliva kicking in.
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Another mixed reception as “Showtime” enters the arena. He is enveloped in a spotlight, which follows his every movement. He has a sly grin on his face as he notices his two opponents for the evening. He is relishing his spotlight when suddenly, the arena blackens again, and the note changes to one of deep booing. The hatred fills the entire building as fog spews forth and flames rise high, a hooded figure emerging between them and a 300 Violin Orchestra backing him.
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As the figure makes his way to the ring, Harrys pipes in to announce him...or so it seems:
Harrys: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 448 pounds, the team of “Showtime” David Cougar and Ty Burna; THE SHOWTYME EXPRESS!!!
Ty’s snake like mouth slithers its way into a smile as he looks at his partner for the evening while Cougar looks confused at Burna, wondering just what it is he’s trying to do. Before that thought can be answered though, Barbosa is there to meet with his opponents, attacking Ty before he has the chance to de-robe. The fans go mad as the bi-polar superstar goes after the 2012 Lethal Lottery match winner. Ty is blasted with several shots before a quick knee to the gut winds him. He drops to his knees, and Barbosa sets up for the Doppelgänger. Cougar however, intervenes, attempting to stop the carnage and set up the match, dropping Barbosa with Backstage. Ty briefly retreats up the ramp in a bid to regain his breath and also to discard his robe. “Showtime” looks at Burna who points to the ring with a look of rage, indicating he wants him to start the match. Cougar says a few words to Ty, clearly not too pleasant either as Burna growls back at the Canadian. Cougar responds with something equally as venomous (at least we assume), but does head back into the ring to star the match with Dragon. The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
Copeland: So we’re starting with Black Dragon vs. “Showtime” David Cougar in this one that has already been a little nasty.
Cohen: Indeed, “Showtime” didn’t take to be yelled at very kindly and neither did Barbosa, and we all know what happened there.
Copeland: Indeed, and it would seem Ty has paid the price for it there.
We kick things off in the ring with Cougar and Dragon going face-to-face, eye-to-eye. Cougar talks a little trash, but Black Dragon’s silence remains. He does not open his mouth or even show signs of movement/emotion. He is robotic in a way, the perfect partner for the catatonic Barbosa. This lack of, well, anything, angers Cougar who slaps Dragon fiercely. He laughs, arrogantly in the face of Dragon. This laughter is cut off by a stiff forearm to the face to a great pop. ”Showtime” is staggered, taking a few steps back before being met with a stiff kick to the gut and a snap suplex. Dragon floats over quickly into a pin. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Cougar is clearly a bit taken aback and tries to get to his feet swiftly, but as he rises to one knee, he is met with an enziguri kick. 1...2...KICK-OUT! The crowd loves this as the ever popular Dragon maintains his control. He continues to dominate with a snapmare soccer kick. “Showtime” has regained some of his bearings and retreats quickly into the corner where his partner, Ty Burna, should be stood. He looks up, as if expecting to see the owner of Meltdown, but is met with a vacant apron as Burna continues to ever so slowly make his way down to ringside, having finally removed his robe. Cougar protests this lack of urgency, but his pleas are not met as Dragon slaps him down with a roundhouse kick. Again, a cover. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Again a two count.
Dragon also glances over to his cover following this flurry of offence. He sees an equally empty position as Barbosa remains on the floor, healing still from his earlier scuffle with the “ShowTyme Express”. This brief distraction allows “Showtime” to shove Dragon out of the way. The EurAsian Champion is quick to try and return to his opponent. Cougar though, rather than retreat as expected, meets Dragon with a spinning elbow. It does not keep the masked man down for long however and so Cougar looks to follow up with a knife edge chop. This knock s Dragon off his feet, but only for a few seconds, before they repeat this sequence, not once, but twice. On the final chop, Cougar follows up with a bounce off the ropes and a leg drop, keeping Dragon down. 1...2...KICK-OUT! “Showtime” is disappointed, but the veteran is cautious too, aware that his opponent is indeed the EurAsian Champion and as such, sets him for the Ratings Crash! However, a set of elbows from Black Dragon stops Cougar from executing the manoeuvre. Releasing Dragon, “Showtime” notices his enemy is in place for a clothesline. Dragon has the same instinct though and both men collide with a double clothesline!
Copeland: “Showtime” had the ring presence to execute that clothesline...but so did Black Dragon.
Cohen: Dragon is copying “Showtime” in the ring, just as he’s copied Ty out of it.
Copeland: What on earth are you talking about?
Cohen: Oh please, the lights going out and the dramatic music/lighting. Ty should sue for gimmick infringement.
As both Dragon and Cougar look to get to their feet, both also head towards their respective corners, seeking a tag. “Showtime” is closer and is to his corner first, reaching forth to tag in his partner. Ty is there to receive the tag and enters. At first the crowd begs for Dragon to tag in Barbosa, and then they realise, he isn’t there. Barbosa remains on the floor, checking on the back of his head. He may have sustained a concussion after all. Dragon is to his feet and slowly turns around from the empty corner, to see the beast that is Ty Burna staring right at him with a smile that would turn the stomach of any man. As Ty cackles malignantly, Dragon spits on the mat, showing his disgust. Burna isn’t happy with that, and invites the EurAsian Champion into the centre of the ring. As Dragon makes the move to get into the centre, expecting an honourable lock-up, Ty runs right at him with a nasty looking high knee. He goes into a cover. 1...NO? It is in fact a choke-hold as opposed to a cover. The referee counts the former World Heavyweight Champion before reaching four, where Ty breaks. Ty gets to his feet, bounces off the ropes and drops a knee over the face of Dragon, going into quick cover. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Laying off on Dragon for a moment, Ty taunts the fans, extending his arms high and wide, the diabolical grin returning once more. He returns his focus to Dragon with a kick right to the back of the head, turning the masked man onto his front in the process.
Ty stands over the fallen Dragon, but does so only momentarily as he lifts him up. This is only to plant him back down though, and hard with a Russian leg-sweep. As Ty goes for a cover, a flash comes across the screen, nailing the “Master of Chaos” across the back; Barbosa! The animalistic former monarch goes into full throttle mode, laying into Burna with a number of rights and lefts. The referee counts down; hoping to get him to break, but it’s of no use. Barbosa’s entire body is over Ty, which may seem like an advantage, but Ty is quick to turn it into somewhat of an advantage as he locks in the Final Séance! Barbosa is flailing now, anxious to escape from the clutches of the dastardly Burna, but Ty has the triangle choke locked in heavily. After a few moments, Barbosa’s movements become a bit more hesitant and slower. Eventually they turn into sheer nothingness and he is motionless in the ring. Burna laughs, but this seems to awaken the beast and Barbosa fights once more! This time he feels confident enough to use his brute strength to lift a worried Ty off of his back, and toss him into the turnbuckle with the Mood Stabilizer! As Ty crumples into a heap in pain, yet another flash comes across the screen, this time in the form of “Showtime” who is here to not only assist Ty, but also cause some damage to Barbosa who he may see as a deadly threat, and rightfully so. He clotheslines the highly unhinged man over the top, his own momentum taking him too. They are both to their feet quickly, and they trade blows. One hits Cougar with such ferocity that he winds up on the announce table.
Copeland: Uh, oh! It would seem that the action may be about to get too close and personal for those of us at ringside to handle.
Cohen: Speak for yourself Seabass.
Barbosa leaps onto the table in a bid to continue his violent assault, but is met with a nasty boot to the gut, winding him momentarily. This buys “Showtime” some time to recover, but not enough to halt the derange Barbosa. Cougar has moved off the table and between the announcers as Barbosa lunges at him, causing the pair to spill into the crowd. Barbosa continues to smash into our Canadian colleague, but despite what many may assume Cougar though does not run away from the task of taking Barbosa head-on, he in fact relishes it. The pair brawl for all to see, slowly, but surely making their way deeper into the crowd. Back in the ring and both Dragon and Ty are getting to their feet. The crowd has refocused itself on the match, which is nothing more than a glorified singles contest now. Dragon shoots first, catching Ty with a fist to a “yay” response from the crowd. Ty retorts, landing a similar hit only to a “nay” sound. They go back and forth as the crowd likes to get involved in the contest before Ty manages to gain the upper hand with a number of strikes. He even throws a kick or two in there for good measure. He whips Dragon off the ropes, and seeks to spell the end with Concentrated Banishment. As Burna pumps his legs however, Dragon holds onto the ropes. Burna runs at Dragon who ducks a wild clothesline and uses the momentum he has built to bounce off of the ropes and execute a devastating lariat! Dragon goes for the cover. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Feeling the momentum is on his side, Dragon does not stop his partial rampage, bouncing off the ropes again, and this time as Ty rises to his feet. He delivers a neckbreaker; again he goes for a cover. 1...2...KICK-OUT! Dragon though is starting to sense the end is approaching and calls for the cataclysmic conclusion; Darkness Falls!
Copeland: It looks like we may see the upset win here for Black Dragon as he’s calling for Darkness Falls.
Cohen: No, surely that can’t be true...wait, what’s this?
What indeed. Just as Jack Cohen questioned, Barbosa emerges from the audience, no sign of David Cougar anywhere. The former World Heavyweight Champion is a fair deal more exhausted now than before and he even enters the ring. He is still though as he stands tall. Dragon has his eyes locked on his “partner’s” and looks to resume to process of Darkness Falls when Ty clatters into Dragon, who in turn falls into Barbosa. The crowd hits a collective “oooooh” knowing this does not spell a good ending for Dragon, who indeed is met with a deathly look from Barbosa. Dragon, who is physically worn attempts to resume the contest, but it appears to be too late as Barbosa grabs him, nails him in the gut and blasts him with a Mood Stabilizer! As Dragon comes out of the corner, he is met with a Concentrated Banishment from Ty! As Burna goes for the cover, his eyes remain solely focused on Barbosa. 1...2...3! Even after the third mat slap, Burna stays on Barbosa.
Harrys: Here are your winners; “Showtime” David Cougar & Ty Burna; THE SHOWTYME EXPRESS!!!
Ty backs off of the cover as Barbosa casts his long shadow over both Burna and Dragon. The does not last for long though as a returning David Cougar enters the fold, spearing Barbosa down. This allows “Showtime” to set up for the Showstopper on Barbosa. He hits it with deadly precision. Ty rises to his feet, chortling once more. He raises his arms in victory and soon afterwards offers his hand to “Showtime”, looking to solidify their alliance. Cougar looks to his left, then his right and grins. The audience assumes this means the alliance is to be confirmed, as does the “Harbinger of Chaos”, but in fact it is the opposite. A massive slap strikes the 2012 Lethal Lottery winner as Cougar rejects this offer of an alliance. The crowd cheers like mad as “Showtime” laughs at the expense of Ty.
Cohen: WHAT?!? Is “Showtime” stupid? There’s strength in numbers...and that’s Ty Burna!
Copeland: I think David Cougar knows full well who Ty Burna is Jack. And I think we’re now seeing the true “Showtime”!
Getting in close to his face, Ty stands nose-to-nose with “Showtime”, infuriated by his decision. Cougar grins wildly still, but it only lasts a few more moments as he screams in pain. Why? Because Black Dragon, who has been able to sneak out for a cigarette, has scorched Cougar’s spine. Shoving Cougar aside, Dragon moves in to take the former Elite X Champion’s spot, standing up to Ty Burna. Before any form of violence can occur, “Showtime” whacks Dragon across the side of the head, beginning a brawl between the two. After a few fists (and kicks) “Showtime” bounces of the ropes, looking to execute another Showstopper, but is cut off by the deadly Bicycle Kick known as Concentrated Banishment! Ty has gained a brief measure of revenge, and as such, he takes his leave for the time being.
Copeland: Concentrated Banishment to the side of David Cougar’s head. A devastating move from Ty!
Also stirring at this moment is the violent Barbosa. He gets to his feet, a little groggy and looks to pursue Ty at first before Black Dragon takes him down, yet another brawl looking to begin. Arms and legs flail everywhere as the two exhausted yet adrenaline rush filled superstars batter and clobber each other with the most basic pieces of offence available. It’s almost like a Stone Age battle. Ty looks on, a sinister grin sitting proudly on his face.
Copeland: Dragon and Barbosa are all trying to cave each other’s skulls in and the only one who’s getting any pleasure from this is Ty.
Cohen: He’s not the one who set the dominoes in motion; that was Barbosa with his outlandish assault in the Lethal Lottery.
Copeland: Regardless, we have a mass brawl going down right now, in the centre of the ring, but we can’t stay on to watch as we’re out of time. We’ll have to pick this up on Ascension!
Our final image’s of the evening are all too familiar as the in-ring brawlers continue their melee and Ty’s laugh breaks into full-scale cackling. We fade-out on the demonic image, forever traumatizing some.