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All that is Gold...
Theron staggers when Eve suddenly headbutts him! Theron seems to be slipping away but before he can fall he counters with a headbutt of his own as Eve tumbles to the mat! Theron comes about and leaps into the air! LIMIT BREAK!! It connects! And Theron makes the cover!
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Here is your winner and the NEEEEW WZCW Eurasian Champion...... Theron Daggershield!
Does not glitter...
Kagura grabs her forehead and gets into a sitting position. She scoots her self back up against some nearby ropes. She hooks one arm around the bottom rope as she presses the palm of her other hand against her forehead. She pulls it away and sees that she is actually bleeding from the bare knuckles shots that elegANT had to use to survive.
Not all those who wonder are lost...
KO drop the chair and as soon as he does, Howard pelts him over the head with his chair!
The old that is strong...
Daddy Mack points to the corner, as the Allstate Arena’s roof is barely hanging on. Mack lifts himself to the second rope, and flies off with the Mack Attack!
Does not wither...
Tastic gets to the top just in time to see Ty throw Mikey off the top of the cell straight onto the Spanish announce table!
Connor: OH MY F@#%ING GOD!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Tastic looks on in horror as the medical staff checks on Stormrage as he doesn’t move a muscle.
Deep roots are not reached...
Ty is completely dazed afterwards and Tastic lifts him up for the Headache Driver! He’s barely able to wrap his arm over Ty’s body as the ref makes the cover!
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Harrys: And here is your winner, and NEEEEWW WZCW World Heavyweight Champion, MATT TASTIC!!!!!
By the frost...
Veejay struggles and struggles but he cannot see the ropes or any relief in sight... Veejay has to tap out and the crowd cannot believe it!
Connors: I cannot believe what I have just witnessed. Veejay has finally succumbed to Dorian Slaughter and this match is over.
Cohen: Slaughter is our new WZCW World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender!
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Mr. Bank walks out proudly on to the entrance stage. The Cubans give him a very warm reaction as he waves out to the roaring crowd.He makes his way down the entrance ramp.
Copeland: Welcome, WZCW Universe! We are in the passionate country of Cuba. Live at the Estadio Latinoamericano in Havana! We are fresh off our amazing Gold Rush PPV!
Cohen: The nation of Cuba has been ever-so-inviting to us since our arrival. And look, they are already getting their money’s worth. They are getting to see the big guy himself, the WZCW majority owner, Mr. Banks!
Copeland: It certinaly is a surprise that Mr. Banks would grace Meltdown 117 tonight, but one thing is for sure. When he comes out to address the WZCW Universe, it is for a purpose. Most often those purposes are game-changing.
Cohen: I can’t wait!
The crowd is still buzzing as Mr. Banks is now in the ring with a microphone in his hand. He confidently smiles as he waits for them to quiet down.
Banks: Thank you for your warm welcome. For the first time ever, WZCW is live in HAVANA, CUBA!
The crowd explodes in approval.
Banks: The reason I am out here is because tonight marks the beginning a long journey for WZCW. We are an American based company, but we realize that our fanbase stretches across the globe. Cuba marks the beginning of our long international tour.
The crowd pops at the declaration.
Banks: But not only does tonight mark the beginning of our tour, but it marks the beginning of the cycle to one of WZCW’s longest televised annual Pay-Per-Views. In this year where we have seen so much change to our big event schedule, there is nothing that can quite replace what you get when it comes to Unscripted.
The crowd pops at the name of the PPV.
Banks: So, tonight we offer you a sampling. A sliver of what Unscripted will offer in a few weeks. Tonight we showcase two of WZCW’s finest in an epic conclusion to a heated blood feud. Tonight we see Chris K.O.--
Bank has to pause as the crowd goes wild at the mention of the bearded superstar.
Banks: Versus James Howard.
The crowd turns sour at the sound of Howards’ name. Their souring worsens as a tune hits the PA sytem.
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The crowd boos heavily as James Howard walks out on to the entrance stage. He swipes his nose and looks out at the crowd in disgust. He waste no time as he makes way down the entrance ramp to the ring.
Copeland: Well, there he is. The man who beat Chris K.O. at Gold Rush in a Chairs Match somewhat controversially. He distracted Chris by threatening Steve the Volleyball with a steel chair. Chris took the bait and it cost him the match.
Cohen: Quit trying to paint it in a negative light, Seabass! There is no DQs in a Chairs Match. Let the record show that James Howard beat Chris K.O. exactly by the book!
Howard stands opposed to Banks in the ring. He now sports a microphone in his hand.
Banks: James, first let me say that I am glad that you are back with us here in WZCW. You’ve been nothing short of fantastic since your return, but let me ask you one thing. What possessed you to come out here and interrupt me?
The crowd pops at the tension in the ring.
Howard: That’s a fair question, Banks. Yeah, it is. Because you see I have no qualms with facing Chris K.O. again tonight. I have no qualms with the possible stipulations. I beat him at Gold Rush with a steel chair. I can surely do it again whether it be with another weapon or simply my bare hands.
The crowd disagrees and they let Howard know with thier boos.
Howard: My issues is the fact that it is for the #1 Contendership to the EurAsian Championship.
Banks: You have an issue with being given a title shot?
Howard: I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH CHRIS BEING GIVEN A TITLE SHOT!
The crowd boos.
Howard: I already beat Christopher at Gold Rush. I already proved that I am the #1 Contender to any title in the WZCW. The fact that I have to jump through one more hoop is appalling.
Banks: Well, James. The last time I checked, you and Chris were one and one in singles competition.
The crowd cheers at Banks’ retort.
Howard: That first match was a flu-
Banks: Let me stop you right there. I came out here for two reasons. The first was to welcome all these wonderful people to Meltdown 117.
The crowd pops.
Banks: The second was to announce the stipulation for your match tonight with Chris K.O. for the #1 Contendership to the EurAsian Title. The winner facing Theron Daggershield at Unscripted.
The crowd pops again. This time at the mention of Theron.
Banks: And I really wish you would have found me earlier in the day, because I may have already let the stipulation slip to a certain someone.
The crowd buzzes with curiosity as Howard looks confused.
Banks: Ladies and gentlemen, by choice of all of your voting, tonight we will see the return of a forgotten art in WZCW. Tonight we see James Howard vs. Chris K.O. in a MAYHEM RULES MATCH!
The crowd roars in approval. Their excitement is ignited even further at the sound of a tune.
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Chris runs out of the gorilla position while pushing a shopping cart full of hardware supplies! Banks exits the ring as Howard drops his microphone and prepares for battle.
Copeland: It’s Mayhem Rules tonight in our main event, but Chris is ready to get the fight started now!
Chris slams the shopping cart against the ring apron and pulls a barbedwired bat out of the cart. He holds it up for the crowd to marvel at it. Howard is still in the ring, but he exits as soon as Chris slides in. The crowd boos as Howard runs over to the entrance ramp. Chris yells at him to pick a weapon from the cart and get into the ring. Howard cusses at him as he makes his way up the ramp. He yells out, “We’ll settle this later tonight!”
Cohen: Chris is nuts!
Copeland: I can't wait to see these two in the main event tonight! Later we get the return of Mayhem in WZCW, but before that we have an action-packed card. The new EurAsian Champion is in action against Alhazred, and Kagura Ohzora rebounds off of losing the Elite X Title as she takes on Bruce Irwin!
Cohen: There’s that and much more! Don’t go away, WZCW Universe! We are live with Meltdown 117 in Cuba!
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We cut to a place backstage. We see a door plate with "HMP" in bold gold printed on it. A loud scraping sound occurs as we see a janitor scraping off the plate from the door. The camera pans and zooms in on something down the hallway. Alhazred is watching from afar. His upper-torso is poked out from a round a corner. A single tear falls from his right eye. He mutters under his breath.
Alhazred: Rosebud...
The camera fades out.